Barack Obama Persuasive Speech

They are among us. Blood-drinking, flesh-eating, shape-shifting, cold-blooded reptilian humanoids with one simple task in their cold-blooded little heads: to enslave the human race. And what does Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, Barack Obama, and Will Ferrell have in common not only have they all been on Saturday Night Live, they are reptilian people. 12 million Americans believe that there is a reptilian elite and today I will make you one of them. Before I start to prove that lizard people are real, I would like to prove our president, Barack Obama is a reptilian shape-shifter. Have you ever seen Barack Obama giving a speech, he is sweaty, his skin shines in the artificial light. So what does this mean, well he’s sweaty and sticky like a lizard, and also the way Obama acts is really cold-blooded. Also and I quote a head researcher on this topic, "We watched this one video where Obama was giving this fancy state dinner . . . And [Obama] sort of licked his raspberry sorbet instead of using a spoon like a normal human would. And then I was just like, 'Oh my god, this dude is a f---ing lizard.'" So yeah no normal human licks their sorbet, no they use a spoon, using your tongue is reserved for only primates and lizards. This, I believe provides sufficient evidence that right now Obama is a lizard perhaps …show more content…
On this I tell you on how you can spot a reptilian trying at world domination, and information from a reliable source, they are greed-based, emotionless, robotic, they are cruel and care about no one, callous disregard for humanity, ruthless attitude, and an unusual cunning almost as if there is a devious goal in their mind. Not only does this describe Donald Trump unequivocally, but the majority of politicians, celebrities, CEOs, and certain terrorists. So what are the physical characteristics of an everyday