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66 Cards in this Set
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DOROTHY: Have you ever seen anywhere so beautiful? |
SCARECROW: The walls are so high.
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TINMAN: Ring the bell, Scarecrow. Let them know we're here. |
SCARECROW: Okay. (The SCARECROW crosses to the bell pull.) Here goes. |
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GUARD: Can't you read? |
SCARECROW: Read what? |
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GUARD: The notice! |
DOROTHY, TINMAN, LION, & SCARECROW: What notice? |
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GUARD: Well, that's more like it. Now, state your business. |
ALL: We want to see the Wizard. |
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GUARD: Prove it! |
SCARECROW: She's wearing the ruby slippers she gave her! |
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LION: Who's he calling a horse? (Putting up his dukes.) If he wasn't on the other side of that door ... (There is the sound of locks turning.) |
SCARECROW: He's coming out! |
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GUARD: Believe me, every step is worth it. Have you any idea just how wonderful this place really is? |
SCARECROW: I've been trying to imagine it, but I haven't got a brain. |
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DOROTHY: It's everything you said it was and more. |
SCARECROW: When do we get to see the Wizard? |
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DOROTHY: It's the Witch! She's followed us here! |
SCARECROW: What's she doing with all that smoke? |
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GUARD: Not nobody --- not nohow! |
SCARECROW: You just gotta make him seem Dorothy. |
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GUARD: Dorothy? Did you say "Dorothy"? The Witch's Dorothy? |
SCARECROW: In person. |
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THE GUARD EXITS. |
SCARECROW: Did you hear that? He'll announce us at once! I've as good as got my brain! |
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LION: I'd wrap him up in cellophant! |
SCARECROW: What if it were a brontosaurus? |
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GUARD: He is deaf to all appeals. The Wizard has spoken. |
SCARECROW: Looks like we came a long way for nothing. |
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TINMAN: Don't cry, Dorothy. We'll get you to the Wizard somehow. |
SCARECROW: We certainly will. |
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LION: Ohhh! |
SCARECROW: What happened? |
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LION: Somebody pulled my tail! |
SCARECROW: Oh, you did it yourself! |
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OZ: And you, Scarecrow, have the effrontery to ask for a brain --- you billowing bail of bovine fodder! |
SCARECROW: Yes --- Yes, your Honor --- I mean, Your Excellency --- I-I-I mean --- Your Wizardry! |
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OZ: But first, you must prove yourselves worthy by performing a very small task. |
SCARECROW: A small task? Is that all? |
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DOROTHY: But I'm glad you did. How else can I get back to Kansas? |
SCARECROW: You don't have to worry about us. |
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LION: You can say that again. |
SCARECROW: Which way to her castle? |
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GUARD SALUTES FORMALLY AND STEPS BACK INSIDE. THE DOOR SLAMS SHUT AND IS BOLTED. |
SCARECROW: Sometimes it's a good thing not to have a brain. I haven't the wit to be scared. |
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LION: Well I could stay here. That's one way of doing it. |
SCARECROW: Shame on you. You're even more of a coward than I thought. |
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LION: It's easy for you to speak. You're made of straw and you're made of tin. But I am only weak flesh. |
SCARECROW: Very weak. |
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LION: I'd like. Oh how I'd like. But if you really need me, I'll tag along, I guess. |
SCARECROW: That's more like it. |
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TINMAN: Stout fellow. |
SCARECROW: Ready to go, Dorothy? |
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LION: Does anyone know where any of us are? |
SCARECROW: We passed a notice a while back. |
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TINMAN: You mean the one that said, "Welcome to the Haunted Forest"? |
SCARECROW: No, no. The one that said, "If you've gotten this far, you're lost!" |
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THE TINMAN YELLS IN PANIC AS HE IS DROPPED WITH A MIGHTY CLATTER. SCARECROW AND DOROTHY RUSH FORWARD. THE LION STAYS WHERE HE IS AND CLOSES HIS EYES TIGHT. |
SCARECROW: Oh --- are you --- are you alright? |
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JITTERBUG CHORUS: Di-did-it, di-did-it, di-it..... |
SCARECROW: Oh, no. Here we go again. |
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DOROTHY: They're not birds, they're monkeys! |
ALL: Flying monkeys! |
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TINMAN: Go 'way now! |
SCARECROW: Help! Help! |
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TINMAN: Fine job we did of protecting Dorothy. |
SCARECROW: Help! Help! |
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TINMAN: What happened to you? |
SCARECROW: They tore my legs off, and they threw them over there! Then they tore my arm off and they threw it over there! |
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LION: Time you pulled yourself together. |
SCARECROW: I would, but I can't reach my legs. |
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TINMAN: And then we'll go find Dorothy! |
SCARECROW: That's right. And the lion will lead us. |
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LION: I-I-I-I-I --- I'm gonna lead us against the forces of evil? |
SCARECROW: That's right. |
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LION: Alright, I'll do it for Dorothy --- Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch --- guards or no guards --- I'll tear 'em apart. Ruff! Ruff! I may not come out alive, but I'll go down fightin'. Ruff! There's only one thing I want you fellows to do. |
TINMAN & SCARECROW: What's that? |
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LION: What's that? What's that? |
SCARECROW: That's the castle of the Wicked Witch! |
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TINMAN: Oh, I hate to think of her in there. We've got to get her out somehow! |
SCARECROW: Don't cry now. We haven't got the oilcan with us, and you've been squeaking enough as it is. |
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TINMAN: Here, Toto. |
SCARECROW: He'll lead us to Dorothy. |
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LION: Do-do you think it'll be polite --- dropping in like this? |
SCARECROW: Look out! |
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*THE WINKIES MARCH OFF RIGHT. THE FRIENDS STEP OUT AND MOVE CENTER STAGE WATCHING THE DEPARTING WINKIES.* |
SCARECROW: I think I've got a plan how to get in there. |
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LION: Fine. (To TOTO) He's got a plan. |
SCARECROW: It might not work... |
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LION: (To TOTO) It might not work. |
SCARECROW: But it's got a chance. |
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LION: (To TOTO) It's got a chance. |
SCARECROW: Only thing is, it's very, very dangerous. What do you say? |
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TINMAN: Let's hear Scarecrow's. |
SCARECROW: First we've got to get a hold of three Winkie uniforms. |
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LION: F-f-f-fellahs... (Second time) |
SCARECROW: I don't know, but the whole plan depends on it. |
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DOROTHY: No! |
SCARECROW: (Off) Dorothy, are you in there? |
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DOROTHY: Oh --- Oh --- oh, Toto! Toto! Oh --- I knew you'd come! |
SCARECROW: Hurry, we've got no time to lose! |
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TINMAN: We can't take her out the way we came. |
SCARECROW: What about the window? |
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LION: I just hope my courage holds out |
ALL: We hope your tail holds out. |
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*THE WITCH ADVANCES ON SCARECROW, WHO BACKS AWAY IN HORROR.* |
SCARECROW: No! No! No! No! No! Help! |
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WITCH: I'll get round to you eventually, Miss Mouth. Meanwhile, watch your little friend go up in smoke. |
SCARECROW: No, please ... |
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OZ: No, I'm afraid it's true. There's no other Wizard except me. |
SCARECROW: You humbug! |
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OZ: Oh, no, my dear. I-I'm a very good man. I'm just a very bad Wizard. |
SCARECROW: What about the heart you promised Tinman? |
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OZ: Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitatus Committeatum e pluribus unum, I hereby confer upon you the Honorary Degree of T.H.D. |
SCARECROW: T.H.D? |
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OZ: Yeah --- that' --- that's Dr. of Thinkology. |
SCARECROW: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Oh joy! Rapture! I've got a brain! How can I ever thank you enough? |
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DOROTHY: Oh, they're all so wonderful. |
SCARECROW: Hey, what about Dorothy? |
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OZ: ... and then, the balloon floated down in the heart of this noble city, where I was instantly acclaimed, Oz, the First Wizard Deluxe |
SCARECROW: Deluxe --- from the French, pertaining to luxury. |
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TINMAN: The balloon's going up. |
SCARECROW: (Snatching at the rope) Help! Help! |
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DOROTHY: I have to get back to Kansas. |
SCARECROW: Don't you love us, Dorothy? |
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DOROTHY: I have? |
SCARECROW: Then why didn't you tell her sooner? |
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GLINDA: That's all it is! |
SCARECROW: But that's so easy, I should have thought of it for you. |
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DOROTHY: Dear, Scarecrow, you were my first friend here. I think maybe I'll miss you most of all. |
SCARECROW: Havin' a brain don't make partin' any easier. Goodbye Dorothy. I'll think about you always. |
