Tara Haggerty
Anonymously Rudolph
Rudolph is a six year old Red-Nosed Reindeer, he had a very shiny nose and some would even say it glows, all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names they never let Rudolph join in any reindeer games, Rudolph never really had any friends. He would just stay in his stall all day and play by himself. After years of being teased and flat out bullied, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer finally had it. Rudolph was sick and tired of not being able to join in any reindeer games. So he wrote a strongly-worded letter to all the other reindeer, and in it he announced that he is quitting to join the Canoodle gang. The Canoodle gang, a ruthless gang of reindeer terrorized all the reindeer communities, …show more content…
Everything was so clean, man, so clean, like, eat food off of the floor clean. And the food tasted fresh just pulled from the ground put it in my mouth food, not like that wanna be real plasticy artificial carrots and stuff, it was real good, real good. My stall was always cleaned and it never smelled, you got something against smelling things? What with noses? You got a thing against noses? Huh? I happen to like my nose, thank you, and smelling things from my nose. I am sick and tired of the shower situation, I don't need some elf to wash me, I can do it by myself, I ain't ever smelled before, not a day in this long six year old life I ain't ever smelled. And Santa, I would lay off a few cookies, it's getting harder to pull you around by the day. I’m sick and tired of all the pointing, and laughing, and name calling. Yes, I have a red nose, and it my shine sometimes, get over it! And I don’t want to play your stupid, childish reindeer games that you would never let me play. I’m leaving, tonight. Don’t try and stop me I’m going to the join the Canoodle gang, at least they will like me and let me play with …show more content…
It smells like something died in my stall. Everything is dirty like they have never cleaned this place ever. The food is Rotten not like by a few days, more like a few months or quite possibly a year's. It's horrible, everyone here is so mean, they painted my nose black with this sticky substance that grows in the corners, it smells and it stings a little. They call me cherry, because of my nose, and they won't stop hugging me. I miss the warmth of my old stall and the all you can eat carrots. I have to shower on my own and that's only if the water is working. We aren't allowed to play reindeer games, the Boss says that they are childish and they make the gang look like a joke. We are only allowed to go out and hug people, I don't like hugs. I miss Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen even though they made fun of me I knew they were just messing around. We did have some good nights together on christmas, we are family. Santa please let me come back, I Will never complain ever again about anything ever. I just miss the warmth, the dryness of the stalls, the hot showers, those elves that give you a back rubs, and most importantly the cleanness. I'm begging you, please save me from this horrid
Anonymously Rudolph
Rudolph is a six year old Red-Nosed Reindeer, he had a very shiny nose and some would even say it glows, all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names they never let Rudolph join in any reindeer games, Rudolph never really had any friends. He would just stay in his stall all day and play by himself. After years of being teased and flat out bullied, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer finally had it. Rudolph was sick and tired of not being able to join in any reindeer games. So he wrote a strongly-worded letter to all the other reindeer, and in it he announced that he is quitting to join the Canoodle gang. The Canoodle gang, a ruthless gang of reindeer terrorized all the reindeer communities, …show more content…
Everything was so clean, man, so clean, like, eat food off of the floor clean. And the food tasted fresh just pulled from the ground put it in my mouth food, not like that wanna be real plasticy artificial carrots and stuff, it was real good, real good. My stall was always cleaned and it never smelled, you got something against smelling things? What with noses? You got a thing against noses? Huh? I happen to like my nose, thank you, and smelling things from my nose. I am sick and tired of the shower situation, I don't need some elf to wash me, I can do it by myself, I ain't ever smelled before, not a day in this long six year old life I ain't ever smelled. And Santa, I would lay off a few cookies, it's getting harder to pull you around by the day. I’m sick and tired of all the pointing, and laughing, and name calling. Yes, I have a red nose, and it my shine sometimes, get over it! And I don’t want to play your stupid, childish reindeer games that you would never let me play. I’m leaving, tonight. Don’t try and stop me I’m going to the join the Canoodle gang, at least they will like me and let me play with …show more content…
It smells like something died in my stall. Everything is dirty like they have never cleaned this place ever. The food is Rotten not like by a few days, more like a few months or quite possibly a year's. It's horrible, everyone here is so mean, they painted my nose black with this sticky substance that grows in the corners, it smells and it stings a little. They call me cherry, because of my nose, and they won't stop hugging me. I miss the warmth of my old stall and the all you can eat carrots. I have to shower on my own and that's only if the water is working. We aren't allowed to play reindeer games, the Boss says that they are childish and they make the gang look like a joke. We are only allowed to go out and hug people, I don't like hugs. I miss Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen even though they made fun of me I knew they were just messing around. We did have some good nights together on christmas, we are family. Santa please let me come back, I Will never complain ever again about anything ever. I just miss the warmth, the dryness of the stalls, the hot showers, those elves that give you a back rubs, and most importantly the cleanness. I'm begging you, please save me from this horrid