It was a fine day, raining and cloudy. At least that's what classifies as a fine day for John Cena, because he has autism. "I am all happy today standing here, john cena said" said John Cena. Suddenly, out of the nearby bushes jumped ChrisChan. He had always wanted to make friends with someone else with autism (although at this point he just wants any friend cause he has none) and he found out on wikipedia that John Cena has autism, so between illustrating and writing his sonic webcomic, Sonichu ®™, and jerking off to sonic rule 34 tentacle pron, he stalked Cena for several months until he decided it was time to make an move. "Hai there cena-kun!!!!" squealed ChrisChan. John cena was so surprised he swung around and fisted ChrisChan in
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"It's okay, really! Oh Cena-kun uguu~ Do you want to read my sonic webcomic please?" murmered Chris. "Sounds fucking gay yelled john cena" yelled John Cena. "Whoops that was out of line." john cena caught himself. "Sorry I have tourettes. Also did you know I have autism? John cena asked," John Cena apologized for a second time. Don't you hate people who apologize a lot? Me too. Fuckin french-ass canadians. "Yes I knew you had autism-" ChrisChan said but realized it would be suspicious. "I mean I didnt know but I said i did know cause i have autism too-" he caught himself again. What a …show more content…
Since he's autistic, he decided he was defeated and might as well just say it loud. "I SAID NOPE YOU FUCKING CUNT" he yelled really loud angrily, cumming from the pain of telling the truth to a good friend whom he have just met on this beautiful rainy day. It started to rain harder and lightning as ChrisChan's jaw dropped, and also his DS on the hard concrete. The screen detached from the frame and the camera exploded into flames, just like ChrisChan's hert at that exact same moment of the day. John Cena's bus arrived so he stepped on and it looked really dramatic and cool in the rain as a thunder and lightning cracked through the air. What a great shot (this will be a phrase you hear a lot in this story, but that is statistically predictable because it is a really long story but it's only really long because it's kinda a bunch of little stories mashed into one but that's what happens when yo have so many characters, ya know?). Too bad you count see it because this is a book and not a movie. Chris was dazed from the complete and sudden rejection. He stumbled down the street, and didn't even feel cold even though it was raining like a fuckton. Also some lightning stuck really near him and he didn't even notice, but there was blood coming out of his ears now but he didnt notice cause of all the rain and the rain was kinda warm like his blood. This could be great symbolism for something but it's not. His ears
"It's okay, really! Oh Cena-kun uguu~ Do you want to read my sonic webcomic please?" murmered Chris. "Sounds fucking gay yelled john cena" yelled John Cena. "Whoops that was out of line." john cena caught himself. "Sorry I have tourettes. Also did you know I have autism? John cena asked," John Cena apologized for a second time. Don't you hate people who apologize a lot? Me too. Fuckin french-ass canadians. "Yes I knew you had autism-" ChrisChan said but realized it would be suspicious. "I mean I didnt know but I said i did know cause i have autism too-" he caught himself again. What a …show more content…
Since he's autistic, he decided he was defeated and might as well just say it loud. "I SAID NOPE YOU FUCKING CUNT" he yelled really loud angrily, cumming from the pain of telling the truth to a good friend whom he have just met on this beautiful rainy day. It started to rain harder and lightning as ChrisChan's jaw dropped, and also his DS on the hard concrete. The screen detached from the frame and the camera exploded into flames, just like ChrisChan's hert at that exact same moment of the day. John Cena's bus arrived so he stepped on and it looked really dramatic and cool in the rain as a thunder and lightning cracked through the air. What a great shot (this will be a phrase you hear a lot in this story, but that is statistically predictable because it is a really long story but it's only really long because it's kinda a bunch of little stories mashed into one but that's what happens when yo have so many characters, ya know?). Too bad you count see it because this is a book and not a movie. Chris was dazed from the complete and sudden rejection. He stumbled down the street, and didn't even feel cold even though it was raining like a fuckton. Also some lightning stuck really near him and he didn't even notice, but there was blood coming out of his ears now but he didnt notice cause of all the rain and the rain was kinda warm like his blood. This could be great symbolism for something but it's not. His ears