One of the easiest steps to accomplish is one that will confuse many an alien, a smile. Nearly all species on Earth view the bearing of teeth as a show of aggression or a threat. We as humans sometimes do this as well, but it is mostly kept for a sign of greeting or friendship. …show more content…
Hugs are not given as much as smiles or handshakes are, but still play a vital part with the date or close person (human) that wishes for one. This process could be most compared to the hand-shake, but contains the whole body. If a person wraps their arms around you, return likewise. Keeps your hands on their back, unless this a family member, then it 's perfectly fine to wrap your arms around them. The trick to a hug is to remain loose, if your muscles are firm, then this gives the impression that the hug is not wanted and the other person will likely feel unwanted or awkward. (Unless you meet a stranger that hugs everyone, then do as you wish.) As a reminder: No eating of humans is allowed on Earth. Firm hugs are allowed if the other person is well known to you or if they feel dismal. A light hug is used for friends in another form of greeting. Hugs should last until the other person starts to shift uncomfortably. So when you’re dropping off your date, please consider one of the actions described here. Depending on how the date went a handshake or a hug would be acceptable in this instance. If you are planning on conquering the planet (or whatever else), the next morning you should text her saying that you had fun and can’t wait to see her again. If she responds, then you should keep texting her and hold the conversation. If she doesn’t, don’t worry, she may be sleeping. It is rude to wake a sleeping person. I hope these steps have helped with your integration with humanity and to be the perfect gentleman and you may hopefully have a second date. Good