A Humorous Incidents: A Short Story

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It all started with a chili pepper named Jeffrey ( aka Carolina and/or Jeff ), an Oreo thin named Holly, a classic Oreo named Devon and an ice cream cone named Monica. You see they were all “friends” or so to speak. They all were polar opposites. Jeffrey had a bad temper and got angry at practically anything, Holly, well Holly was super sensitive and over-emotional, Devon was the silliest Oreo you’ll ever encounter, and Monica, oh Monica, she didn’t care, and I mean she didn’t care. She didn’t care about anything in the world. Well she had one care and it was Devon, but shh you didn’t hear it from me. Oh, I should probably introduce myself. I’m Shelly.
If you’re wondering where I, Shelly, was during all of this, I was sleeping. Yup, sleeping.
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The incident was nothing major but did put them from best friends to acquaintances. Considering that they live together they did have to be friendly with each other.
This is how it went down, Jeffrey and Devon were looking at an article about different kinds 0f food. In this article it had said that Oreo was coming out with a thinner Oreo, thinner than Holly, so basically a cracker. Almost immediately they went to go tell Holly and Monica. Monica was in the refrigerator sleeping and Holly was watching T.V. Jeffrey practically dragged everyone to the coffee table in the living room and conducted a “meeting.” Holly and Monica weren’t upset about it and didn’t really seem to care.
“Why are you guys freaking out about this it’s not a big deal?” said Holly. “WHY AREN’T YOU FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS?” yelled Devon. Monica was starting to melt since it was really hot out. “Um guys…” said Monica. “Yeah, what do you want Monica?” said Jeffrey without even glancing towards her direction. Everyone looks at Monica to see what she needs and their jaws dropped. “OH MY GOSH WE NEED TO GET YOU BACK INTO THE REFRIGERATOR!” Devon frantically yelled. Monica started to lose consciousness and soon passed out.
Oh, I forgot to mention Devon is also in love with Monica. OKay, back to what
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He frantically ran to the kitchen, dropped her and when she hit the ground she regained consciousness and Devon confessed his love for her and as she began to say “I love you” she slowly began to melt into his arms and died, right then and there. Devon as you can imagine was absolutely devastated. Holly and Jeffrey were in complete shock over what just happened.
Devon was infuriated with Jeffrey. “This is all your fault!” Devon yelled. “My fault? How is it my fault?” Jeffrey said. “If you hadn't called everyone to the living room none of this would have happened.” Devon’s voice began shaking and his eyes began filling up with tears. He marched off outside to get some fresh air and Jeffrey was getting angry because Devon was saying that all of this was his fault. Jeffrey began to march outside, he was stomping and was getting super red. “Jeffrey.. What are you doing?” Holly said. Jeffrey ignored her and proceeded to open the door and see Devon bawling his eyes

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