Book Reports On The Catcher In The Rye

So I’m reading this book called The Catcher in the Rye, and it’s written by this goddam phony, J.D. Salinger. I hear he used to be a real prince, old Salinger, till he became one of those hotshot Hollywood prostitutes, like my brother. If you really want to hear about it, my brother, D.B., is a real damn prostitute. Used to be a real prince and all, till he went out to Hollywood. It kills me. It really does.
Anyway, let me tell you something about this book I’m reading by this J.D. Salinger guy, it’s called The Catcher in the Rye, you probably heard of it. I hear it’s really popular. It’s alright, I guess, but to tell you the truth, it bores the hell out of me. It’s about this lousy kid, and all he does is lie and go off on tangents. And no,