Crying will be her call light
Code browns will be considered “cute” and diapers will make you say “aww”
Rolling her to her strong side will fun and easy
She'll be on a mechanical soft diet, until she is about 8 months-purred all the way!
NPO until she is about three and knows whats “good” and whats “yucky”
But in case a code blue happens, remain calm mommy knows