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Front 1

thatll just be me then

Back 1

ah goodmoring dame chucklbutty i trust you are enjoying the voyage

Front 2

oh yes very much captain pratt i was just going down to the pointy end

Back 2

bow

Front 3

im going of you lot rapidly

Back 3

i must say that camel is not looking very heathly

Front 4

any sign of the black hawk yet captain

Back 4

no not yet but they had a good head start on us and captain black jacks ship is a lot bigger then the happy haddock

Front 5

i hope the princess is alright do you think theyll hold her for randsom

Back 5

my guess is that theyll try to sell her of at a slave market probably the nearest one they can find the princess is hot property in the stolen goods department and theyll want to get rid of her as quickly as possible for as much as possible

Front 6

then we must catch up with the black hawk before that happens

Back 6

(notices crew) back to work men

Front 7

what wil we do when we catch up to the blackhawk sir

Back 7

i dont no yet, lets ind out first and then well decide

Front 8

i have a plan sir

Back 8

theyre we go we have a plan now back to work

Front 9

ay ay sir

Back 9

and remmeber a clena ship is!

Front 10

a happy ship

Back 10

exactly

Front 11

.....

Back 11

i dont like the look of those clouds on the horizon

Front 12

perhaps when we get there they will have disapeared

Back 12

lets hope so

Front 13

the wind is picking up a bit sir, do you want the sails trimmed

Back 13

not at the moment were going to need as much speed as possible if were going to catch up with the black hawk

Front 14

dont you be so cheeky ill get rid of these peelings if it kills me

Back 14

let me show you hows its done dear lady

Front 15

(hands the bucket to captain prat to stand near the upper stage left)

Back 15

now, first you check the wind direction

Front 16

(licks finger)

Back 16

then you throw it over the side

Front 17

(throws it upper stage left)

Back 17

do you see what i mean dame chucklebutty

Front 18

she throws the content of paper over the audeicnce

Back 18

im afraid we have hit the storm (start going side to side)

Front 19

or its hit us

Back 19

either way were in for a bumpy ride

Front 20

well thats your answer youve weighd him down

Back 20

put a lifebouy around his menck if the ship goes down hell sink to the bottom with it

Front 21

is there anything we can do captain

Back 21

im afraid not sinbad well just have to hold on tight ride it out and hope for the best, everyone below and baton the hatches! (end of scene)

Front 22

i could have sworn i heard laughing

Back 22

probably the waves breaking on the rocks

Front 23

this island gives me the creeps as soon as we get of it the better

Back 23

did you know this island has tow of the most remarkable things in the world. one is diamond valley

Front 24

with real diamonds

Back 24

yes and the other is the fabulous giant rock bird

Front 25

never mind about either of them, lets jsut get some fresh food supplys and get back to the happy haddock,s so we can find black jacks ship and more importantly find princess samara

Back 25

i cant believe we got through that storm with only a few tears in the ships sails

Front 26

i think that was down to aunties rock cakes

Back 26

yes i diddnt realise thats what we were using for the ballast, i bought them of a street begger a while ago i heard he built himself a 3 bedroomed house

Front 27

right thats it im not making anymore rock cakes my minds made up so dont try to talk me out of it

Back 27

(in unison) we wont!

Front 28

i think i hear someone coming. willthat be a crew member captain pratt

Back 28

there orders where to stay on bored and mend the sails for sailing on tonights tide

Front 29

i recognise him from the party at the palace hes one of blackjacks crew!

Back 29

they must have been caught in the same storm as us

Front 30

i cant help myself

Back 30

but hes a pirate

Front 31

Further into the valler, the princess seems fine, i dont no how were going to rescue her at the moment, they have weapons and we dont

Back 31

And they outnumber us nearly 4 to 1

Front 32

arent you forgetting coaco and me or dont we count

Back 32

My dear dame chucklebutty we cant possibly expect the camel and you to fight

Front 33

why not

Back 33

because your a lady

Front 34

but whats horrible and big

Back 34

The Giant Rock bird i suppose

Front 35

its not looking good is it

Back 35

on the contrary dottie, we now outnumber them 4 to 3

Front 36

thats in it im going in samaras in there with that thing ive got to save her

Back 36

ill come with you

Front 37

i diddnt no i had an uncle melvin

Back 37

what happened to uncle melvin

Front 38

we need to get out of here fast auntie, the giant rock uis coming after us

Back 38

weve thrown rocks and diamonds at it and it just bounces off

Front 39

it will be here any minute

Back 39

perhaps if we stand still it wont see us

Front 40

poor thing looks hungry ill roll him a cake (dame chucklebutty rolls a cake)

Back 40

i dont think you should antagonise him like that dottie

Front 41

well hes eaton it

Back 41

does he like it?

Front 42

my,my you were a hungry rocky wernt you

Back 42

no dottie its called a rok not a rocky

Front 43

hes nodding so i think he likes the name

Back 43

is he smiling?

Front 44

i cant look

Back 44

it likes her

Front 45

do you want them to think your a big girls blouse

Back 45

why hes nothing more then a large chicken

Front 46

apparently hes the last rock on rock island, the others have all been killed and eaton by passing sailors

Back 46

Rarther like the dodo

Front 47

Not anymore he dosnt

Back 47

dottie you cant possibly stay behind on this island with rocky, youd have no human contact, its out of the question i wont allow it

Front 48

im so gladd you feel that way captain pratt , cause hes coming with us

Back 48

WHAT

Front 49

i think we should all go back to the ship dont you captain. its getting dark and we want to catch the evening tide

Back 49

yes of course if youd like to lead the way dottie and rocky