Enter MAYOR'S WIFE and POLONIUS.
POLONIUS: Listen, his boots come stompin' this way. Now I tell you, don't speak gibberish with that boy; stick it to him. Tell him that his fun has gone over far and that the mayor fights a heap of fire for that boy. Here he comes, I'll be sittin' round that curtain o'er there quiet as a cactus, listen'n. I ask you, don’t hold back on him; let 'im have it. I'll be batting eyes closely.
WIFE: Don’t worry about me. Pony up, he's coming!
[POLONIUS hides behind the curtain]
Enter HAMLET.
HAMLET: I heard you called me ma. What's the problem?
WIFE: Hamlet, you've strong-armed your father.
HAMLET: I don’t give a dang for that. You've strong-armed my born father.
WIFE: Now, Hamlet, you need to settle down. …show more content…
Looka what gul is in this man. Ain't you see this one's curly hair and his heavenly head. Eyes of a sheriff born to threaten and lead. A frame like a strong bison. A man of great touches that seem like even the heavens marked him. This man was your husband. Now, you look here. This heres' your new husband. A piece a rotten corn sickenin' the good one next to it. Do you have eyes? How you about to jump offa stallion an' ride a horse so small and weak? Haha! Do you even have eyes? You ain't about to say it's outta love. Bosh! Your romantic dander has gotten weak for an old lady like you. But tell me why you would move from here to there. You ought to still have some brain in you since you can still walk roun', but you outghta be beef-headed if you can't place the fence between these two men. What for heaven's sake was it that covered up your eyes? Even without eyes, ears, or fingers could any lady make a mistake as bad as yours. Shame on you, ma. If the devil can change an old lady like you, then let my bones burn. Oh ma, ain't even deviltry anymore to act with our nature. You know why? Cause even the elderly are doin' it …show more content…
Good Night Ma! Don't go in the his bed tonight. Try to be good even if you ain't. Gettin' use ta bad is just like gettin use ta good. It'll be a habit. Say no to his lovin tonight, it'll just get easier from there. Habits can change how you think. Good night again but I ask for your words. (Points to POLONIUS) My apologies on this fool. God punished me with this crime, but it'll get worse. One more thing ma.
WIFE: What I oughta do?
HAMLET: Whatever you do, you ain't gonna be lettin' that hog king get in bed with you an' let im' pinch your cheeks, and say you his bunny. I swear, for a pair of lousy kisses or a playin' with your neck, you better not tell im' my madness is hack and falls cleanly inta' a plan. Oh my, ain't it perfect how this all worked out. You's a honest an' fair lady who would never hide an important thing like this from your filthy hog-of-a husband. Why would ya? But if you do let the cat out of the bag, you's might as well tie a noose round' your neck and hang from the tree.
WIFE: Trust me, Hamlet. I won't speak these words again. I ain't got no life left in me to say words.
HAMLET: Well then. Imma' cross the Mississippi soon. This ain't new to ya,
POLONIUS: Listen, his boots come stompin' this way. Now I tell you, don't speak gibberish with that boy; stick it to him. Tell him that his fun has gone over far and that the mayor fights a heap of fire for that boy. Here he comes, I'll be sittin' round that curtain o'er there quiet as a cactus, listen'n. I ask you, don’t hold back on him; let 'im have it. I'll be batting eyes closely.
WIFE: Don’t worry about me. Pony up, he's coming!
[POLONIUS hides behind the curtain]
Enter HAMLET.
HAMLET: I heard you called me ma. What's the problem?
WIFE: Hamlet, you've strong-armed your father.
HAMLET: I don’t give a dang for that. You've strong-armed my born father.
WIFE: Now, Hamlet, you need to settle down. …show more content…
Looka what gul is in this man. Ain't you see this one's curly hair and his heavenly head. Eyes of a sheriff born to threaten and lead. A frame like a strong bison. A man of great touches that seem like even the heavens marked him. This man was your husband. Now, you look here. This heres' your new husband. A piece a rotten corn sickenin' the good one next to it. Do you have eyes? How you about to jump offa stallion an' ride a horse so small and weak? Haha! Do you even have eyes? You ain't about to say it's outta love. Bosh! Your romantic dander has gotten weak for an old lady like you. But tell me why you would move from here to there. You ought to still have some brain in you since you can still walk roun', but you outghta be beef-headed if you can't place the fence between these two men. What for heaven's sake was it that covered up your eyes? Even without eyes, ears, or fingers could any lady make a mistake as bad as yours. Shame on you, ma. If the devil can change an old lady like you, then let my bones burn. Oh ma, ain't even deviltry anymore to act with our nature. You know why? Cause even the elderly are doin' it …show more content…
Good Night Ma! Don't go in the his bed tonight. Try to be good even if you ain't. Gettin' use ta bad is just like gettin use ta good. It'll be a habit. Say no to his lovin tonight, it'll just get easier from there. Habits can change how you think. Good night again but I ask for your words. (Points to POLONIUS) My apologies on this fool. God punished me with this crime, but it'll get worse. One more thing ma.
WIFE: What I oughta do?
HAMLET: Whatever you do, you ain't gonna be lettin' that hog king get in bed with you an' let im' pinch your cheeks, and say you his bunny. I swear, for a pair of lousy kisses or a playin' with your neck, you better not tell im' my madness is hack and falls cleanly inta' a plan. Oh my, ain't it perfect how this all worked out. You's a honest an' fair lady who would never hide an important thing like this from your filthy hog-of-a husband. Why would ya? But if you do let the cat out of the bag, you's might as well tie a noose round' your neck and hang from the tree.
WIFE: Trust me, Hamlet. I won't speak these words again. I ain't got no life left in me to say words.
HAMLET: Well then. Imma' cross the Mississippi soon. This ain't new to ya,