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So when i was a baby when i was first born the skin on my head started to peel off by the time i was 3 my entire skull was reviled.My mom hated me so she dropped my off at an orphanage and thats where i stayed for many years. Every one else avoids me , unless there coming to bully me .One day when the older kids were coming to pick on me they called me names like "Skully". One day there was a skeleton arriving in the orphanage his name was Sans he came up to me and wanted me to shake his hand so i did and a farting noise came out . I tried to holdback my laughing but i couldn't stop them. He told me his bro hated his pun/jokes i asked to meet him and he came over , the skeleton Papyrus . So , soon after Sans and Papyrus had arrived there was a robot a fish a dinosaur and a little white ghost/ The fish said hi im Undyne , the dinosaur said H-Hello im Alphys , the Ghost said hello... im Napstablook.....and this............is my …show more content…
" so when the meanest bully James comes over he takes one look at undyne makes fun of her for being a fish then he punches her . Then Undyne chased james around with a spear then after james is chased out of the orphanage there was a goat monster and a little girl she was dragging the goat monster around by the arms , so i run over and see if theres anything i can do to help she replies "yes, can you please grab his legs." So i help her carry the goat monster over to the grass and i ask if theres anything else that can help she tells me a human soul can heal a monster all the way so i take out my soul and give her the quarter of it that wasent white and then i went black.When i woke up what was left of my skin was gone and i had

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