No, being a sissy is not allowed in the army. Especially when you’re marching in front of the people in while under a platoon, no sissy-ness should be present. All should be tougher than iron! If you can’t put up with that rule, then you have to leave the army.
But wait, what if someone just thought that being a sissy is okay in the army? And actually, one of the best songs of sissies could actually be used as a marching