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Token
The bamboo was adhered to the panda’s red handkerchief as a token of his mate’s affections.
Municipality /Borough
The cave dwellers municipality adheres to is own laws.
Responsibility
Max is not a porter. You have a responsibility for your own kit.
Fare
Your fare. Your responsibility. Your money.
Substitute
Max is likely to substitute arrows for firearms.
Sack
If you are desperate for a substitute garment, you could wear that sack.
Lend
He wants you to lend him your credit card so he can substitute your money for his. Are you stupid?
Change
To change things up, Max is using a spoon rather than a spork.
Flowers
Flowers change into dried flowers.
Freight
I changed it to freight shipping when I gave them the money at the post office.
Lean
The stewardess asked if I wanted to change the pillow I was leaning my head beside.
What
What is she doing?’ ‘Max can do what ever she wants.’
Baggage
Flowers and what-not were not included in Babbage’s baggage.
Sagacious
Max is sagacious (sensible) enough not to use her license to kill if you grope her walking legs
Bystander
Max annihilated the bystander because he was standing on the crown prince’s compass. (Stand and crown strokes double up)
Long Time
Bound up person. Me love you long time. (Diagonal 2nd stroke of bound up doubles up with Max)
Furrowing
Furrowing his eyebrows, the top hat wearing farmer was in the rice field for a long time digging furrows.
Captured
The person Renfro captured and pent into Manticore was Max.
Inside
Max wears a belt to keep her animal urges in her pants.
Third Class
Third class seats meant low ceilings inside the airplane.
Design
My design calls for wood, not third class faux crap!
Meat
Inside, its insides are meat.
Rot
In this Icelandic municipality, rotting meat is a delicacy.
Sit / Squat
In a the cave siech, a sitting assembly line mingles cave soil with spice.
Graduate
The top hat wearing sensei produces graduates on an assembly line with the needle track marks of conformity in place.
Umbrella
The umbrella went through two assembly lines and still came out with a needle instead of a handle.
Monme
After the accident, they bound up my arm in a sling. I can’t even lift a monme (unit of weight: 3.75 g)
By Means Of
Only by means of a parallel universe would a plow be drug by Max with a drop of sweat between them.
Similar / Becoming
X5-453 is similar to Max only by means of cloning.
Join
Max wishes to solve the puzzle of her past by joining up with the other X-5s.
Tile
Macgyver managed to prop up the ceiling tile with the plow, but was impaled by the fishhook which dropped on him.
Flower Pot
I am puzzled by the tile pattern on the flower pot.
Shinto Shrine
The house that is the spine of the community is the Shinto Shrine.
Occupation
The schoolhouse gives students the spine to pursue the occupation they desire.
Virtuous
Only virtuous sheep have horns above their mouths.
Year
Once a year, Mr. Ed the horse wears sunglasses with one lens popped out.
Night
That night, the top heat wearing fellow tailed Max’s long walking legs, but she gave him the drop.
Fluid
Water is not the fluid of the night, alcohol is.
Hillock
Rolling in the soil of that hillock is a crowned sow.
Cash
The teller shredded the bank statements, hid the cash under a towel and strolled out.
Abuse
The Bush administration abused the office, shredding classified papers with two hands.
Yell
He was yelling with an open mouth because they bound up all four of his large dogs.
Interchange
He was unable to point a finger at the right one because the bound up four dogs were interchangeable.
Dissolve
One mouthful of my hooded punch is enough to get four party-goers drunk. Its spiked with dissolved insect venom.
Alms
The banner with the scorpion signifies alms, alms for the poor.
Rotation
The banner advertises the zoo’s new rotating carousel.
Play
The banner warns that children should not play in the road.
Trip
Original Cindy’s banner welcomed Max back from her trip, but she looks ragged in rags.
Not
This is not a piglet.
Thing
That cow does not have a thing!
Easy
Finding the sun at midnight is not easy.
Grant
That grant money was easy to get.
Urine
尿
Under the flag, someone is actually making water.
Nun
The nun, Sister Minami is under the flag spooning the ice cream carton.
Mud
Muddy water splashed onto the nun.
Fence
They needed to keep the land around the flag clear. The puzzle was solved by putting up a fence.
Footgear
In Nike footgear, the flag was restored by Hermes.
Roof
The flag is at the climax of the building, its roof.
Grip
His fingers gripped the roof’s edge.
Yield
Diplomates placed the flag near the U.N.’s exit, hoping to force the opposition to yield to their demands.
Dig
Digging your finger in your bellybutton will yield nothing good.
Ditch
The soil in the ditch was un-yielding.
Reside
Residing beneath the flag of acquiescence are the old folk.
Set
My finger resides there because I set it there.
Stratum
A breeze from the stratosphere caused the flag’s waviness to increase.
Bureau
Beneath the flag is the phrase that has become the F.B.I.’s (Federal Bureau of Investigation) motto.
Slow
The shepherd's flag means there are sheep in the road, drive slow.
Leak
Water drenched the flag, not from the rain, but from a leaky pipe.
Printing
They are printing in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy about Ford, who fashioned a flag pole with a towel and fended off a light-saber attack.
Shakuhachi
The flag was propped up by the shakuhachi. (about 1 ft. in length, flute)
Exhaust
Playing the shakuhachi on ice, his notes made visible exhaust.
Swam
Wading in the water, Swamp-Thing played his shakuhachi.
Translate
Words like shakuhachi do not translate.
Choose
Only the fingers of the chosen one can play the shakuhachi.
Daytime
The shakuhachi must be played over nightbreak and through daytime for the gods to smile.
Door
There is only one flag over the door.
Shoulder
During an earthquake, press against the door-way with the flesh of your shoulder.
Tassel
To find the tasseled door, you need the corresponding tasseled compass.
Fan
In ‘Home Alone’, the crook was in the door way when he got a face full of feather blown by the fan.
Hearth
A warm hearth is the first thing father seeks when comes through the door.
Re-
Returning under the doggy door is Re, my large dog.
Tears
A water work of tear start up every time she re-watches that Lifetime movie.
Employ
The doorman employees a turkey apprentice.
Look Back
One must employ their head to look back.
Disclose
According to the non-disclosure agreement, if you come through the door and convene with the taskmistress you must keep your mouth shut afterwards.
Show
A top the alter, the swindler placed two little items he wished to show us.
Salutation / Salute
Greetings and salutations’, said the fellow behind the altar with the fishhooks.
Auspicious
An altar would not lie in the future of an auspicious sheep.
Celebrate
She was left at the alter by her teenage boyfriend, that is nothing to celebrate.
Blessing
At the altar, she prayed for a blessing of wealth.
Welfare
She is on welfare because she never once graced the altar with her footprint.
Company
The businessman prayed at the altar for a successful ground breaking of his company.
Inspection
You are to perform an inspection of altar. See to it!
Nara
The 4400 put on a large show for the world to witness, appearing like that out of nowhere.
Military Officer
The flag shows he is a military officer because it is glued to his lapel.
Consolation
The military officer received the purple heart as consolation.
Goodwill
Samurai must show a lack of goodwill.
Prohibition
Come with me into the grove and I will show you the stash of prohibition liquor.
Collar
The priest might wear the collar and cloak, but in reality he brews most of the prohibition liquor.
Religion
The house of god puts on a real show of religious fervor.
Adore
I adore mountain Olympus because my religion supports it.
Ritual
During the bris ritual, the flesh of the crotch must be shown.
Guess
Guess who’s house were having the ritual at tonight.
Grate
If you run your finger over the cheese grater, guess what will happen.
Wherefore
Wherefore art thou sprout which shoots forth life?
Pluck
Plucky Duck is using his fingers to pluck up the brussels sprouts.
Oil
I went to water the brussels sprouts, tripped, fell and struck oil.
Sleeves
My cloak suddenly sprouted sleeves.
Mid-Air
Under my house, brussels sprouts spread and sent it flying into mid-air.
Deliver
If the flag sprouts up on the mailbox, the mail has been delivered.
Flute
The flute is made from bamboo sprouts.
Axis
The car’s axis sprouted evil brussels spouts.
Armor
Ginseng root strengthens armor.
Push
Push the button with your finger and ginseng root tea will come out.
Headland
The mountain has is roots beside the headland.
Insert
Before you push the button for the ginseng root tea, you must first insert a thousand yen.
Speaketh
The unintelligible Abu speaketh with a tongue wagging in his mouth and a walking stick wedged in.
Expand
Expanding her repertoire of Fairy Tales, Max included Aladdin and Abu.
Gods
The altar of the Gods was adorned with the main dish, Abu.
Search
The finger-smith Abu hid the stolen apple in his crotch before being searched.
Fruit
The brain tree bears fruit.
Candy
Candy flowers in Willy Wonka’s garden taste like fruit.
Chapter
The words of this chapter bear the fruit of knowledge.
Naked
Nix the cloak. Go forth and be fruitful naked people!
Ax
Lizzie Borden took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one.
Chop
The cherry tree was chopped down by George Washington with the ax.
Place
Mr. Prosser placed beside his door a Mongolian Battle Ax.
Pray
Lizzie prayed at the altar for an ax that Christmas.
Near
Lizzie and her ax are on the road and coming to a theatre near you!
Fold
Lizzie folded her fingers around the ax.
Philosophy
I fold my mouth, therefore I am.
Departed
The dearly departed are folded into their coffin and sent on the road to the next life.
Vow
I folded my wedding vows into two words, ‘I do.’
Temporarily
Lizzie temporarily borrowed his car at ax point for the day.
Steadily
Steadily the water rose in the car as the firefighter’s ax broke the glass.
Severance
You’re off the hook. The rice farmers got the ax and the crappy severance package.
Substance
It must have real substance. I’ve broken two axes trying to open that shell.
Reject
That ax is a reject. Drop it!
Accusation
Her words were a rejection and an accusation.
Yesterday
The day I watched the movie ‘Saw’ was yesterday.
Lie
Lying words mean Pinnochio has to saw his nose again.
Make
You couldn’t make Max watch the movie ‘Saw’.
Snow
Snowy weather can be sweep away with a broom.
Record
The metal broom keeps a record of how many grains of rice it sweeps.
Inquire
If you inquire about the brooms and witch-craft, your mouth will be magically glued shut.
Hurry
Bound in a broom closet, heavy-hearted lovers had to hurry.
Calm
Calmly, the wheat farmer whack vultures with his broom to his heart’s content.
Encroach
Max would never encroach on someone else’s Quidditch Match (Harry’s broom work was crowned by Barty Crotch).
Immersed
Immersed in water falling from the sky, Harry lost the the Quidditch Match (Harry’s broom work was crowned by Barty Crotch).
Lie Down
Hufflepuff house was like a turtle lying down on is back during the Quidditch Match (Harry’s broom work was crowned by Barty Crotch).
Lady
Unlike a noble lady, real women like Martha Steward use brooms and wear aprons.
Sweep
With her fingers on the broom and an apron around her waist, Martha is ready to sweep.
Hit
Maidens hit little brown mice with their brooms.
Contend
The boxing contender was bound up in the ropes and raked over the coals.
Clean
With soapy water, Martha contended to clean everything.
Matter
Its only a matter of time before that one mouthful of pan-galactic-gargle-blaster rakes him over the coals.
T’ang
At the cave site, the archeologists found the T’ang Dynasty rake near its mouth.
Sugar
Rice wine tastes better when sweetened with T’ang and sugar.
Sane / Ease
To ease their minds, the cave-dwellers sieve between the sane and the insane.
Apprehend
The police apprehend criminals by sieving the road.
Italy
Max mopped up Italy’s corruption by assassinating the mob boss. (Proper names)
Old Boy
In ‘Oldboy’, the bloke was beaten with a mop and his teeth were removed from his mouth.
Flock
Oldboy took his revenge on the flock of sheep for making his sweater too scratchy.
-Proof
To make my hair style-proof, I combed in glue. (Safe from - to protect against - ex. waterproof)
Demand
Supply and demand: Rainy weather supplies a demand for combs.
Confucian
Max demanded that Confucian be less confusing.
Edge
Standing beside the edge of the mountain, the Fonz combed his edges.
Both
Both Spike and Ed undid their belts before shoveling food down.
Full
Full bloomed water lilly flowers and lilly pads both adorned Monet’s painting.
Brush-Stroke
One artful brush-stroke can depict a shovelful brussels sprouts.
Tooth
The tooth fairy never stops to eat rice by the shovelful.
Bend
Bender (Futurama) created handles in his mechanical brain to go on benders.
Cadet
One Bender piloted trip around the sun was enough to make the cadet dropout.
Encounter
The cadet had a close encounter of the third kind on Spielberg Road.
Rowing
Rowing a boat in water is apart of the cadet’s training.
Vat
Behind the wooden vat of beer hid the drunken cadet.
Big Dipper
The big dipper is a celestial measuring cup.
Fee
The fee for Wegman’s bin rice is based on the measuring cup.
Department
The agricultural department deals with wheat and measuring cups.
Map
Pent into the celestial map are constellations like the big dipper.
Utilize
For flesh tenderizing, utilize the walking stick, not the screwdriver.
Comfortable / Commonplace
Bob’s garage is actually a cave, comfortably organized with the rake above the screwdriver.
Equip
The video game Max would never equip flower power. She’d jump off a cliff and stab herself with the equipped screwdriver first.
Once Upon A Time
Once upon a time, Fiona (Shrek’s Wife) ate salads in her skinny days.
Confused
Gold, once upon a time was confused for fool’s gold.
Borrow
Max borrowed the named Guevara once upon a time.
Pity
What a pity, Ben’s state of mind was normal once upon a time.
Set Aside
Let’s set aside our differences. We use to get along before the Thumb and Finger Wars, once upon a time.
Scatter
They scattered the salad with chicken flesh and served it to the taskmistress.
Twenty
廿
Twenty is the joining of two tens.
Commoners
Feudal commoners live in caverns around cauldron fires.
Intercept
Commoners must intercept their messages on the road, mail is expensive.
Seat
Go into the cavern and take a seat on the towel.
Degree
Sex in the cavern always makes my crotch temperature rise by a couple of degrees.
Transit
Water molecules are always in transit, unless it is below 32 degrees.
Bustle
Finding Waldo in the hustle and bustle of a large city is like looking in the proverbial haystack.
Erupt
Bob stuffed his mouth with a haystack of clams, resulting in an eruption of vomit.
Tomb
The Pharaoh's tomb is hidden in the soil. This proverbial haystack hides lots of money.
Aroused
Some advice: If you want an arouse state of mind, don’t eat a haystack of clams.
Bake
The baking heath fire was stoked when the straw man was tossed in.
Daybreak
During daybreak, the sun rises beside the straw man.
Half
One horned needle is half useless.
Consort
Original Cindy wishes Max would be her consort half the time.
Paddy Ridge
The rice field is half paddy ridges.
Judgement
King Solomon's Judgement decreed that the baby was to be sliced in half with the saber.
Ticket
A quarter of all tickets are obtained with daggers.
Scroll
The scroll is a quarter of a century older than the Slytherin snake.
Sphere
Your sphere of influence cannot keep the scroll’s information pent in forever.
Victory
He spent a month training for the quarter finals to become powerful enough for victory.
Wisteria
The wisteria flower blooms once a month for a quarter of an hour if fertilized with rice grains.
Facsimile (Fax) / Mimeograph
Of this month’s report, only a quarter of the words made it though the fax.
One-Sided
Pictograph resembles a top hat hovering against one-side of the chair.
Printing Block
Printing block stamps are one-sided and used by the anti-disestablishmentary newspaper.
Of
The building blocks spell: of.
Destitution
Those living in destitution cannot afford to drop dough on building blocks.
Turf
The flower garden was surrounded with turf like building blocks.
Negative
One of Max’s pet-peeves is the dropping of negative comments before a job.
Negate
Negative mouths negate everything.
Cupful
The maple tree feels negative about you taking cupfuls of syrup.
Dart
During the game, God’s dart dropped from heaven.
Rectify
God’s dart debacle was rectified by an angel.
Tribe
The banner advertises the tribe’s annual dart game.
Know
The know-it-all went to Dart-mouth college.
Wisdom
Knowing the sun’s importance is not the same as having the wisdom to be thankful for it.
Halberd
Gimli’s halberd (weapon) is named Mao (マオ).
Tender
Gimli tenderly stroked his halberd over his wood.
Task
The task was set forth for Gimli and his halberd by the taskmistress Galadriel. Destroy the powerful ring.
Fog
Rainy weather makes the task of driving in the rain hazards.
Squad
To join this squad, you must have two balls and a sphere in between.
Homecoming
Hubby was armed with a spear during homecoming. Wify, with a broom and apron.
Bow
Pictograph of Legolas’ bow.
Pull
Bow wielding Legolas caught Frodo pulling on his walking stick.
Condolences
Unable to offer his condolences, Legolas leaned on his bow like it was a walking stick when Gandalf fell.
Vast
With his bow on his back, Legolas relished in the vast elbow room of Middle Earth.
Strong
Vast distances can be flown by strong insects.
Weak
Legolas’ bow became weak and would have broken in two because of the ice.
Seethe
When Bob got his water bill and saw all those $, he began to seethe with anger.
Expense
Good thing all expenses are paid. Could you imagine all those $, all that money?
No.
And this week’s No. 1 Hit on the countdown is: ‘No. Bamboo, No $,’ by Panda. (abbrev. for number)
Younger Brother
My younger brother is nothing but a horned dollar sign, horny and expensive.
Adroit
Hermonie is adroit (cleaver or skillful with hands or mind) with her witch-craft to outsmart the devil’s-snare.
Nickname
People’s mouths often get snared over my name, just call me by my nickname.
Decay
That tree has been snared by a fungus and is beginning to decay.
Boast
His boasting words were just a large trap, one meant to snare me into believing his boasts.
Dirty
In the dirty murky water is a spiky snare of a bear’s trap.
Bestow
The god of mischief bestowed a slingshot upon one most mischievous, Dennis the menace.
Copy
The crown bestowed upon you was a cheap copy.
Somebody
That body was once somebody with a long curved nose that went on forever.
Shoot
You might shoot somebody if you don’t keep your sights glued on the target.
Apologize
I must apologize for the words which shoot from Bob’s mouth, he has turrets syndrome.
Old Man
The old man is as old as dirt, uses a walking stick and must be spoon fed.
Consider
The old man next door considers slingshot wielding Dennis the menace to a menace.
Filial Piety
The old man expects the child to offer filial piety.
Teach
Filial piety is something the taskmistress must teach.
Torture
Ripping fingernails from fingers is considered torture.
Someone
Someone watches as the old man pulls Elmo’s puppet strings everyday.
Boil
Elmo boils over a cauldron fire while Gonzo cackles.
Renowned
The flower garden Elmo puppet shows are renowned the world over.
Signature
Only cylon eyes could catch the signature move’s of Elmo’s puppet master.
Sultry
Under the sultry southern summer sun was Elmo.
Various
Pull the string and various words are spoken by the Elmo toy.
Boar
The pack of wild dogs are given an Elmo when the catch a wild boar.
Strand
Stranded on the strand (stretch of land along a beach) beside the water was Elmo.
Gamble
Don’t gamble you money with puppets, they have real poker faces.
Gorge
A gorge is made when nature cuts a mountain down the middle with scissors.
Cramped
The wild pack of dogs were herded into a cramped space an nurtured with scissors.
Sandwiched
My fingers are sandwiched between the scissor handles.
Chase
Maestro Streseman chases Nodame down a road of life different for Chiaki.
Expert
Expert musician Maestro Streseman was an expert at getting the #1 hostess down to nothing but a towel.
Commander
Imagine Maestro Streseman v.s. Commander Adama, armed with only a towel, HHG style!
Bureaucrat
Under the house of bureaucracy, the Maestro loses his baton to become a bureaucrat. (Maestro without drop)
Coffin
The wooden coffin hold that corpse of bureaucracy.
Pipe
The bamboo pipes were installed with the approval of the bureaucrat.
Father
Father works hard, note the two beads of sweat drop down his face.
Mingle
Wearing a top hat, father mingles at the party with the president.
Merit
While mingling at the party, he note the merit of having power like the president’s.
Contrast
The dark contrast in the photograph made the car mingle with the background.
Exam
During the Chuunin Exam, Naruto went into the trees to mingle with the other students.
Leg
His mouth was mended by the dentist after the pirate kicked him with his wooden leg.
Stimulate
Max attempted to stimulate Logan’s wooden legs by taking him for a ride on her motorcycle.
Long-Distance
You couldn’t win a long distance race with that wooden leg, even if you had a gigantic head start.
Path
Should you choose that path in life, wooden leg is a possibility for each pirate.
Dew
No, it did not rain. That’s just dew on the path.
Hop
‘Step on a crack and break your mother’s back’. Even if its a wooden leg, its a bad portent. You should hop.
Leap
The only way he could play leap frog with that wooden leg was to attach the wings of a turkey to his back.
Tread
Tread-marks were left on the pirate and his wooden leg after the parade float ran him over.
Step
Don’t you dare step that wooden leg into that water until you put sun-tan lotion on!
Skelton
The bone joints are connected to the skeleton. The skeleton is connected to every part of the body.
Slippery
Slippery when wet, huh? In water, does a skeleton get a boner?
Marrow
The skeleton of Tom Marrow possess this road.
Calamity
To advert calamity, we placed beside the sacred altar, your jawbone. Sorry.
Whirlpool
A whirlpool is like water opening its jawbone to swallow everything.
Overdo
Don’t you think taking the jawbone of the roadkill is overdoing it?
Heights
Why would he be at Pride Rock when he is anti-Heights? (Proper names)
Africa
From the pinnacle of Pride Rock in Africa, Simba can do anything.
Occasion
On special occasions, we gather at Pride Rock to perform the ritual.
Hinder
They will hinder you from reaching Pride Rock without your badge.
Follow
Pride Rock is a sacred place. What possessed you to follow the road here?
Auxiliary
Climbing Pride Rock, you will need muzzle of auxiliary oxygen.
Sunshine
In order to bask in the sunshine on Pride Rock, I spent my entire piggybank. (Yang)
Line Up / Exhibit
The trespassers of Pride Rock were told to face east in the police line up.
Ward Off
Pride Rock wards off trespassers by screwing with their sense of direction.
Affixed
Signs affixed to Pride Rock ensure visitors adhere to the rules.
Inst.
Pride Rock mathematicians believe that R.I.T. (Rochester Institute of Technology) is the perfect place to learn math.
Camp
Getting to camp Pride Rock involves a long car ride.
Regiment
After the battle of Pride Rock, the entire regiment did that horny sow.
Crash
After the deed was done, the regiment crashed on the ground.
Descend
I descend Pride Rock on my long walking legs, wearing sunglasses with one lens popped out.
Story
Pride Rock, in all its glory, is a million stories high.
Highness
Her highness believes Pride Rock compares more favorably to any place on earth.
Neighboring
On the pinnacle neighboring Pride Rock, people grow rice and wear sunglasses to distinguish themselves.
Isolate
On an isolated part of Pride Rock, I had one mouthful of a hooded punch, which was enough to get four people drunk and spike with god knows what.
Conceal
I conceal my frustration with trips to Pride Rock were people whack vultures with brooms to their heart’s content.
Degenerate
At Pride Rock, that degenerate’s evil spirit possesses the grounds.
Collapse
Pride Rock was bound up with supports in olden times to prevent collapse.
Hole
There is a house at hole eight of the mini gold course supported on human legs.
Empty
Hemonie’s spell created an empty hole though Hogwarts’ barrier with her witch-craft.
Withdraw
Bob withdrew his fingers from an empty cookie jar.
Stab
The hole was stabbed with a large weapon.
Research
There are holes in you research, I found at least nine problems with your thesis alone.
Plug Up
The birds & the bees footnoted: A hole is plugged up until there is a climax.
Stealth
The stealthy ninja slipped through the hole he cut in the scrubbery.
Depression
That depression turned out to be a sink-hole that I fell into when I went to water the ivy.
Squeeze
Rather than the guillotine, the Inquisitor squeezed his finger into the hole and sawed it off.
Kiln
Rather than a kiln, the modern artist put a hole in the ceramic sheep and stuck it atop a cauldron fire.
Hard Up
After the battle for Middle Earth, Legolas sold his hole to somebody because he was hard up for a new bow.
Grope
The fingers of Miss. Universe groped his wood.
Deep
Water welled up on the face of Miss. Universe as she deep throated that wood.
Hill
To keep Jack and Jill from tumbling down the hill, I put Lizzie’s ax on the floor.
Point
It looks like a hill atop a mountain, so its called Hill Point Mountain. (Proper names)
Solider
The solider charged up the hill as though he had the animal legs of a cheetah.
Sea Coast
The watery sea coast of Normandy Beach was invaded by allied soldiers.
Thread / Spiderman
Spiderman bends his two elbows just a little when swinging between buildings.
Weave
The clown weaves a thready tune with the kazoo.
Darning
Spiderman’s spidy suit was darned (patching of fabric) by the virtuous M.J.
Shrink
Spiderman stayed at the Inn, only to find that the laundry mat shrunk his spidy suit.
Luxuriant
Cleaver foxes were thwarted from ruining luxuriant (lush vegetation) Central Park under Spiderman’s watch.
Vertical
Spiderman accompanied M.J. on a vertical tour of N.Y.C.
Line
In the line of duty, Spiderman visited a hot spring.
Tighten
After Spiderman tightened the security of N.Y.C., he was made sovereign of the crime fighters.
Fiber
Spiderman gets his daily recommended fiber from turkey.
Gauze
Gauze was used to cover the cylon eye after Spiderman siced the turkey on it.
Practice
Spiderman practices casting web across the East Manhattan.
Thong
Spiderman has two fetishes, thongs and puppets.
Continue
Game over, would you like to continue? Spiderman sells lots of video games.
Picture
Spiderman is meeting the mayor. Too bad Peter Parker cannot take the picture.
Overall
Overall, Spiderman is an overall better crime fighter than Sir. Lance Allot, overall.
Strangle
Spiderman might strangle the hag if he if forced to mingle at the party.
Salary
Spiderman’s salary could not fit the city’s budget.
Entwine
Spiderman and M.J. entwine in each other’s arms.
Tie
Spiderman wore the bow tie for good luck.
End
Spiderman met his end one winter’s eve.
Class
Spiderman would reach out to help people of any class, rich or poor.
Chronicle
Spiderman chronicles his self-doubt with an internal monologue.
Crimson
Spiderman crafted crimson into his spidy suit.
Settlement
A settlement was reached between Spiderman and Stan Lee over copyright inside the courtroom.
Spinning
Spiderman spun a web to keep himself from spinning in the wrong direction.
Distract
Spiderman plays the part of a mild manner photographer to distract M.J. from his web-slinging hobbies.
Introduce
M.J. attempted to introduce Spiderman to the art of seduction.
Sutra
Spiderman’s and M.J.’s crotches were dirtied by the Kama Sutra.
Sire
Spiderman could not have sired Abu, he is a monkey.
Promise
Spiderman promised to return the stolen ladle to the museum.
Dainty
Spiderman’s girlfriend maybe be a dainty red-head, buy M.J. has got brains.
Accumulate
There has been an accumulation of brainy villains and Spiderman is under pressure to catch them.
Cord
Ten times they offered him the a kingly crown, but Spiderman refused, advising them to cut the umbilical cord.
General
In general, Spiderman would never show public displays of the heart, except upside down キス。
Cotton
綿
Spiderman only uses white cotton towels on his spidy bottom.
Silk
Spiderman runs his mouth over M.J.’s silky flesh.
Winding
Itsy bitsy Spiderman winding up his spidy web to find the stolen goods atop a tree.
Inherit
Can addictions be inherited? Spiderman is hooked on rice wine like aunt Mae.
Green
Its Green! But Spiderman sweeps up with his broom, the green radioactive grains of rice.
Affinity
Surprisingly, Spiderman has no affinity with animals as he whacks the broom over the sow.
Netting
Spiderman catches with netting and puts a hood over a horned rhino, but it soon perishes.
Tense
M.J. is tense about her en-slaved crotch which is atop Spiderman.
Purple
Stop spooning that purple おもちゃ M.J. and get on top of Spiderman.
Truss
Spiderman was trussed up by the evil acupuncturist.
Straw Rope
With a straw rope, Spiderman corrals eels. Yee-haw!
Infancy
During infancy, we spend our time cocooned in blankets and powerless.
Behind
Behind the column hid the cocooned mad-man watching the maiden’s behind and walking legs.
Faint
There is a faint possibility that the the cocooned mad-men escaped into the mountains.
How Many
How many are there? There are two abacus toting cocooned mad-men at that person’s fiesta!
Mechanism
A tree can be made into a mechanism like an abacus.
Mysterious
Dealing with the mysterious, Sherlock Holmes caught the top hat wearing cocooned mad-man.
Livestock
Mysterious things happen in that rice field, like live stock mutilations and alien abductions.
Amass
Wild flowers and livestock amass in great numbers in the countryside.
Bowstring
The bowstring on Legolas’ bow broke mysteriously.
Hug
You may loose a finger if you attempt to hug that mysterious top hat wearing turkey. (Top hat extends all the way over turkey)
Nourishing
Water is doubly mysterious, it is nourishing, but it can also kill.
Mercy
I find it doubly mysterious, the heart can both give mercy and taketh away.
Magnet
A magnet is a stone that is doubly mysterious with its two charges.
Lineage
One thread of the family’s fate is woven like yarn into a single lineage.
Person In Charge
Max knows nothing of her lineage, but she is still the person in charge.
Grandchild
The child’s lineage makes him her grandchild.
Suspend
They suspended the prefecture’s right to perform lineage based heart transplants.
Instead
I’m using email instead because I’ve gone through all my postage stamps.
Shins / Skids
I wear shin guard in soccer to protect the part of my body that gets kicked instead of the ball.
Wholesale
The horse stopped in front of Sam’s wholesale store to buy a postage stamp. (Horse and stop combine)
Honorable
It is honorable to be in line at the wholesale store and not cut.
Clothing
That is too much flesh, the clothing is the size of a postage stamp over her crotch!
Fate
If your fate does not fit you, get a postage stamp and complain to God.
Orders
At the meeting, the orders to assassinate Doc. Evil were given the chop-seal of approval.
Zero
Zero rain falls when god orders blue skies.
Age
At my age, my teeth are made to order by my dentist.
Cool
I am cooling my jets in the ice of Antarctica because those were my orders.
Jurisdiction
In jurisdictional disputes, orders are given by the head-honcho.
Small Bell
Sabriel’s small metal bell ordered the dead to cease.
Courage
Chop-seal tattoos show real male courage.
Traffic
To prevent traffic jams, the chop-seal is utilized by the magistrate to close the road.
Jump
The pirate and his wooden leg jumped ship when the magistrate’s chop-seal was utilized to authorize his execution.
Doubt
Spoon feed the animals sedatives. I doubt darts were given the chop-seal of approval by the zoo.
Mimic
If I give the mime the finger, I doubt he will mimic me.
Congeal
If you put the jello on ice, I doubt it will congeal.
Pattern
On the bamboo interior of the car, CSI identified your fingerprint pattern.
Crime
The pack of wild dogs licked the fingerprints from the crime scene.
Unlucky
At the cliff we found the fingerprints of an unlucky bloke.
Dangerous
The dangerous psychopath bound his unlucky victim.
Address
The house’s address is on the mailbox.
Arm
The flesh of his arm was where Lenny tattooed his address.
Garden
She put a flower garden atop her mailbox.
Grudge
After releasing “The Grudge” Sarah Michelle Gellar got a mailbox full of broken hearted fan letters.
Willow
The weeping willow tree is budding sales receipts and postage stamps.
Eggs
The sales receipts is the size of a postage stamp, regardless, I’m returning the eggs because the yolks are just two small drops.
Detain
I was detained by the police because the found my receipt for the dagger in the rice field.
Trade
貿
The receipt shows the dagger was traded for money.
Stamp
Never staple your postage stamps, they will become useless as stamps.
Entertain
T.V. entertains the masses, stapling them on both sides to the same ads. Its a tool of capitalism.
Sign of the Bird
Only one in four birds is a member of the one and only sign of the bird cult, pictured on the whiskey bottle.
Sake
This sake is water down whiskey.
Bar Tending
The whiskey bottle comes with its own ladle to make bar tending simple.
Fermentation
As a beer master’s son, how can you use a whiskey bottle for beer fermentation, show some filial piety!
Cruel
The message in the whiskey bottle provided a revelation as to their cruel demise.
Repay
He recycled the whiskey bottles to repay his state taxes.
Dairy Products
The recycled whiskey bottles each contain limited edition dairy products.
Vinegar
The whiskey bottle turned into vinegar and would feel like swallowing a saw going down.
Drunk
Getting drunk on a whiskey bottle is like getting whacked with a baseball bat ten times.
Distribute
To out distribute tequila, they distribute whiskey bottles with snakes in them.
Acid
That whiskey bottle is full of acid. She exercised her license to kill and walking legs getting away.
Wavered / Furthermore
The pack of wild dogs wavered a bit after downing the horn’s brand whiskey bottle.
Revered
The alcoholic revered his horn’s brand whiskey bottle and kept it glued to his lips.
Beans
Pictograph of a pot of baked beans on the picnic table.
Head
Move the table before the cute baby ram head butts it with its head.
Short
Because he is so short, when we played darts, I offered to let him use the table.
Bountiful
Bender jokes about bountiful bosoms as he dances atop the lab table.
Drum
He played the drums with a branch rather than drumsticks.
Rejoice
The drums lead the church member to rejoice with mouthfuls of hallelujah.
Timber-Trees
Tree huggers play the drums and glue themselves to timber-trees.
Dish
Pictograph
Blood
There is a drop of blood on the broken dish.
Basin
The part of the kitchen in which you wash the dishes is the basin.
Alliance
The rebel alliance always looks at the bright side and dishes out pain to the empire.
Steal
First steal the silverware, next the dishes.
Warm
Warm water and sun detergent are used to wash the dishes.
Oversee
The overseer keeps the slaves from reclining on the floor when there are dishes to be done.
Overflow
Water will overflow into the spillway if there is no one to oversee the dam.
Specimen
The Transformer metal specimen is to be overseen by the scientist.
Fierce
The pack of wild dogs fiercely attacked the child when he hovered over the food dish.
Boom
The dot com boom turned into a payday that was suppose to dish out to everyone.
Salt
Too much salt will have you on the ground, reclining with your mouth open. Don’t put too much salt on the dish.
Silver
My favorite metal is sterling silver.
Resentment / Regret
In his current state of mind, the Olympian who won silver feels resentment towards the bloke who beat him.
Root
Around the tree’s roots, miners found a vein of silver.
Instant
Silver postage stamps do not guarantee instant delivery.
Baron
The baron Vladimir Harkkonan bred vultures with cylon eyes and fashion silver beaks to glue to their faces.
Node
Intel’s bamboo nodes process information in an instant.
Retreat
退
A tactical retreat is best if there are silver cyber-men on the road.
Limit
Pride Rock limits silver mining.
Eyeball
Mad-Eye Moody has a silver eyeball.
Good
A drop of silver will form a halo over the good-guys.
Melodious
In the melodious music video for “Halo” Beyonce shows lots of flesh.
Wandering
Water is a good thing to have while wandering in the desert of Dune.
Daughter
Parents envision their daughters a women with halos.
Eat
Willy Wonka’s chocolate umbrella is good enough to eat.
Meal
Low-fat food advocates are anti-Happy Meals.
Drink
Astronaut food lack moisture, give me something to drink!
Hungry
Without food, a hungry supermodel may blow away in the wind.
Starve
You can swallow your pride, but you cannot eat your ego, even if you are starving.
Decorate
A picnic means eating a decorated bento while reclining on a towel.
Bldg.
Eating in the Bldg. was prohibited by the bureaucrat. (Abbreviation)
Foster
Jodie Foster did not act in, “The Silence of the Sheep” with the crazy dude who eats people. (Sheep and umbrella double up)
Sate
After I sated my appetite, I had the food wrapped in a to-go-box.
Previously
I previously had silverware, up until the waitress took it.
Outline
That is the chalk outline of a corpse police found beside a tree of a silver haired waitress.
Rue
Feel the resentment? You will rue (bitterly regret) the day you forget to tip the waitress!
Even
Pictograph of an even and symmetrical lily.
Call
Don’t call out for my help if you fall into the mouth of the barbed lily. (Stem of lily is barbed)
Two-Mat Area
The ground is even under the two-mat area.
Evaluate
The psychologist evaluated his words and slow even tones.
Reap
The farmer reaps what he sows into sheafs with his light-saber.
Hope
I hope you did not tie the sheafs with linen.
Villain
The wicked villain made off with the farmer’s sheaf and shovel.
Bosom
The part of my body that is bound up from the villain’s gaze is my bosom.
Detach
The top hat wearing villain detached his elbow like a boomerang and belt whips the evil turkey.
Kill
The sheaf atop the tree marks the missile silo that will launch and kill you.
Genuine
Spiderman would not munch on earthworms, but a genuine spider would.
Dull
Dull metal attracts earthworms.
Spicy
Spicy red peppers peppers are like standing on needles.
Resign
My tongue threatened to reign if I so much as taste anything spicy again.
Catalpa
Catalpa are trees with spicy bark.
Superintend
Under the superintendent's house lives a spicy Spice Girl.
Wall
The ketchup bottle exploded, covering the walls and the ground.