Well, it all began yesterday when Scott asked me if I would go with him. Of course I replied yes, and that evening when I informed my Daddy he almost had a cow. Because in all reality I'm not supposed to start going with anybody until I’m 16 but I’m 15 so I figure I’m close enough. That’s what I told Daddy but he said that if he caught Scott near me that he would skin him alive.
After that, I told Scott that we couldn’t keep going together, and he said he was going go and lecture my Daddy for me. And you better believe that he did. So this night, Daddy apologized to me and he even bought me the newest brightest pink poodle skirt that I ever did see.