Couple Classification Essay

We've all seen it; while out at your favorite restaurant trying to enjoy your meal, that one couple in the corner who won't stop kissing. They act like they're in their own little world when in all reality, everyone is witnessing the spectacle of so called love. When this happens, it puts you off you meal and is just plain annoying. Thankfully, not all couples are like this. There are many couples in the world that are funny, rude, obnoxious, and every once in a great while, bearable. There are several types of couples out there that we all know and love. These couples are including but not limited too: the long term couple, the always fighting couple, the inseparable couple, the honeymoon couple, the "just friends" couple, the PDA couple, …show more content…
The two of them are inseparable , always going everywhere together and doing everything "as one." They are included in all of the same clubs, sports, activities, you name it. If one of them is invited to something, you can be sure that they will be bringing the other one along with them as their designated "plus one". These two identify as a unit. It is no longer one person and then the other person, it has become "them". They both have taken to speaking in plurals and making important decisions for each other. The two of them are really quite a spectacle to behold and are quite a head scratcher, if they don't first make you cringe at how close they really …show more content…
These two will deny any claims to actually dating, despite having gone out on several dates, or any claims to being in a mutually singular relationship. This is the "just friends" couple. The two of them will do all of the normal couple hobbies such as lunch dates, shopping, bowling, hanging out in the park, participating in weekend activities together, and much more. However, when asked if they are together or dating or anything of that sort, the immediate response from both parties is "Oh, we are just friends. Nothing more, nothing