Datboi's Narrative

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After finishing up another day of school, Datboi walks out of class and decides to drop his things off at his sister’s house and go out for a walk in the forest. ”don’t stay out for too long.”, his sister says. Without a word, Datboi walks out the door with his earpiece listening to some memes. After walking for a bit, he then decides that it’s time to go back home and recite some diss tracks while looking at himself in the mirror, but as he turns around to walk back home, he stares in shock as a green huge ogre with an MLG logo on his head. With no choice but to fight back, he finds a unicycle up by a tree, he sprints for it, and smashes it on the green ogre’s head. The ogre just laughs and grabs pulls his sniper out, he does a 360 and after that, all Datboi can …show more content…
As he climbs down, he feels something crawling on his hand, when he looked, he was shocked to see a centipede crawling up his arm on it’s way to his ear. Datboi shook his arms so hard that he lost balance and fell all the way down, but then realizes that he was only 4 feet off the ground. Suddenly, he feels bugs crawling all around his body, so he screams while shaking and twirling all the way in the direction of his sister’s house. After reaching the door, he got all of the bugs off and rang the doorbell. A face then appears at the door, Datboi’s sister instantly recognizes his face and hugs him so tight that his eyeballs almost popped out. After explaining what happened to him to his sister, his sister somehow believes his ridiculous story, he then noticed that there was a bug on his arm and realized he didn’t get all the bugs off. When Datboi’s sister spots the large creature, she quickly snatches it and slurps it down like nothing. As Datboi’s sister washes it down with a swig of milk, he looks at her in disgust. his sister realizes that Datboi doesn’t know any of the changes that have happened over the past 20

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