Billy Bob Joe: The Great Philosopher

One day a cow gave birth to her calf. His name was Marty. His mom and the helper had a big conversation about what his name should be. Marty wanted his name to be King of Everyone since he had a crown shaped spot on his head,but you can see that didn’t work out. This calf was no ordinary calf, he came out dancing ,and talking to the person who helped deliver him. The person who helped deliver him was named Billy Bob Joe. Billy and Marty became best friends. They went to parties , got Big Macs from McDonalds ,and traveled to different planets.
Then one night when they were having the best night of their lives and the Evil Wizard caught Marty dancing and talking to people, the Evil Wizard wanted to take away his powers. Then one day he saw Marty coming home from McDonald's. With his magical staff he dragged him in his …show more content…
Billy was looking and looking ,but he couldn’t find him. It was so hard to find him since there were no rooms or any buttons to go to a secret layer, also there were boxes everywhere. While BIlly was moving boxes Marty was listening to the Evil Wizard’s cheesey jokes. Most of the were about what he was going to do to him when he was a regular cow.
Meanwhile, Billy heard a huge bang and realized that he was is the wrong castle all along. The Evil Wizard’s castle was all the way across town. Billy hopped in his car and hit the gas. He was going so fast that when he went to go push on his brakes to turn a corner he kept going the same speed. Soon enough he got pulled over ,but he explained that his friend got kidnapped by the Evil Wizard. The cops have been trying to catch him for years so they went with him ,and all of them rushed to the castle, passing cars and jumping tree trunks. Once they got there they were lost for a second since there were dead trees everywhere. Then they finally found the castle and broke down the doors and found them