Canterbury Tales Satire Analysis

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Canterbury Tales Satire Essay

THE PROLOGUE:

“ Will you two be quiet and stop mumbling about how popular you are I have a real story about brains and brawn that will surely top any of the nonsense you're talking about. No one will care about how many tackles you got in about 10 minuets and no one cares about how your dad shut down your credit card this month! There I finally said it, I've been stuck in this musty detention room for the past 30 minuets and only ignorant things have come out of both of your mouths. This will teach you two about the importance of being intelligent, even if you play a sport. Everyone picks on the kids who do their work and study for the grades they get and no one praises them. The occasional shove in the hallway
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The school year was soon to come to an end which means try outs for all the sports next year were taking place. At the end of the day each smart kid stayed after for extra work. While leaving the smartest one, the leader of the group who excelled in math, walked past the football field while a ball happen to roll off right by his foot. “ Hey you! Yeah you smart stuff toss that ball back!” When he picked up the ball he threw the perfect spiral right into the quarterbacks hands from 30 yards away. Standing in shock the coach approached him and requested he comes to practice the next day. “ Coach why were you just talking to him, he's not gonna want anything to do with football! He's one of the smart ones.” The coach turned with the biggest smile, “ He's gonna be the one who's running the team next year.” The next day at practice the leader of the popular smart kids took the field with the barbaric football players. Each ball given to him was thrown perfectly to the person it needed to be thrown to. By the end of the practice both coaches and players wanted him on the team. After the practice in the locker room coach nominated him to be next

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