Black Jesus Research Paper

Black Jesus: Creator of Watermelonadia

Before there were humans and Watermelonadia there was one being. His name was Black Jesus. Black Jesus had whole closet full of various shades of brown robes, that was the only thing he ever wore. Black Jesus lived in his mansion that floated through space and time. Black Jesus’s Mansion was extremely big and bright as he floated through space he was the only thing in sight. One day Black Jesus got really bored as he strolled through his mansion. He wanted other beings in the universe. So, with the flick of his wrist he created the planet called Watermelonadia. He wanted living things on this planet so he created plants by rubbing planet earth in his hands. The planet got its name due to the first plant on the planet, the watermelon. As he created plants he …show more content…
The first animal to walk the planet Watermelonadia was the chicken. Black Jesus then realized he needed people to take care of the animal and plants so he made humans. To create humans he created rings around Watermelonadia. He took Watermalondria and threw it through the rings repeatedly until he was satisfied about the amount of humans he created. However, on his last shot he missed the rings. Black Jesus didn’t realize it at the time but he would soon realized he spawned the worst monster of all time, Frieza. Frieza was vile and hated her creator, unlike the, humans were very grateful for their life given to them by Black Jesus. As Frieza grew out of childhood her hate for Black Jesus and his followers grew. As her hate grew she grew more powerful and unlocked her secret power to shoot lasers from her fingers. With this power she decided to kill all