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Formerly
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曽
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Nixon of Futurama, the former president, is a deviously horned brain in a jar with a wagging tongue causing a nuisance.
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Increase
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増
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The former president wants to increase the lands under his nation’s control.
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Presents
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贈
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The gift that keeps on giving is a collectable coin are money that increases in value over time.
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East
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東
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The sun pierces the tree as it rises in the east.
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Ridgepole
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棟
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The ridgepole is the piece of wood in construction that always points east.
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Frozen
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凍
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To break the ice with The East, you must look past the frozen smiles.
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Pregnancy
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妊
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A woman is like a porter when pregnant.
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Courts
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廷
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The courts often stretch the law to suit their own purposes event though they are suppose to be the porters of justice.
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Dye
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染
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When water fell from the sky, the baseball team climbed a tree to keep the dye from running in their new uniforms.
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Burn
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燃
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I’d never play with a hearth fire. Those who do that sort of thing get burned.
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V.I.P.
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賓
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Under this house, one room is set aside for those few with the money to buy admission to the V.I.P. room.
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Year-End
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歳
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Stop what you are doing and march into the year-end sales event and leave with a little down payment.
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Prefecture
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県
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The eye of big brother is always watching to hook and catch the little people doing wrong in the perfect prefecture.
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Horse Chestnut
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栃
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From the tree beside the cliff, ten thousand horse chestnuts have rolled under.
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Ground
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地
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Soil dwelling creatures like scorpions live their lives in the ground.
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Pond
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池
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The fable tells that he was afraid of water, so the scorpion rides across the pond on the back of a duck and ...
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Insect
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虫
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Inside my nightmares, insects drop by drop, inch by inch, closer and close ... Ahh!
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Lightening Bug
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蛍
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Schoolhouse aged kids catch lightening bug insects in glass jars.
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Snake
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蛇
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Insects live in fear. Under Bob’s house, they are spoon fed to his pet snake.
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Rainbow
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虹
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Insects, colorful and crafty, are the real culprits behind rainbows.
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Butterfly
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蝶
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Hungry caterpillar insects spend generations in trees metamorphosing into butterflies.
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Single
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独
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Bachelors live like a wild pack of dogs covered in insects, which is the reason they are single.
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Silkworm
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蚕
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Heaven above blessed an insect with the ability to make the most beautiful fabric, silkworms.
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Wind
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風
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The wind drops mediocre swarms of insects constantly.
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Self
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己
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Pictograph. (Abstract sense of self)
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Rouse
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起
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From a nightmare in which he ran from snakes, Bob roused abruptly.
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Queen
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妃
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The woman slinks about like a snake, surely the evil queen plots to kill the king.
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Reformation
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改
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The snakes of Ireland had a fierce taskmaster, St. Patrick drove them away and reformed the church.
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Scribe
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記
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The words of the snake were stolen from the scribe.
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Wrap
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包
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A boa constrictor’s worst fear is to become a bound snake, wrapped by another snake.
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Placenta
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胞
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The part of the body that wraps itself around the baby is the placenta.
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Cannon
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砲
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The stone is wrapped in the barrel of a cannon before fired.
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Bubble
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泡
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When water wraps itself around air it forms a bubble.
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Tortoise
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亀
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With the power of two bound suns under his tail, its no wonder the tortoise beat the hare.
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Electricity
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電
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When below rainy weather, eels are able to control electricity. Think electric eels.
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Dragon
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竜
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Bob believed that if he kept a vase over the eel, it would become a dragon.
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Waterfall
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滝
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A water dragon lives at Niagara Waterfalls.
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Pork
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豚
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The flesh of a sow makes for good pork chops.
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Pursue
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逐
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Be cautious of the sow on the road, the farmer is in pursuit.
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Consummate
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遂
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On the side of the road with a horny sow, the drunken groom consummated his marriage.
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House
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家
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A house is not a house unless there is a sow under it
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Marry Into
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嫁
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Traditionally, a woman marries into her husband’s house.
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Overpowering
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豪
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Tall, crowned and stuffed like a sow, his majesty's presence is overpowering.
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Intestines
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腸
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Bob turned the flesh of a real pig into a piggy bank, making the slit right above the intestines.
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Location
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場
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The land beside the piggy bank will be the location of the new bank.
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Hot Water
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湯
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According to the water bill and my tiny piggy bank, I cannot afford hot water.
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Sheep
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羊
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Pictograph
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Beauty
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美
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Sheep with large fluffy wool are the ideal of beauty.
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Ocean
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洋
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No matter how deep in the water you search, you will never find a sheep in the ocean.
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Detailed
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詳
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Baa-Ram-Uuu. The words of the sheep contained details to help Babe succeeded.
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Fresh
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鮮
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If the fish smells like sheep, then its probably not fresh.
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Accomplished
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達
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Landing the sheep on the road was an accomplishment for the U.F.O.
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Envious
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羨
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I am envious of sheep that are able to hover above water yawning.
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Distinctly
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差
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Combining wool and your craft for making sweaters is distinctly different from buying them Walmart.
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Don
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着
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Pulling the wool over someone’s eye’, describes donning (putting on) clothes.
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Solely
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唯
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I open my mouth solely for the purpose of eating turkey.
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Char
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焦
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If you leave the turkey over the cauldron fire for too long it will char.
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Reef
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礁
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The stone that appears charred is actually apart of the reef.
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Gather
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集
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During the holiday season, turkeys gather a top trees to hide.
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Quasi-
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准
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If the turkey is on ice then dinner is only a quasi- possibility tonight.
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Advance
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進
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Why was the turkey on the road? To advance to the other side.
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Miscellaneous
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雑
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I found nine wooden turkeys in the miscellaneous section on Ebay.
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Feminine
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雌
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Dude! Stop spooning turkeys! Spoon feminine females!
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Semi-
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準
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The Water-town fighting turkeys hid steroid needles under their belts in the semi-finals.
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Stirred-Up
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奮
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The large turkey stirred up a real rucks in the rice field.
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Rob
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奪
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The large turkey was glued to the front door, tasked with pecking robbers to death.
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Assurance
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確
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The stone siding on the turkey house provided assurance that they will survive the winter. (chimney of house combines with 1st stroke of turkey)
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Noon
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午
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I’d like to lie down for ten minutes, but the horse race begins at noon.
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Permit
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許
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The words of the horse Mr. Ed were permitted to be heard by only a select few.
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Delight
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歓
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In Fantasia, Pegasus pairs with a mare as dusk sets in, yawning delightfully.
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Authority
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権
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Flying amongst the trees, Pegasus has authority over all woodland creatures.
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Outlook
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観
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Pegasus flies high, sees all and has a unique outlook on life.
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Feathers
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羽
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Pictograph of two feathers.
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Learn
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習
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With his feathers stretched high above him, the dove learns to fly.
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The Following
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翌
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Use that feather quill and that vase of ink to write down the following.
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Weekday
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曜
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The days the farmer plucks the wings from a top the turkey are weekdays.
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Laundry
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濯
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If water gets on to the wings of the turkey, just toss it in with the laundry.
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Sayeth
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曰
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In order to pent in his followers, the Lord sayeth one word, ‘Amen’.
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Quandary
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困
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Pent in trees were believed to be the solution to the quandary of diminishing rain-forests.
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Harden
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固
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Old wine, unless it is pent in a wine cellar, will harden into a solid.
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Country
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国
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The king’s jewels are pent up inside the country’s most secure vault.
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Group
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団
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Pent in and glued together, any group would naturally bond.
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Cause
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因
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Pent in large dogs goes against animal rights causes.
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Matrimony
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姻
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Women everywhere unite under one cause: matrimony.
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Park
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園
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The werido in the lidded crock pot and the scarf was pent into the park after hours.
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-Times
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回
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How many times has your mouth been pent up in prison, six-times, seven-times? Quit Cursing!
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Podium
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壇
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The ground breaking was held by the top hat wearing times reporter at night break in front of the podium.
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Store
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店
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In a cave, the fortune teller opened a store to sell visions of the future.
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Storehouse (Warehouse)
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庫
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Into a cave pulls are car, revealing the location of the storehouse.
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Courtyard
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庭
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Inside the cave, the court holds session, however, outside in the courtyard they have lunch.
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Government Office
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庁
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Bureaucracy is so slow, it would be faster to chisel a cave with a railroad spike then to get an answer from a government office.
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Bed
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床
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I slept in a tree in cave for over a year. A bed would be welcomed.
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Hemp
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麻
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Dude! In that cave, Bob is growing a grove of marijuana hemp.
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Grind
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磨
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To make descent hemp, you have to use a stone to grind it.
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Heart
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心
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Pictograph of a heart with 4 chambers.
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Forget
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忘
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A perishing heart may result in forgetting your true love.
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Endure
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忍
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With this blade over my heart, I can no longer endure the pain of life.
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Acknowledge
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認
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You words will not endure the test of time, for I do not acknowledge them.
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Mourning
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忌
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The snake of death has slithered its way above my heart as I mourn his death.
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Intention
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志
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A samurai’s heart holds only the most honorable of intentions.
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Document
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誌
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The words that detail my intentions are in the document.
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Loyalty
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忠
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In the middle of my heart lie my true loyalties.
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Shish Kebab
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串
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The insides of the two dead animals constitute the shish kebab
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Afflicted
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患
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Due to the shish Kebab I ate earlier, I am now afflicted with heart-burn.
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Think
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思
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One’s brain over one’s heart is best employed when thinking.
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Grace
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恩
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God has granted me the grace to achieve the cause that is close to my heart.
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Apply
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応
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I left my heart in the bat-cave when I applied for the position as batgirl.
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Idea
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意
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A doctor listens to the sound above your heart to get an idea of your health.
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Concept
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想
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Interpersonal relationships between hearts have differing concepts of love.
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Breath
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息
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Through my nose and all the way to my heart, the breath of live sustains me.
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Recess
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憩
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Whether they stick out their tongues or stick up their noses, in their hearts, kids love recess.
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Favor
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恵
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At the price of ten rice fields and the heart of a maiden, Bob’s favors are expensive.
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Fear
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恐
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Today, witch-craft may seem mediocre, but in the past, it struck real fear in the hearts of the masses.
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Beguile
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惑
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During the fiesta, Bob’s mouth kissed the floor because his heart had been beguiled by the temptress.
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Emotion
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感
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A smile on the mouth of a maiden can send men marching, following their hearts and emotions.
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Melancholy
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憂
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The virgin Mary appears with a bowed head, a crown over her heart, generous walking legs and a melancholy expression. (Double up final stroke of head with crown)
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Widow
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寡
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Inheriting a house under which she can rest her head and hide her dagger, the black widow is doing well. (Final stroke of head is lengthened)
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Busy
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忙
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A productive state of mind will perish if you allow yourself to become too busy.
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Ecstasy
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悦
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On ecstasy, Bob’s state of mind became devilish.
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Constancy
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恒
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If a state of mind can span any length of time, that is constancy.
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Lament
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悼
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In a distressed state of mind, and while gaining eminence in mine, Gaeta’s lament stirred the soul.
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Enlightenment
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悟
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In my current state of mind, I’ve got five mouths to feed and no time to consider enlightenment or the universe.
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Dreadful
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怖
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In a suicidal state of mind, linen can be employed as a noose and dreadful things may happen.
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Disconcerted
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慌
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My state of mind became disconcerted after viewing the area that was laid waste.
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Repent
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悔
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Unless he repents, a sinners state of mind will spend every moment in torment.
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Hate
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憎
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In my current state of mind, I hate the former president.
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Accustomed
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慣
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No matter your state of mind, being pierced by bullets is never something you become accustomed to.
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Pleasure
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愉
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Unless you have a twisted state of mind, only butchers derive pleasure from hacking up meat.
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Lazy
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惰
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In a dulled state of mind, the left side of your flesh will go numb. This is a sign of laziness.
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Humility
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慎
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Only someone in the proper state of mind has the humility to handle the truth about themselves.
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Remorse
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憾
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Feeling remorse for what he had done, Bob’s state of mind was usurped by his emotions.
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Recollection
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憶
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If your are in a state of mind to generate ideas, you should have a strong recollection.
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Pining
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慕
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I was in the graveyard making valentines and pining at the tombs of my former lovers.
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Annexed
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添
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As water fell from the sky, I shouted at the heavens about the valentine who annexed me to his list of ex-girlfriends.
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Invariably
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必
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Pictograph. Heart break is invariably the same, dividing the heart in half.
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Ooze
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泌
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Water is an invariable force of nature. If there is a crack, it will ooze through.
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Hand
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手
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Pictograph
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Watch Over
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看
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With that hand over your eye, how can you watch over anyone?
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Chafe
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摩
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If you wear that hemp glove you hand will chafe.
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Ego
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我
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Clapping hands will give a real ego boost to the performers during the fiesta. (2nd stroke of hand doubles up with fiesta)
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Righteousness
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義
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The sheep, inflated high above their own egos, spouted about their own righteousness and superiority.
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Deliberation
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議
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The senator’s words of self-righteousness never held much deliberation behind them.
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Sacrifice
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犠
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The cows argued in favor of their own righteousness, refusing to sacrifice the best grass to the sheep.
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Rub
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抹
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Nodame loves to finger her piano and rub Chiaki’s extremities.
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Embrace
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抱
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You want to embrace? How about I take my fingers and wrap them around your throat?
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Board
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搭
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Slipping between my fingers, the flower arrangement I had fitted closely together shattered as the conductor yell, ‘All a-board!’.
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Extract
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抄
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Before baking the cookies, I used my fingers to collect a few vanilla beans to make vanilla extract.
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Confront
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抗
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The crazy crone went out there, using her fingers to make warding signs and confronted the whirlwind.
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Criticism
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批
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She’s always pointing fingers and comparing us. I can’t stand my mother’s criticisms.
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Beckon
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招
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Using her finger seductively, she beckoned him closer.
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Clear The Land
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拓
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Breaking his fingers, Bob vowed to move every stone and clear the land.
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Clap
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拍
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Beside his finger appears a dove, the magician bows, the crowd claps.
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Strike
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打
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With her finger nails, cat woman can decapitated a foe in a single strike.
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Arrest
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拘
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Giving a cop the finger and uttering the wrong phrase is enough to get you arrested.
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Discard
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捨
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Bob dipped his fingers in the cottage cheese, so I had to discard it.
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Kidnap
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拐
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I remember his fingers going across my mouth and the dagger at my throat when I was kidnaped.
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Pinch
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摘
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If the kids start fingering the antiques, grandma will pinch them.
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Challenge
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挑
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She pointed with her fingers to the portent in the sky which warned that a challenge for leadership of the sietch would come from the out-world.
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Finger
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指
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Finger licking delicious.
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Hold
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持
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Fingers can hold Nirvana only within the Buddhist Temple.
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Fasten
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括
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His fingers type so quickly and his tongue moves so rapidly, you may want to fasten your seatbelt before meeting Bob.
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Brandish
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揮
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Grasping the rains of the the chariot in his fingers as her entered the stadium, he brandished it like a weapon.
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Conjecture
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推
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Your honor, stating that my client had his finger on the turkey is mere conjecture without a witness.
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Hoist
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揚
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Its so heavy, I cannot even use my finger to hoist the piggy bank.
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Propose
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提
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Slipping the ring onto her finger, he got down on one knee just so he could propose marriage.
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Damage
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損
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Fingering the employees will damage the company’s reputation.
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Pick Up
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拾
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If your fingers do not fit in the bowling ball, you cannot pick it up.
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Shouldering
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担
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Even if you can finger the piano until nightbreak, I will not have you shouldering the burden of becoming a concert pianist.
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Foothold
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拠
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Neither finger pointing nor disposing of evidence can hid the fact that aliens had a foothold in the SGC.
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Sketch
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描
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The artist planted finger seedlings in order to produce more sketches.
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Maneuver
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操
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The finger-smith devised the maneuver of hiding the goods in trees.
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Touch
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接
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Swiping her finger across the vase, a real woman can tell with a single touch if the home is clean.
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Put Up A Notice
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掲
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I put up a notice for a reward if anyone can finger the muchacho alway on siesta.
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Hang
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掛
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With my fingers gripping the ivy and the magic wand, I found myself hanging on for dear life.
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Polish
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研
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Remember servant, the sacred stone must always be polished with two hands.
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Commandment
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戒
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Bringing his two hands together in prayer, Bob killed the fiesta when he started reading the ten commandments.
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Contraption
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械
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The technophobe that lives in the tree yelled that according to God’s commandment, all contraptions must be destroyed.
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Nose
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鼻
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Through its nose, the mummy's brain was pulled and I hold in my two hands.
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Punish
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刑
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They use to hack off two hands with a saber to punish thieves.
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Mould (Mold)
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型
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The untrained sculptor used his two hands, a saber and a pile of dirt to mold his masterpiece, It was a failure.
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Genius
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才
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Pictograph. Able to bend his finger backwards, the genius chess player could out play anyone.
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Property
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財
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With the money I got from the genie, I purchased a ton of property.
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Lumber
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材
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The trees in the lumber yard were restored by the genie as my first wish.
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Suppose
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存
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The genie in the bottle toy was never suppose to scare the child.
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Exist
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在
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Fine. Use the genie in the bottle to turn that pile of soil in to diamonds. Prove he exists.
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From
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乃
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Pictograph of a clenched fist, from which nothing can be retrieved.
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Portable
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携
|
Escaping between my finger, the turkey used its fists to dial the portable telephone.
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Reach Out
|
及
|
Don’t just clench you fist, reach out your outstretched hands and slap him!
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Suck
|
吸
|
Men and babies are the same, mouths open, outstretched hands, searching for a breast to suck.
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Handle
|
扱
|
I had to use the fingers of my outstretched hand to reach the handle for the self destruct mechanism.
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Length
|
丈
|
A meter is about one arm in length.
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History
|
史
|
I sleep in history class with my mouth tucked under my arm.
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Officer
|
吏
|
One officer can change the course of history.
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Grow Late
|
更
|
I climbed to the ceiling of the sky, grabbed the sun and tucked it under my arm to keep the hour from growing late.
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Stiff
|
硬
|
Liquid rock spouted from the volcano. As the hour grows late, it grows stiff.
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Or Again
|
又
|
Either leave me alone, or again I will kick you in the crotch.
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Pair
|
双
|
I got the crotch all wrong in the pair of pants I made, so I made a 2nd pair.
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Mulberry
|
桑
|
With their crotches straddling the tree, the kids made up their own version of, “Here we go around the mulberry tree”.
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Vessels
|
隻
|
Bob has the turkey above his crotch, ready to stuff it in an smuggle it on board the vessel.
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Safeguard
|
護
|
Pleasant words are said and flowers are tossed overboard anytime there is a death on the vessel to safeguard the passengers from ghosts.
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Seize
|
獲
|
The F.B.I. sent a pack of wild dogs on board the flower vessel to seize the drugs it trafficked.
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Guy
|
奴
|
Guy’s thoughts are preoccupied with women’s crotches.
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Angry
|
怒
|
When a guy’s preoccupation wins out over their heart, their girlfriends get angry. You won’t like them when they are angry.
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Friend
|
友
|
They say keep your friends close, meaning its alright to keep them by your side but not in your crotch.
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Slip Out
|
抜
|
The kid fingered his friend when he got caught slipping out after curfew.
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Throw
|
投
|
Slipping between his fingers and getting caught in the wind, the football hit is dad in the crotch. The kid can throw, but not aim.
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Drown
|
没
|
The underwater missile hit drowned Wednesday.
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Establishment
|
設
|
After some pleasant words with the bar keep in this fine drinking establishment, I ordered a drink called the cuban missile crisis.
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Beat
|
撃
|
Rather than using car bombs and missiles, use your hand and give them an old fashioned beating.
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Husk
|
殻
|
For placing Bushido, the way of the samurai above all things superfluous, and for using missiles to shoot down cylon raiders, Husker, a.k.a. William Adama rocks my socks.
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Branch
|
支
|
I like to branch out and trying new things as much as the next person, but a needle above the crotch!?
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Skill
|
技
|
With agile fingers, Tarzan skillfully swings between the branches.
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Bough
|
枝
|
I did not know big tree branches were called boughs.
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Limb
|
肢
|
The part of the body that branches off are called limbs.
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Stalk
|
茎
|
He left flowers in the drawer after sniffing the crotch of my panties. Is there no where on earth I can hid from this stalker?
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|
Suspicious
|
怪
|
With a state of mind that is a bit unspooled, the Lone Gunmen are suspicious of everything.
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|
Lightly
|
軽
|
The fact that during the car chase Bob crotch was soiled is nothing to take lightly.
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Uncle
|
叔
|
He may tower above everyone, but he has such a little crotch, your uncle is just a bully.
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Coach
|
督
|
He is like a kind uncle, keeping an eye on all of us, coach Bob.
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Loneliness
|
寂
|
Living under that house all alone after auntie died, uncle must feel real loneliness.
|
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Graceful
|
淑
|
That watery bellyflop of uncle’s was far from graceful.
|
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Anti-
|
反
|
The hermit living under the cliff hides his crotch because he is anti-procreation.
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Slope
|
坂
|
Sprawled on the ground, the anti-vacationist would not let anyone up the ski slopes.
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|
Plank
|
板
|
The tree huggers are anti-pirate because the pirates use to make them walk the plank.
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|
Return
|
返
|
I ran out of anti-freeze on the road and was unable to return.
|
|
|
Marketing
|
販
|
To make money on the anti-aging cream the marketing department developed a T.V. commercial.
|
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Claw
|
爪
|
Pictograph
|
|
|
Gentle
|
妥
|
Birds of prey devour the weak. Vultures circle above this gentle woman.
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Milk
|
乳
|
Milk is like a drug that fledglings get hooked on.
|
|
|
Floating
|
浮
|
On the surface of the water, fledglings play with floating toys.
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|
|
Leader
|
将
|
The turtle had the vulture glued behind it during the game of follow the leader.
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|
|
Exhort
|
奨
|
The leader of the tribe used his large dog to exhort (strongly encourage) us into following his orders.
|
|
|
Pick
|
採
|
When I point my finger, the trained vulture lands atop the tree and picks yummy sweets for me.
|
|
|
Vegetable
|
菜
|
The smell of flowers keeps the vultures from landing atop the trees and eating my vegetable garden.
|
|
|
Accept
|
受
|
Though he keeps a birdhouse above his crotch, he refuse to accept that he is mad.
|
|
|
Impart
|
授
|
When I give people the finger it is rarely accepted with the meaning I impart.
|
|
|
Love
|
愛
|
The birdhouse she made was heart shaped and rested atop walking legs to express her love of birds.
|
|
|
Pay
|
払
|
1st, I will break your finger. Then I will hack off everything below the elbow unless you pay up!
|
|
|
Wide
|
広
|
The cave was so wide, I had plenty of elbow room.
|
|
|
Broaden
|
拡
|
If I stick my finger into make it wider, it will also broaden.
|
|
|
Mineral
|
鉱
|
Metals come in a wide range of minerals.
|
|
|
Valve
|
弁
|
With some elbow grease above a two handed grip, I can shut off that valve.
|
|
|
Masculine / Male
|
雄
|
Masculine men keep maidens by their side by offering them their elbow and ordering turkey for dinner.
|
|
|
Pedestal
|
台
|
After Perseus slew Medusa, her elbow was placed above her mouth on a pedestal in Olympus.
|
|
|
Neglect
|
怠
|
A neglected heart rest below the pedestal.
|
|
|
Reign
|
治
|
Water was kept before the pedestal during his highnesses’s reign.
|
|
|
Commence
|
始
|
The woman was positioned before the pedestal during the commencement-speech.
|
|
|
Womb
|
胎
|
The womb is the part of the body that serves as a pedestal for the baby.
|
|
|
Window
|
窓
|
In the film ‘Rear Window’, the photographer is in a house with a broken human leg, leaning on his elbows out the window, with his heart racing as he witnesses a murder.
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|
|
Gone
|
去
|
If you go digging in that soil and dislocate your elbow, your tennis career will be gone.
|
|
|
Method
|
法
|
There must be a method to his madness. Why else would he use that super secret lazar beam to evaporate all the water until its gone?
|
|
|
Meeting
|
会
|
The meeting about the meeting will be held at Berlin Wall.
|
|
|
Climax
|
至
|
We started against the wall, then rolled on the ground until we climaxed.
|
|
|
Room
|
室
|
The tour of the house will climax with my favorite room.
|
|
|
Arrival
|
到
|
During the climax of the film, Skywalker pulled his light-saber as of Darth Vader arrived
|
|
|
Doth
|
致
|
During the climax of the film, the steward notes to the taskmistress, ‘The lady doth protest’.
|
|
|
Mutually
|
互
|
The walls were doubled up in an effort to prevent M.A.D. or Mutually Assured Destruction.
|
|
|
Abandon
|
棄
|
Rather than leaving it in a dumpster, the infant was buckled atop a tree and abandoned.
|
|
|
Bring Up
|
育
|
Yes. When I have the infant, it will come out of that part of my body. Do not bring up the topic again.
|
|
|
Remove
|
撤
|
Your finger will be removed if you bring up that topic with the taskmistress again.
|
|
|
Allot
|
充
|
The infant will develop long human legs in the time allotted.
|
|
|
Gun
|
銃
|
The metal you requested will not be allotted for gun production.
|
|
|
Sulfur
|
硫
|
Clinging to the rock, the infant stayed above the flood with a diaper smelling like sulfur.
|
|
|
Current
|
流
|
A sudden rush of water ripped the infant away during the flood and down the current.
|
|
|
License
|
允
|
Consider the bionic elbow above the bionic legs, its no wonder she was given a license to kill.
|
|
|
Tempt
|
唆
|
Just because you survived the hell-mouth with your license to kill and walking legs intact does not mean you should tempt fate.
|
|
|
Exit
|
出
|
It must have seemed there was a mountain atop a mountain as The Fellowship search for an exit from the Mines of Moria.
|
|
|
Mountain
|
山
|
Pictograph
|
|
|
Bungling
|
拙
|
I pointed my finger towards the exit and told the bungling (clumsy) fool to leave.
|
|
|
Boulder
|
岩
|
From atop the mountain, rock the size of boulders roll below.
|
|
|
Charcoal
|
炭
|
At the base of the mountain, ashes and charcoal were found.
|
|
|
Branch Off
|
岐
|
The mountain chain branches off here.
|
|
|
Mountain Peak/ Mountain Pass
|
峠
|
The part of the mountain that is above sea level but below cloud cover is the mountain peak.
|
|
|
Crumble
|
崩
|
As they climbed the mountain, companions Hansel and Gretel left bread crumbles behind.
|
|
|
Secrecy
|
密
|
Under a house, secrecy invariably leads to a mountain of trouble.
|
|
|
Honey
|
蜜
|
If you get to close the bee’s house/hive, invariably the insects will sting you.
|
|
|
Storm
|
嵐
|
Up in the mountains, The Fellowship encountered a very windy storm.
|
|
|
Promontory
|
崎
|
Mountains have another strange name: Promontory.
|
|
|
Enter
|
入
|
Pictograph of someone walking leftwards.
|
|
|
Crowded
|
込
|
If you enter a road during rush-hour, it will be crowded.
|
|
|
Part
|
分
|
Entering you here, the sepuku dagger will leave you in several parts.
|
|
|
Poverty
|
貧
|
Parting with our money will leave us below the poverty level.
|
|
|
Partition
|
頒
|
That part on your head seems to have partitioned you hair to the side.
|
|
|
Public
|
公
|
Entering the bus, you may notice there is no elbow room on public transportation.
|
|
|
Pine Tree
|
松
|
The Christmas tree in the public square is a pine tree.
|
|
|
Venerable Old Man
|
翁
|
Seated on the public bench, feeding the feathery pigeons below is the venerable old man.
|
|
|
Sue
|
訟
|
Because you spoke those words of slander in public I am going to sue you.
|
|
|
Valley
|
谷
|
So I entered Death Valley with an umbrella for shade to keep my mouth from drying out.
|
|
|
Bathe
|
浴
|
I only use water from the valley to bathe.
|
|
|
Contain
|
容
|
Willy Wonka’s house is so huge, it contains a valley made of chocolate.
|
|
|
Melt
|
溶
|
The water that was contained in the glaciers is melting.
|
|
|
Longing
|
欲
|
I am longing to go home because the valley lacks a view of the skyline.
|
|
|
Abundant
|
裕
|
Maidens wear cloaks in the valley to cover their abundant cleavage.
|
|
|
Lead / Metal
|
鉛
|
Lead is a metal you should never let enter your mouth.
|
|
|
Run Alongside
|
沿
|
Water from the gully runs alongside the rivulet.
|
|
|
Prize
|
賞
|
A long trip to the outhouse after eating those shellfish was the prize I got from that crappy restaurant.
|
|
|
Party
|
党
|
Siding with an Independent Political Party is like tossing your vote in the outhouse while aiming between the human legs.
|
|
|
Public Chamber / Hall
|
堂
|
Some idiot built an outhouse atop the land that was intended to be the public chamber.
|
|
|
Usual
|
常
|
The outhouse usually has a towel.
|
|
|
Skirt
|
裳
|
In an outhouse, a skirt is the ideal garment.
|
|
|
Manipulate
|
掌
|
What possible reason could you have for manipulating what is under the outhouse with your hand?
|
|
|
Pelt
|
皮
|
It developed an extra long barbed branch to defend itself from being pelted with snowballs.
|
|
|
Waves
|
波
|
Water pelts the shore in waves.
|
|
|
Old Woman
|
婆
|
Waves of dementia are to be expected of an elderly woman.
|
|
|
Expose
|
披
|
The reporter pointed fingers and pelted me with questions in a vain effort to expose something.
|
|
|
Rend
|
破
|
Enough rocks pelted the taught flag to rend it into many pieces.
|
|
|
Incur
|
被
|
My cloak was pelted with red paint and P.E.T.A. will incur my wrath.
|
|
|
Remainder
|
残
|
During the Dia de los muertos, the bone float carried the remainder of mi familia.
|
|
|
Martyrdom
|
殉
|
Forcing those weary old bones to go on a Decameron will only serve to martyr him.
|
|
|
Particularly
|
殊
|
The ax murderer hacks through the bones of his victims and likes the vermillion red of their blood most particularly.
|
|
|
Augment
|
殖
|
Breast augmentation will give your boyfriend a boner straightaway.
|
|
|
File
|
列
|
For fear that their bones will be sliced though with a light-saber, when Darth Vader says file in, the stormtroopers do so.
|
|
|
Split
|
裂
|
The models go single file down the runway, showing off the garment and praying that the pants don’t split.
|
|
|
Ardent
|
烈
|
The ardent fans stood in single file, their passion burning like a cauldron fire below them.
|
|
|
Death
|
死
|
The giant will grind your bones to powder and eat them with a spoon unless you visit death upon him first. (First stroke of bone extends over spoon)
|
|
|
Interment
|
葬
|
We bring flower to stave off death and we bring our two hands together in prayer during the internment of the dearly departed.
|
|
|
Wink
|
瞬
|
Despite your poor eyesight, how can you tell if the occupant of the birdhouse winked at you with those sunglasses on?
|
|
|
Ear
|
耳
|
Pictograph
|
|
|
Take
|
取
|
If you put your ear anywhere near my crotch, I will take your life.
|
|
|
Gist
|
趣
|
The kid is always running late, never taking notes. I doubt he gets the gist of the class.
|
|
|
Utmost
|
最
|
The sun’s radiation must be taken seriously. This is of the utmost importance.
|
|
|
Snapshot
|
撮
|
The severed finger was of the utmost importance to solving the crime, so CSI too a snapshot of it.
|
|
|
Shame
|
恥
|
Van Gogh wasn’t shamed to hack off his ear to win the heart of his fair maiden.
|
|
|
Post
|
職
|
If your ears detect the slightest hint of a kazoo, you are to keep me posted or you will lose your post.
|
|
|
Holy
|
聖
|
Get a look at the size of the ears and mouth on the king. Holy ****!
|
|
|
Daring
|
敢
|
“Come nail me,” was whispered into the ear of the taskmistress by the daring schoolgirl.
|
|
|
Listen
|
聴
|
Harry promised to use the extendable ears to only listen, stick a needle in his cylon eye, cross his heart, hope to die.
|
|
|
Pocket
|
懐
|
In a foul state of mind, the seamstress threaded the cylon eye of the needle and put the garment’s pockets on upside down.
|
|
|
Ridicule
|
慢
|
Considering his state of mind and the fact he spent all day with his cylon eye on crotches, its no wonder he gets ridiculed.
|
|
|
Loose
|
漫
|
Should water wash away your mandala, your grip on nirvana was loose.
|
|
|
Buy
|
買
|
If anything shiny catches her cylon eye, she will waste money and buy it.
|
|
|
Placement
|
置
|
Keep your cylon eye on your own paper and when you finnish the placement exam, turn it in straightaway.
|
|
|
Penalty
|
罰
|
A penalty kick will be rewarded by the hovering cylon eye referee right after this word from our sponsor for Jedi Light-sabers.
|
|
|
Rather
|
寧
|
Which would you rather, a house with a heart or a cylon eye with a nail beneath it.
|
|
|
Voiced
|
濁
|
Watery cylon eyes watched the bound insect scream until it lost its voice. (‘shi’ v.s. ‘ji’)
|
|
|
Ring
|
環
|
The king gave his mistress a ring and she was told to keep her cylon eye on floor and below her mouth a scarf.
|
|
|
Send Back
|
還
|
Because the mistress did not keep her cylon eye on the floor and below her mouth a scarf, she was sent back on the road.
|
|
|
Husband
|
夫
|
Most ladies want a husband with a large one.
|
|
|
Aid
|
扶
|
The fingers of my husband aid me in having orgasms.
|
|
|
Mountain Stream
|
渓
|
Found in the water of a mountain stream, the vultures circled my husband’s corpse.
|
|
|
Standard
|
規
|
A standard model husband sees to everything.
|
|
|
Exchange
|
替
|
Two husbands exchange their wives for a day.
|
|
|
Approval
|
賛
|
Any new husband must work twice as hard earning money to win the approval of his father-in-law.
|
|
|
Submerge
|
潜
|
Discovered in water, apparently after the exchange, the wives submerged their hubbies.
|
|
|
Lose
|
失
|
Watch it drop off there. Apparently once married, husbands lose their sense of freedom.
|
|
|
Iron
|
鉄
|
That metal is iron, drop it on your foot and it will hurt.
|
|
|
Alternate / Transfer
|
迭
|
The truck’s alternator dropped out on the road.
|
|
|
Retainer
|
臣
|
Pop-Eye Slone, the mob boss keep his lawyer on retainer like a slave.
|
|
|
Princess
|
姫
|
The woman dressed in the slave girl outfit is Princess Leia.
|
|
|
Storehouse
|
蔵
|
The flowers you saw during the parade were transported by slaves from the storehouse.
|
|
|
Entrails
|
臓
|
Animal flesh and other entrails are kept at the storehouse.
|
|
|
Intelligent
|
賢
|
The C.I.A. is trying to gather intelligence on sex trafficking which deals in slaves, crotches and money.
|
|
|
Strict
|
堅
|
People who are slaves to their crotches dirty themselves. I’m too strict for casual sex.
|
|
|
Look To / Looking Ahead To
|
臨
|
A slave has no time to spend reclining atop goods and looking ahead to the future.
|
|
|
Perusal
|
覧
|
As the slave serves Piña colada, I’m going to recline on the floor and see what I can find in a perusal of this magazine.
|
|
|
Gigantic
|
巨
|
Pop-Eye is also the name of a gigantic squid.
|
|
|
Repel
|
拒
|
Fingers the size of gigantic tentacles are used by Pop-Eye to repel enemy squid.
|
|
|
Power
|
力
|
Pictograph
|
|
|
Male / Man
|
男
|
Rice fields are supported by the power of male farmers.
|
|
|
Labor
|
労
|
Schoolhouses nurture the power of our future labors.
|
|
|
Recruits
|
募
|
Under the graveyard are many powerful recruits who fell in battle.
|
|
|
Inferiority
|
劣
|
Having too few muscles may result in a inferiority complex.
|
|
|
Achievement
|
功
|
Helping Harry in all of his achievements, Hermonie’s witch-craft is powerful.
|
|
|
Persuade
|
勧
|
Pegasus has powers of persuasion.
|
|
|
Toil
|
努
|
After toiling in the gym, that guy has become powerful.
|
|
|
Encourage
|
励
|
Below the cliff are ten thousand powerful soldiers who need encouragement to win the battle.
|
|
|
Add
|
加
|
A powerful mouth add strength to a wizard’s spells.
|
|
|
Congratulations
|
賀
|
Congratulation cards work best if you add money.
|
|
|
Erect
|
架
|
Add porn, get wood below.
|
|
|
Armpit
|
脇
|
The armpit is the flesh next to the triceps muscle.
|
|
|
Threaten
|
脅
|
His muscly triceps loomed over Bob’s fleshy ass, threatening to pound him.
|
|
|
Co-
|
協
|
If ten people co-operated, their power triples.
|
|
|
Going
|
行
|
Pictograph
|
|
|
Rhythm
|
律
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A line of kanji is drawn with the calligrapher's brush with a rhythmic sway.
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Restore
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復
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At the column, if we double-back with reinforcements, we can restore the royal family to the throne.
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Gain
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得
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I’ll gain the title of ultimate prankster if I remain by the column until nightbreak, sneak in and glue you to your pillow.
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Accompany
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従
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Wishing to accompany Juliet alway, Romeo sat by the column, horny and considering way to mend the strife between Montague and Capulet.
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Junior
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徒
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If you can’t beat the mascot to the columns running, you’ll never make junior varsity.
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Wait
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待
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Wait in line at the Buddhist Temple.
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Journey
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往
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Afraid to journey into the presence of the Beast, behind the column hid Lumière the candlestick.
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Subjugate
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征
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Are you sure you lines of reasoning are correct? Spock notes that subjugation is illogical.
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Diameter
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径
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Make a line using string from the spool and measure the diameter of the planet.
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He
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彼
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He has a massive column with which he pelts unsuspecting maidens with mojo ... he he he
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Duty
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役
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If our line is crossed by enemy missiles, do your duty!
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Benevolence
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徳
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Scrooge promised to never cross the line of benevolence, stick a needle in his cylon eye, cross his heart, hope to die.
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Penetrate
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徹
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He crossed a line by bringing up the topic of penetration with the taskmistress.
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Indication
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徴
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Hiding beneath the line of mountains, all indications point towards the king’s fear of the taskmistress.
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Penal
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懲
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All indications reveal that under it all, the penal system has no heart.
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Delicate
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微
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Despite your delicate disposition, you made a B-line up mountain Everest, the ceiling of the world, on those flimsy human legs, to prove the taskmistress wrong.
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Boulevard
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街
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The boulevard is lined with ivy clad structures.
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Equilibrium
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衡
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For there to be a sense of equilibrium between us, I would need to place in the middle of the boulevard, bound up, with its brains bashed in, your large dog.
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Draft
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稿
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The author use buck-wheat blend paper and tall paul font on his first draft.
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Earnings
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稼
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If this quarter’s earnings are not up, we will lose the wheat farm and the house.
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Extent
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程
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To what extent did you expect the wheaties display to affect sales?
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Tax
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税
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Pay the taxes or your wheat crop will suffer the devil’s wrath.
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Immature
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稚
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Immature, tender wheat attracts turkeys.
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Harmony
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和
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Stuffing wheat in Harmony’s mouth will bring the world harmony.
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Shift
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移
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Harvesting all that wheat will take many shifts.
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Second
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秒
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Bob ate that entire box of wheaties in a few seconds.
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Autumn
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秋
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In autumn, after the harvest, the wheat crop is put into the fires to bake bread.
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Distress
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愁
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We are receiving a distress call from the luxury cruise ship autumn heart.
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Private
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私
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Warning Sign: ‘Private wheat, trespassers will be elbowed’.
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Regularity
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秩
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When I eat wheat, I drop a deuce with regularity.
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Secret
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秘
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Because the Victoria’s Secret model at the wheaties, she will invariably throw them up.
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Appellation
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称
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Sidewinder was the appellation (naming) given to the new species of wheat that reclines a little.
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Profit
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利
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Wheaties profits skyrocketed with Darth Vader and his light-saber on the box.
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Pear Tree
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梨
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The high profits from pear trees are 90% of Genovia’s gross income.
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Harvest
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穫
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Once the wheat is harvested, flowers will adorn the vessels in port.
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Ear (Of A Plant)
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穂
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The pilgrims only had wheat, so they asked the Indians to do them a favor and trade them for ears of corn.
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Rice Plant
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稲
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Rice plants became popular in Japan because wheat crops were eaten by vultures in the olden times.
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Incense
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香
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What is with this wheat on the sun incense, I prefer sex on the beach.
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Seasons
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季
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I look forward to the season for growing wheat over the season for having children, its quieter.
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Committee
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委
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On top of that, the wheaties weekend women's committee eats cheerios.
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Excel
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秀
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When Microsoft Excel lost the data on my wheat farm, I punched Bill Gates with my fist.
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Transparent
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透
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Transparent windshields are a must for NASCAR drivers who wish to excel on the road.
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Entice
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誘
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The sales girl enticed him into getting Microsoft Word and Microsoft Excel.
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Cereal
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穀
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His face was on the cereal box because the samurai was crowned wheaties champion for fending off the missile attack.
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Germ
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菌
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To prevent cross- germ- ination with the flowers, pent the wheat crop in.
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Rice
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米
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Pictograph
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Flour
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粉
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Rice and flour are a part of the rice cake recipe.
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Sticky
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粘
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While enjoying the rice-pudding, the fortune teller recounted all the sticky situations she envisioned me encountering.
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Grains
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粒
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Because of Bob’s OCD, he will count all the rice in the vase, grain by grain.
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Cosmetics
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粧
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Her homemade cosmetics are actually a concoction of rice and cave soil.
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Astray
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迷
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A fool who follows spilled rice on the road will be lead astray.
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Chic
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粋
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In that Bohemian rice print dress, Misha was dressed to the nines. Scratch that, she’s a ten!
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Provisions
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糧
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Why is the rice quantity so low in our provisions?
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Chrysanthemum
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菊
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We present to the chrysanthemum throne a humble flower and a bound bag of rice.
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Core
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奥
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The core of being a wife is being dropped in and pent into the housework of marking rice balls are large as possible. (Pent in and large strokes double up)
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Number
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数
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Because of the number of rice farming women, a taskmistress was chosen.
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Watchtower
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楼
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Jimi Hendrix performed, ‘All Along The Watchtower’ while leaning against a tree for the rice farming women.
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Sort
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類
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This sort of rice is used to make large sheets of rice paper like that page there.
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Lacquer
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漆
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To protect from water damage, wood lacquer works like an umbrella, making it bounce off like grains of rice.
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Esq. (Esquire)
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様
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The nobleman, Bob Esq., possess a wooded estate, a heard of sheep and tons of grains of rice. (Center stroke of sheep and grains of rice double up)
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Request
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求
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Dropping beats, D.J. Needle is taking requests at the price of a grain of rice.
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Ball
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球
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During the ball, I made a request of the D.J.
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Salvation
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救
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Salvation can only be granted by request of the taskmistress.
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Bamboo
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竹
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Pictograph
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Laugh
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笑
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The panda is in bamboo heaven, see him laugh.
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Bamboo Hat
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笠
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That bamboo hat looks like a vase upside down.
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Bamboo Grass
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笹
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This bamboo generation smokes bamboo grass.
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Muscle
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筋
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The bamboo bow-flex can give any part of the body powerful muscles.
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Box
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箱
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She packed her boxes and escaped through the bamboo garden when her interpersonal relationship ended.
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Writing Brush
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筆
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I’ll use the bamboo writing brush.
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Cylinder
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筒
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Hollowed bamboo cylinders are carried by monks as penance.
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Ect. (Etcetera)
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等
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So, what did you see in Japan?’ ‘Bamboo, Buddhist Temples, ect. ...’
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Calculate
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算
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You can calculate it if you hold the bamboo shoot up to your eye with two hands.
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Solution
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答
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The solution to the bamboo puzzle is to make the pieces fit.
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Scheme
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策
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His hair-brained scheme involves bamboo and belted trees.
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Register
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簿
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Bamboo is now used by registered water acupuncturists.
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Fabricate
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築
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Fabricated bamboo is the craft of mediocre wood workers.
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Person
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人
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Pictograph of a person walking outwards.
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Assistant
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佐
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At Max’s left is her assistant Logan.
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However
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但
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For Max, it maybe nightbreak, however she rarely sleeps.
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Dwell
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住
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During a brownout, Max would not dwell with a candlestick. She’s got night vision.
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Rank
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位
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Max was ranked the #1 cat burglar when she stole Isis’s vase from Logan.
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Go-Between
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仲
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Because Max was in on covert government organizations, she acted as a go-between for Logan.
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Body
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体
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Max’s body is not human according to the Dossier’s Book.
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Remote
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悠
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In a remote place, Max hid the walking stick from taskmistress’s Renfro’s heartless clutches.
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Affair
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件
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Max had a love affair with her cow’s leather jacket.
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Attend
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仕
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Max was more of a ronin than a samurai, she would never attend to anyone.
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Other
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他
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Other trans-genetic nomles Max met had scorpion DNA.
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Prostrate
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伏
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Max is bitchy enough to scare a Chihuahua into prostrating itself.
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Transmit
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伝
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Max would never send a rising cloud of smoke signals to transmit information. Its archaic.
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Buddha
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仏
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Max once fought a biker with Buddha tattoo on his elbow.
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Rest
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休
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Max is not resting in the tree, she is doing recon.
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Provisional (Sham)
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仮
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Everything in Max’s life was intended to be provisional. She is anti-long term.
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Chief
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伯
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Max became the chief of Freak Nation as Joshua painted the dove on the flag.
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Vulgar
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俗
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Max said, ‘Your mind is so vulgar, its not in the gutter, its in the valley’.
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Faith
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信
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Max once had faith in Ben’s words.
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Excellent
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佳
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Considering Max’s excellent mind, she could have gone to any ivy league college.
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Reliant
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依
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Max find fatigues to be reliant garments.
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Example
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例
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A fine example of the Manticore program, Max filed in with the other X-5s.
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Individual
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個
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Max never lost her individuality by becoming a hardened killing machine.
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Healthy
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健
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Max was built to be healthy.
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Side
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側
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Because Max never follows the rules, she was never on Manticore’s side.
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Waiter
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侍
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On a covert mission, Max once posed as a waiter in a Buddhist Temple.
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Halt
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停
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Forced to halt progress into enemy territory, Max took shelter in the pavilion.
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Price
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値
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Never haggling, Max wants to hear the price straightaway.
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Emulate
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倣
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Max was forced to emulate normal people when she was set free from manticore.
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Overthrow
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倒
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Max’s arrival at Manticore overthrew Renfro’s plans.
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Spy
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偵
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Max’s reputation as an upright citizen is merely a spy’s cover.
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Buddhist Priest
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僧
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Max’s good karma increased after she helped the Buddhist Priest.
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Hundred Million
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億
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Max had no idea she was worth a hundred million on the black market.
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Ceremony
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儀
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Max would never be involved in the self-righteousness and pomp of ceremony.
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Reparation
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償
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Lydaker believed Max was a prize he could recover as reparation for his career.
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Hermit
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仙
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Zac wanted Max to join his hermit lifestyle in the mountains.
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Sponsor
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催
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Sketchy tried to talk Max into sponsoring his mountain sledding turkey venture.
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Humanity
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仁
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Could Max’s humanity be called into question because there are two of her.
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Scorn
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侮
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Max spends every moment scorning Lydaker.
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Use
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使
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Max and Logan use officer Matt as a source.
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Connivence
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便
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Due to the connivence of the cover of night, Max waited until the hour grew late before cat burgling.
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Double
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倍
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The ***** that was Max’s double should have worn a muzzle.
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Tenderness
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優
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Max showed tenderness to Ben when discussing the melancholy lady.
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Fell
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伐
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Max escaped the fiesta by dodging between the felled maples.
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Inn
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宿
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There was no inn in Haven, so under a rented house, Max and Logan argued about a hundred things.
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Wound
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傷
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Max’s bullet wound left her reclining in bed and fretting about her empty piggybank.
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Protect
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保
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With Max’s witty mouth and the strength of a tree, she needs no one’s protection.
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Praise
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褒
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Protected beneath the guise of a top hat and a scarf, Logan received praise from fellow hackers.
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Greatness
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傑
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Max prefers sunglasses and motorcycles, not the greatness of outdoors and trees.
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Adhere
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付
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Max adhere to her training, gluing her sights on the target.
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