A few months ago, the elders of one eastern European village decided that in the event of a Trump Presidency it would be best to appease the global tyrant by supplying him with a new young wife. There is no …show more content…
Dmitry who has asked that his name not be mentioned and ruined chances for his sister to be the Trumps next top Trophy wife, tells me that aside from account of his grandfather of when the Nazi first came through his country has he seen such frenzied activity as as celebrated a fascist campaign. Thankfully because of the Nazi, nothing could have better prepared this village for the global ramifications of a Trump Presidency. Their plan is to appease and distract a possible president Trump until Americans wake up. I remind Dmitry that Americans wake up on average ever 100 years of so, as measured by the time between the Emancipation Proclamation and The Ratification of the Civil Rights act. An ever resourceful Dmitry reminds me that the Serbian Nationalist haven't had much opportunity to gun down anyone and provoke a war since the earlier part of the last century or Srebrenica depending on where you start counting