Were outnumbered big time 200,000 to 1, by who you ask? THE FLIES! They’ve taken control, a hostile takeover. Now the only thing we can do is beg for mercy, to an insect, for god's sake! The worst thing is no one will listen to me. They think I’m kooky, but I’m not and soon they will find out. So I must take this into my own hands and halt this, one broken wing at a time.
You may be asking “Why would you kill poor little flies?” well guess what you dingus they are horrible creatures! Think about it the little devils are not only super annoying, they're also very dangerous spreading diseases such as “...salmonella, anthrax, and tuberculosis.”- https://www.orkin.com/flies/house-fly/house-fly-and-disease/. Now you may not understand the gravity of the situation, click this link to see just how horrible some of these diseases are: https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/vpd/anthrax/photos.html (not for the faint of heart). …show more content…
Munger of East Noble Public Middle School) about my first fly swatting. It was a somewhat chilly morning when I was in English Language Arts minding my own business and a fly wanted to start beef with me. So rightfully I did the clap tactic where you hit the fly hard and fast with both your hands in the clapping motion. I was like a ninja in the night only taking the flies wings, but then he wouldn’t retreat so I promptly ended
You may be asking “Why would you kill poor little flies?” well guess what you dingus they are horrible creatures! Think about it the little devils are not only super annoying, they're also very dangerous spreading diseases such as “...salmonella, anthrax, and tuberculosis.”- https://www.orkin.com/flies/house-fly/house-fly-and-disease/. Now you may not understand the gravity of the situation, click this link to see just how horrible some of these diseases are: https://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/vpd/anthrax/photos.html (not for the faint of heart). …show more content…
Munger of East Noble Public Middle School) about my first fly swatting. It was a somewhat chilly morning when I was in English Language Arts minding my own business and a fly wanted to start beef with me. So rightfully I did the clap tactic where you hit the fly hard and fast with both your hands in the clapping motion. I was like a ninja in the night only taking the flies wings, but then he wouldn’t retreat so I promptly ended