[In the office, there is a window and a desk stage left and a door stage right; the desk is facing stage left with a black swivel chair. There is a bookcase stage upstage with a lot of books, all ranging in dark colors.]
Narrator: It had been a long day for Liv: she had found the cure for the zombie drug and had tried to fight the urge to indulge her former zombie ways. She sits exhausted in her office.
Ravi: [opens door on stage right and enters and says in a sarcastic tone] So, how does it feel to save the world, Liv?
Liv: Exhausting [in a tired tone]. Do you know how hard it is to avoid the temptation to eat another human brain? It’s hard to work in a morgue full of dead people--people who don’t need their brains. Those luscious brain [starting to drift away from …show more content…
Ravi: [in a sarcastic tone] And…
Liv: [in a defensive and playful tone] What do you think? Yes. I’m not dumb [eyes widen].
Major: [unaware to Liv’s eyes widening and in a friendly tone] Ravi, I want you to be my best man. You’ve been like a friend to both me and Liv.
Liv: [in a fearful tone] No, we can’t let that happen!
Major: [in a surprised and confused tone] Why, I thought you’d be happy? What’s wrong?
Ravi: [in a playful tone] How do you sink a submarine with blondes? [without waiting for an answer and Liv in the background telling Ravi to stop] You knock on the door!
Liv: [in a hurt and angry tone] You see, he’ll be telling me blonde jokes [buries head in Major’s chest in mock pain]
Major: [in a calm and serious tone] Ravi, at least show some consideration to this intelligent, beautiful blonde woman.
Ravi: [in a sly tone] Don’t you mean a golden retriever?
Major: [in an encouraging tone] Good one!
Liv: [in a depressed tone] Not you too! Now I have to deal with both of you! Ugh! [turns around at Ravi] You better not tell any blonde jokes at the wedding!
Ravi: [in a mock innocent tone] Come now, you know that I won’t do a thing like