Looks like you’re in a pickle, and have just been ‘zombified’. It’s certainly likely that you’re puzzled on how to move on with this fresh lifestyle (tons are). Well it’s a darn virtuous miracle that a zombie happened to stumble upon this essay, it has wondrous advice, and can easily create an average, operational and undead zombie! It’s quite an immense step if I do say so myself. Everybody must have an infection left by that outbreak of distasteful and disastrous parasites that turn living animals into zombies (I guess you already know that.) The humans are retaliating, we’re hungry, and a body doesn't work like it used to, just follow these steps and everybody'll be ready for anything.
To begin with – (I’ll call our example zombie, “Tim”) …show more content…
There are zero ways to escape obliteration, unless Tim’s a strange sort of Super Zombie, which is unlikely. Only attack as a last resort, it’s shunned by countless societies of zombies. Hide or run if you spot those armed and dangerous humans. If one of Tim’s body parts break off from a battle, he shouldn’t worry about it. If he’s a fresh zombie, his human antibodies will heal him.
Not long after one of Tim’s limbs have been chopped off, his intestines will begin to rot. What he will need to do is mend himself up using a healing sort of human medicine. You’re still confused on how to work yourself? Allow myself to explain your newfangled biological system. Zombies are not super prone to death – even the heaviest of fatal wounds would seem like a mere itch in the derriere, this would potentially be volatile to normal people. All senses should have a state of mild blurriness in the same sense as screaming while one would Jet Ski, or even sticking a head in a body of water.
In conclusion, if you followed every step correctly, you should've learned how to find food, how to fend off humans, and how to maneuver your zombie body to your advantage. I'm sure this seems to be a precisely intense experience. But remember, you must defeat hunger, humans, and your own sheer incompetence using
To begin with – (I’ll call our example zombie, “Tim”) …show more content…
There are zero ways to escape obliteration, unless Tim’s a strange sort of Super Zombie, which is unlikely. Only attack as a last resort, it’s shunned by countless societies of zombies. Hide or run if you spot those armed and dangerous humans. If one of Tim’s body parts break off from a battle, he shouldn’t worry about it. If he’s a fresh zombie, his human antibodies will heal him.
Not long after one of Tim’s limbs have been chopped off, his intestines will begin to rot. What he will need to do is mend himself up using a healing sort of human medicine. You’re still confused on how to work yourself? Allow myself to explain your newfangled biological system. Zombies are not super prone to death – even the heaviest of fatal wounds would seem like a mere itch in the derriere, this would potentially be volatile to normal people. All senses should have a state of mild blurriness in the same sense as screaming while one would Jet Ski, or even sticking a head in a body of water.
In conclusion, if you followed every step correctly, you should've learned how to find food, how to fend off humans, and how to maneuver your zombie body to your advantage. I'm sure this seems to be a precisely intense experience. But remember, you must defeat hunger, humans, and your own sheer incompetence using