Damn were you bored! Normally, you would of loved to just sit and chill with your boyfriend while he fanboyed over a cartoon on Netflix. Most of the time you would be fangirling with him, but you just weren't feeling it. You wanted to do something but you dork of a boyfriend was to occupied to take the hint.
Alfred F. Jones was the biggest fucking dork that you've ever met. He could tell you everything that there is to know about Marvel and DC comics. He would even go as far to say that he was a Hero. Oh did you love to stroke his ego sometimes. Saying things like “my hero” and “the hero saves the day again.” It was even more perfect when you did that after one of his football games. That's right, Alfred was the quarterback on your school's
Alfred F. Jones was the biggest fucking dork that you've ever met. He could tell you everything that there is to know about Marvel and DC comics. He would even go as far to say that he was a Hero. Oh did you love to stroke his ego sometimes. Saying things like “my hero” and “the hero saves the day again.” It was even more perfect when you did that after one of his football games. That's right, Alfred was the quarterback on your school's