Creative Writing: A Humorous Wedding

I awoke to a voice that seemed to be directly outside of my bed. “Good morning, your majesty” he said, in a soothing tone. I tugged the curtains of my bed away to reveal a servant of mine, bowl of water in hand ready to partake in my morning washing. “Ah, yes, good morning to you as well” I replied. He led me to my privy chamber, where my servant soaked my hands and face in the bowl of water. After the cleansing, a second servant entered the room to aid my dressing. “Good morning, King Polaris”, he stated with a grin. My servants then assisted as I donned my royal attire. While in this process, my lovely wife, Cassiopeia, comes and gives me a quick peck on the cheek. “Hello, Cassie”, I stated as she passed by. As my dressing concluded, Cassie …show more content…
Instead, they more than made up for the lack of welcoming with absurdly high amounts of tax. Following my visits, I was stuck in the predicament of wondering what to do with my leisure time. “What to do, what to do…” I thought to myself. Eventually, I decided to partake in some hunting. So, I called my men to the great hall of the palace to have them ready my horse and huntsman. As I waited for them, I finished sharpening my arrows in preparation for the hunt. “A deer would be nice” I said to myself, as I always love surprising the tenants of my palace with a dinner I had hunted for earlier in the day. Once my men were ready, we left for the forest that surrounds the kingdom. When I hunt with my men, we normally use the strategy of cornering the prey, and then delivering a fatal blow with a well placed arrow. Not to brag, but I have been brushing up on my horseback archery lately. As we ventured into the forest, one of my men alerted me to a deer directly to our right. As is procedure, we positioned our horses correctly to surround the deer. I immediately took out my bow, readied an arrow from my quiver, and aimed to give a fatal heart shot to the