The trademark “I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T- SHIRT MAUI is dead. The abandonment date is January 20, 1998.
Yes, he is unlikely to get the trademark. The reason why is because you can’t use words that are considered descriptive of the product or services or can conflict with other trademark. The product is a mouse trap and that is in the actual name.
The trademark for Minding Your Matters is own by Janice Russell.