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She asks your age, or the subject of age comes up....
I then replied by telling her "ahh forget it, your too young for me" ...asking me how she could possibly be too young for me. "I guess your right, its not your age, you just wouldn't be able to handle me," ...so much, and she has 2 minutes to convince me she can handle me. fact that she can handle me, I occasionally send her teasing comments like, "honey, your wasting my time" or "Why are u not entertaining me" or "ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz". ...OR...I got a shocked look on my face and asked, "How much do you weigh?"
Keep throwing down the challenges...
say "Yea, you're probably not that adventurous". She'll say "Yes I am!". Then say "Well, if you were then you would have asked me for my number and called me already. But you're not. So you didn't...".
Phone message???
"You're a pain. I'll bet you can't keep this up live on a telephone. You're probably too much of a scardey-cat to even TRY it...".
Mixed signal to HOT chick...
“I love your hair, but I don't usually date smokers". She said "what do you mean? I don't smoke." I answered, in a cocky and funny way, by saying that I was sure she did, from the way her teeth looked. "who are you to talk, your teeth aren't perfect." Which was the perfect set up for "Yeah, but that's part of my charm, it makes me more attractive. I know you agree."
Giving a woman a compliment, then putting a backhanded twist on it.
"Wow, your shoes are cute. Did you buy them new?"
"Your hair is pretty. Did your mom do it for you?"
"Nice car. If you're homeless."
The "Good friends" routine...
Then I told her "who knows, you might make a good friend but please get off up the floor and stop proposing to me". "Your making me feel really uncomfortable in front of all these people and besides that I'm not an easy catch".
She appologizes for any reason....you respond
She appologizes for “messy house.” Told her “not to apologize just not to let it happen again.”
She says....Why aren’t you married?
I thought about hooking up with you, but it would be wierd since we’re good friends.
“I thought you were tougher than that, more together. No need to feel insecure; I wont.”
She brings up the SEX topic....
and by the way, the next time a woman looks at you and asks "What do you think the odds of ushaving sex within the next few weeks are?", you need to look her right in the eye and say: "Sex? Hell, I don't even know if you know how to kiss." ...then lean over and kiss her. When you're finished, pull away (you stop the kiss before she does), look back at her, and say: "Hm, I'll have to get back to you about the sex part." COMBINE WITH THE WHISPER.
She gives you any compliment....
"You have excellent taste"...."Look, just because you're being sweet to me doesnt mean I'm going to sleep with you. What? You thought I was THAT easy? Cummon!"
To some hot chick working....salesperson, bartender, waitress....
"How can you possibly get any work done when you're flirting with me all the time? I know I'm a stud and all but if you lose your job, dont think I'm going to support you!"
(after seeing a woman)
"I know we had fun, but please don’t become a stalker and call me 50 times a day or else I'll have the cops pay you a visit with a restraining order in hand!"
(If a woman hints at sex or sometimes I'll bring it up)
"I dont know if I could have sex with you...what if you could only last 2 minutes? I dont know if you can even kiss...I tell you what, I'll THINK about it" (then I kiss her)
(If a woman walks past me)
Me: "What are you doing" (or where are you going?) Her: "I'm going to such and such or I'm doing such and such" Me: "You're a lousy liar...<pause>...It's really ok to admit you were just trying to get a look at me...and as long as you're not a stalker, I may give you a chance!"
(If she makes fun of herself) Her: "I'm such a retard" or "My hair looks awful" or "My lipstick doesnt look good does it?
Me: "Well, I didnt want to say anything!" lol "But I think those guys over there were thinking 'Whats her problem? She's so clueless!"OR Her: "My hair looks bad doesnt it?" (or any other line where she makes fun of herself) Me: "You can say that again!" (with a playful tone)