“We need to leave!” said Eric. After the initial shock of it all, his crew jumped off the ship. They walked for blocks, eventually finding a building titled Gentlemen’s Club--Free Food. Eric and his crew were starving after their voyage so they hurried in. While they couldn't read English, they understood the pictures of food on the sign. As they entered they saw women dancing, music playing, and people drinking. “We died and entered Valhalah! exclaimed the crew. “Wait, then where are the 90 virgins?” said one of the crew. “That's only with terrorists you idiot!” said Eric. “And we aren't in Valhalla, if we were, you lot wouldn't be so ugly.” They all realized this was true and continued
“We need to leave!” said Eric. After the initial shock of it all, his crew jumped off the ship. They walked for blocks, eventually finding a building titled Gentlemen’s Club--Free Food. Eric and his crew were starving after their voyage so they hurried in. While they couldn't read English, they understood the pictures of food on the sign. As they entered they saw women dancing, music playing, and people drinking. “We died and entered Valhalah! exclaimed the crew. “Wait, then where are the 90 virgins?” said one of the crew. “That's only with terrorists you idiot!” said Eric. “And we aren't in Valhalla, if we were, you lot wouldn't be so ugly.” They all realized this was true and continued