Creative Writing: Why Baseball Is A Classic Pastime

Why Baseball is a Classic Pastime. Obviously, baseball is a classic pastime in America. But, i am going to tell you why it is. It has a little backstory that virtually no one knows about. Between the K.G.B. and the mind control hotdogs and brainwash soda, it's pretty crazy. So, one day, the U.S.S.R. Комите́т госуда́рственной безопа́сности agents were bored and they had there beating sticks, grenades, and they had there s.w.a.t gloves, so they decided to hit grenades and catch them with their swat gloves. So then the Комите́т госуда́рственной безопа́сности agents came up with an idea, why not turn it into a sport. But first, they had to ask Riff Raff, the Supreme Leader of the U.S.S.R. So they elected Chris Brown to be their speaker. So he went to Riff Raff. …show more content…
“ Riff Raff, I have an idea for a sport.”
“ THATS SUPREME LEADER RAFF TO YOU, now, speak”
“ Yes supreme leader Raff, so we came up with the sport hit the grenade with your beating stick”
“ THAT THE WORST NAME I'VE EVER HEARD OF, NOW, YOU BETTER HAVE GOOD SPORT OR I WILL SEND YOU TO NICOLAS CAGE.”
‘ ok supreme leader Raff, so basically there is a diamond like shape, and then the person with a beating stick in hand, then someone throws a grenade as hard as they can at a person, if they hit it they live, if they miss, they die”
“ Murder, high risk of injury, go ooonnnn…..”
“ and if he hits it, then there are people in the outfield to try and catch it, if they catch it, they live, if they don’t, they die.”
“ I LOVE IT, I'M GOING TO ADD SOME MIND CONTROL HOTDOGS AND BRAINWASH