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23 Cards in this Set
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Barney? We're talking to a male spirit? Wouldn't you know. Tell Barney we don't want to talk to men today.
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Elly, no - shit, she doesn't mean it, Barney. Are you still here? Yes, thank God.
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(Giggle)
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Stop it, Elly. This is very serious and if he thinks you're a non-believer, he'll go away. You can't just fool around with this.
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Please.
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Elly!
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Okay, okay. I have a question. Ask him - if Gayle's new boyfriend is going to call back.
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I would never push a Ouija -
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I knew it! I knew it was a guy.
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I want to know, let me think, I want to know...
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Is there sex in the afterlife?
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Great. Oh, great. That's what it does when it knows there's a non-believer present. Barney, no, we believe in you.
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No, we don't, Barney.
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Go. Go where? Go fish.
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Go fish.
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That's great, that's just great. You guys are both jerks.
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No come on, come on. I want to ask it a question.
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You should't fuck around with this, I'm telling you.
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I'm not fucking around. I have a question. I want to know..I want to know if I can use this thing to talk to my mother.
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Oh ha ha, that's real funny.
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I'm not kidding!
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You can only talk to dead people with a Ouija board, moron.
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No kidding...moron.
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Your mother's dead? When did she die?
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What? Four years ago. Are you kidding? She died four years ago.
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Your mother's dead? You didn't tell me your mother was dead.
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I've been living with you for a year, how could you not know?
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Why didn't you tell me?
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That is so depressing.
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Well we don't exactly see each other a ot. Just weekends and shit.
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Yeah. It just makes you wonder. I mean, who knows what kind of shit we don't know about each other?
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God, I know. I mean, like, think about it. How did we meet?
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God help us all, Jessica picked us.
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Oh sorry. So, how'd your mom die?
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She was killed in a car accident. Some moron ran a red light going fifty miles an hour and smashed into her. He was driving an Oldsmobile station wagon, and she was in a Chevette. She didn't stand a chance.
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Do you miss her?
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Oh, yeah.
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Well my mother's a bitch, too, but I wouldn't throw a party.
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My mother was cool.
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Yeah?
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Yeah. She was totally content, you know? I always thought that was amazing. SI mean, she did exactly what she wanted to do with her life. She wanted to get married and have babies and raise them, and so that's what she did.
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Raising babies made her content? It drove my mother to drink.
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No - I mean yes, but that's not the point. The point is, she wanted to be driven crazy by a bunch of kids.
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That doesn't make any sense.
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The point is she did what she wanted to do.
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