While Ingrid was still fast asleep, I grabbed my keys from the bowl on the coffee table and quietly slid out of the front door. I drove over to Akie D’s house, quiet storm with no music, in a daze. I arrived at his house in fifteen minutes flat. I jumped out without turning my car off and started banging on his door like a bat out of hell I didn’t even ring the doorbell for what this was my home boy. It didn’t take long for Akie D to snatch his door off the hinge. “What the fuck man! What is your damn problem Walker? Man you alright?” He barked. “Walker you’re lucky my wife isn’t here right now. You know she doesn’t play that pop up bullshit.” I pushed past him and stood in his living room sweating like a broke water fountain. “I know bro, but this is serious!” I screamed. “Akie D, I’m sick man!” I started to ramble non-stop like I had diarrhea at the mouth. I just couldn’t get my shit together. All kind of thoughts were running through my mind right about now. The condom busting, and I don’t know if she will become pregnant or not, I suddenly came to one conclusion that it can only be one thing-AIDS! Akie D closed the door. “Sick? Sick how Walker what do you mean?” He probed with concern. I was the closest I had been to tears in years. Akie D walked up to …show more content…
What the fuck! How do you know?” He was just as scared as I was. “This morning I woke up full of vodka, and went to the bathroom to take a piss. Then aw….that shit started burning like hell bro! I had to piss a little at a time. That was the only way for me to urinate. Then that’s when I saw the green, yellowish shit coming out of the head of my piece!” I was so caught up in my dramatic explanation that I hadn’t seen Akie D’s expression go from concerned to amusement, to blue in the face from holding in his laughter, but when I did notice, I said “What?” That was all it took for Akie D to explode with uncontrollable laughter. It was more from relief than humor, because he knew I was always trying to have sex with someone new. Now that he knew that it was only Gonorrhea, he really fell out on the floor in tears. “What the hell are you laughing so hard at?” I barked. “This shit ain’t fucking funny Akie D! I’m scared as hell right now.” I said, expressing my feelings. “No, it’s not funny but it serves you right Walker.” He managed to get this out between laughs, and continued laughing non-stop. I felt a load of bricks leave my shoulders, but I still asked with concern. “How do you