A Humorous Wedding

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On a cold and wet night, a young gentleman is on his way to a gathering at a local bar, and on his way there, he offers a ride to a beautiful young lady who agrees to go with him to the gathering. Everybody at the gathering found the lady to be very lovely and after the gathering was over, the young gentleman offered to drive her home as the night had turned quite chilly. She accepted and because it was so icy out, he gave her his coat to wear.
He asked for her address and she gave it to him and a short time later, they pulled into the driveway of the house where the girl said that she lived and the driver turned to tell her that they had arrived. To his astonishment, she had disappeared! The passenger seat of the car was vacant, although

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