A Humorous Wedding Speech – Why Hey Shy Wassup?

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Hey Shy wassup? I’m gonna hit you up little later tonight. So that I can make a sincere apology about what happen between you and me.

You never gave me any indication of how uncomfortable you felt physically or emotionally. Until it was too late.
You body language was off

You said that you've never had a guy make a move on you like I did. Well I've never had a girl react so passive to what I

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