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登
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To publish (an essay an article...etc)
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The first publisher in his teepee just publishing and eating out of his pot of beans
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绿化
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To make (a location) green by planting trees, to reforest
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We were all made green by all the silk worms and rice grains on the broom. We were made even greener when Andrew and ate the whole lot up.
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解决
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to solve
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Bound up in the glass canopy was a dagger wielding cow. To solve this problem, we got a glass guillotine to freeze it humanely dead.
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污染
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to pollute
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the WATER was so POLLUTED that when we threw in 2 HOOKS, we pulled up SOGGY WOODEN BASEBALL bats.
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沙漠
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desert
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A DESERT has FEW WATERDROPS. Instead of WATER and PLANTS we just get a BIG SUN on the horizon.
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靠近
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to draw near; to approach
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Unless you're a COW'S MOUTH , grass is UNLIKELY to APPROACH YOU. An AXE murdered is likely to be on your STREET right now.
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近
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near; close
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picture an AXE murderer on your STREET getting NEARER and CLOSER with its bloody axe.
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市
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city; municipality
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man who built city...wearing a man wearing TOP HAT and TOWEL
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纪念
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to commemorate
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country...COMMEMORATES....SILK to REMEMBER..dead...NOW HEARTS at ease
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活
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to live/alive
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LIVE need WATER TONGUE
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外交官
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diplomat
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OUTSIDE his house...DIPLOMAT just FATHER in TOPHAT trying to forget BEUROCRAT.
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外交
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diplomacy
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OUTSIDE his house...DIPLOMAT just FATHER in TOPHAT
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确实
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really; indeed
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picture ROCK ANGLES meet to look like cousin IT in a TOP HAT...nothing but TOP HAT and HAIR...indeed weird sight!
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首都
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capital
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to build CAPITAL, need to stick NECK out...I heard the guy was a puppet with big ears (george bush)
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都市
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city; metropolis
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the PUPPET with BIG EARS (George Bush) that built the big metropolis only wears TOP HATS and TOWELS
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关系
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relation; relationship
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The GOLDEN CALF of heaven has a strange RELATIONSHIP to the weather, and made LITTLE SILKWORMS rain from the skies.
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植树节
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Arbor day
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Plant (tree + shovel) tree party
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植树
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to plant trees
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TO PLANT TREES you need the TREES and a SHOVEL. Hippies will also want to take TREES and stick their HANDS on with GLUE.
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非洲
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Africa
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FAYE went to the WATER STATE of AFRICA
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保护
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To protect
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PERSON wants to PROTECT the environment, then the PERSON much us their MOUTHS to speak of TREES and hold up from their HANDS FLAGS with their own BLOOD for dramz
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环境
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environment
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ENVIRONMENT NOT full of JEWELS, but the SUN is like a man wearing a CROWN stretching his LEGS towards the GROUND
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空气
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air
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The HOUSE was CRAFTED with EIGHT HOLES. The AIR got in and blew everyone's SPIRIT away.
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步
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step
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DIAF
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科学家
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scientist
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SCIENTIST will have you believe that there is more than STUDYING WHEAT in a MEASURING SPOON in their science HOUSES...but we know better
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科学
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science
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WHEAT...MEASURING SPOON
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高原
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plateau; highland
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PLATEAU is HIGH MEADOW
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建立
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to build; to establish
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to BUILD you WRITE down plans then STRETCH them out. Then you get a CROWN
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植物园
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botanical garden
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PLANT...THINGS...GARDEN
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植物
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plant
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PLANT...THINGS
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夏令营
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Summer camp
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MY SUMMER CAMP...
in SUMMER I dont want a ROOF above MYSELF and my FEET. Then SOMEONE POOPED on my NOSE. and I locked myself with FLOWERS in the HOUSE away from talking MOUTHS |
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既。。。。又
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both...and
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I have both the sun on my nose and 2 drops of water on my feet.
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接受
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to accept
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Think of a crowned queen beckoning you with her hand. She has chosen to receive and accept you.
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受
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to receive; to accept
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A claw and a hand fighting over who gets to receive the house.
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教育
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to educate; education
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Education should be formal TEACHING. Formal like a tophat, bendable like an elbow and should make you as bright as the moon.
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主意
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idea
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The LORD of the castle had an idea when glitter fell on his head. Why not make his crown shine like the sun and have hearts all over it. PS HE WAS A FAGGOT KING
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继续
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to continue
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In order to CONTINUE using ebay pls review our policy. Allowed items include: silk, uncooked rice and fish hooks. NOT ALLOWED include: silk WORMS, and wigs made out of curly dirt.
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研究
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(to) study; (to) research
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A special envoy was named to STUDY and RESEARCH why the STONE crab has BEGUN to put on TOP HATS (top hats and animal legs) and playing baseball.
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条件
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condition; term
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Pinnoccio: if you wish to change your WOODEN LEGS into HUMAN ones, it is a CONDITION that you kill a cow :( we are means
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移植
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to transplant
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We TRANSPLANTED many wheat stalks to the other TREES. do it right or NEEDLE in your EYE
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移
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to move
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We moved the many wheat stalks to another field
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木屋
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log cabin
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WOOD... cabin with a flag elbow holding up ceiling above the ground
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木（头）
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wood
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屋（子）
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house; room
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看见
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to see, to catch sight of
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Just caught a sight of an eye with human legs
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网
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net
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2 x's caught in a hat
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灵 山
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Mt. Ling (mountain in the subburbs of Beijing)
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He wasnt too bright and set his BROOM on fire
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藏趣园
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the Tibetan botanical garden
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The tibetan garden has a nice GIST
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游览
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To go sight-seeing; to tour
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When I go sightseeing in China, I really want to swim in the changjiang river, and SEE a BAMBOO SWORD.
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览
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To look at; to see
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Imagine yourself LOOKING at a BAMBOO SWORD and thinking how ineffective it would be.
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称呼
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to call/ a form of adress
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When I met you at the wheat field, I didn't know how to ADDRESS YOU. I wanted what came out of my MOUTH to be BALANCED with how great you are.
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称
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to call
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What to CALL YOU who I met in the WHEAT field
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巧
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opportunely; coincidentally;skillful
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COINCIDENTALLY, I CRAFT SNARES quite SKILLFULLY
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差不多
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about the same; almost
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When you lack, you dont see, you craft
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读书
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To read; to study; to attend school
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读
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To read
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哦
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oh; aha
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o, who wame out of my MOUTH
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棒
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(coll.) Good; fine
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TREES are GOOD said the THIRD MAN, but I prefer HIGH GROUND
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留学
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to study abroad
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When I STUDIED ABROAD, all I did was use my ELBOW grease to CUT FIELDS
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父母
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father and mother; parents
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父
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father
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挣
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to earn
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When you EARN money, youre supposed to get a bundle of bills, instead I got a BUNDLE of a BROOM and a STICK :(
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结婚
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to marry
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When you MARRY, its traditional to give SILK to the OLD MOUTH of the mother in law. The wife only gets the FAMILY NAME and no more free DAYS
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网络
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Internet
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The INTERNET is made of weird THREADS. Last week I saw a FOOT AND MOUTH themed porn site!
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搞
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to do; carry on
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When will I be able to DO IT? asked the son. The father took his FINGERS and put them up HIGH and said...youll be able to CARRY ON when you get this high.
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工资
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wages; pay
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Wages are your the CRAFT of your assets. the first paycheck you get you put it towards your bills, and then the NEXT CLAMS you get you save as your assets
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算
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to consider; to calculate
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Please CONSIDER CALCULATING the worth of these...please LOOK at these BAMBOOS on my HANDS pleaded the poor boy.
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高新技术
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new and advanced technology
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We all think NEW AND ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY makes us TALL and NEW, but why I stil have to use my FINGERS to pull this NEEDLE out of my CROTCH? And why do I still have to paint this TREE with arsenic?
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企业
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enterprise;business
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I asked the MAN where his BUSINESS had gone, and he said he had STEPPED on it in a MAGICAL DUEL.
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个人
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individual (person)
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凑合
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(coll.)to make due; to be passable; to be not too bad
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The arrogant THIRD MAN was frozen into heaven by god, who then POOPED IN HIS MOUTH. Then he said man must MAKE DUE with what he is given. This story isn't too bad, eh?
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照相
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to take a picture
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When you TAKE A PICTURE, the shiny flash SHINES all around like shiny FIRE so that you can remember that TREE you saw with your EYE
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欣赏
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To appreciate; to enjoy
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You truly wont APPRECIATE and ENJOY life untl you AXE out the YAWNS and stop spending MONEY so OFTEN
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美丽
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beautiful
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Its as BEAUTIFUL as 2 HALF MOONS under a roof
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名不虚传
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to have a well deserved reputation
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XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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地道
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pure; typical; genuine
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To be pure and genuine, one typically must do things dao-y
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中间
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middle; centre
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in the MIDDLE of the DOORWAY there was a large SUN
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办法
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way; means; measure; method
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The was is the matter in which you gather STRENGTH and let out (2) drops of sweat.
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隐私
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privacy; personal secret
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Get your EAR ready, Im going to violate my neighbours PRIVACY. That BROOM they're always using? Its made out of a bundle of his dead kids HEARTs. and he told me it was just wheat and Elbow grease.. HA!
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住房
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house; lodgings housing
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什么的
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and so on and so on; etc
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背包
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knapsack; backpack
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背
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to carry
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you carry all your EIGHT on the FLASH of your BACK
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包
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bag; sack sachel
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imagine a BAG made up of BOUND UP MOUTHS FISHOOKED on your back instead of straps
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关心
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to be concerned with
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The nice thing about being a GOLDEN CALF is that you get to have your HEART concerned with nothing.
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认为
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to think; to consider
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Have you given a THOUGHT to CONSIDERING metting ma DAWEI?
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友好
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friendly
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friendly friends are good
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好奇
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curious
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you are curious enough to fondle a saint bernard whose mouth was nailed shut. Bad idea!!!!!!!
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清楚
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clear
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it is clear to me that water, no matter how bright will not turn wood into cloth
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比上不足比下有余
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better than some; but not as good as others
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walking man poops two little poops
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够
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enough; sufficient
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it may have been sufficient to simply bind up mouths when we've had enough of people, but many moons have passed and it is no longer sufficient
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花
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to spend
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picture a woman spending flowers instead of cash
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母亲
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mother
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mother has nipples, a crown and a small baby
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母
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mum
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河
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river
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the river is where the water can flow
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知识
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knowledge
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knowledge comes out of your mouth like an arrow. I know that although the crown has a mouth, it has no language.
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地理
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geography
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geography on the ground is amazing, we paid many jewels to measure its RI
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只要
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as long as
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as long as the animal mouth doesn't head west, the women won't scream
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成绩
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achievement
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having a fiesta on a cliff is quite an achievement to bind up. For the fiesta we brought silk and seashells to commemorate his growing up
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面积
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area
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there have been reports of a mask wearing mouth crabs slinking around the wheat area
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万
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tenthousand
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平方公里
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square kilometer
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平方
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square
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a square is up to scale and you can fit a thousand drops in it
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公里
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kilometre
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a kilometre is just a public ri
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世界
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world
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in one more generation, the world will be crammed into one rice paddy
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人口
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population
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population is a bunch of people with hungry mouths
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包括
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to include
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you should include someone else's fish hook mouths in your bundle, not yours so stop holding onto your tongue
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亿
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a hundred million
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andrew came in second to say how big the world was. He said a hundred million, so I stuck a fish hook through his mouth
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正确
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correct
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the first step was the correct one. First bundle up all of the stones, then throw them in the glass greenhouse
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山峰
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mountain peak
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mountain peaks are the place on the mountain when you are done scraping your legs on bushes
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米
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metre
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picture metres and metres of rice
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摇篮
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cradle
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picture a cradle being rocked by a claw and inside is just a tin can. The cradle itself is made of three legs of bamboo, and the other one a sword. And instead of a rug, there is nothing but dirt.
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俄罗斯
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russia
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Russian people's ego is best seen at night. This is when they often hide their axes in their bushel baskets.
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大陆
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Mainland of china
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Mainland of China is big I hear. It has a lot of dirt mountains.
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台湾
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Taiwan (gj china)
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Taiwan people often put themselves on a pedestal, but we know their water is red and the people only want dollar bills.
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香港
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Hong Kong
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Hong Kong is the land of wheat and sun, water and delicious salads. The food delicacies are crab-legs and fish-hooked mouths.
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澳门
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Macao
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Macao is a watery land. A drop in the distance and looks like a big piece of rice. The gateway to China.
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西藏
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Tibet (rolleyes)
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The west is very concerned with Tibet. Although it is a land of flowers, it is also a land of jagged cliffs, slaves and certainly not a land of fiestas.
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珠穆朗玛峰
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Mount Qolongma (Mt. Everest)
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Everest is a vermillion jewel of land. The wheat grows white with small shadows being cast by the top of the silver moon. You can either ride a jade horse to the summit, or walk up the mountain among the bushes.
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黄河
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The Yellow river
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Picture a salad with yellow bits, sprouts, animal legs and brains. The yellow river is the water that can go with it.
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中华
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Formal name for china
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China is a weird middle country, where people eat needles with spoons.
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长江
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The CHangjiang river (Yangtze)
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The CHangjiang is a long creek.
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旅游
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to tour
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when you go on a tour, picture an asian with a banner climbing a mountain with a person already on it, then jumping up the mountain and going swimming.
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游
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To travel; to tour
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when you tour, you swim
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名胜古迹
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scenic spots and historical sites
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名胜
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scenic spots
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scenic spots are famous and move your flesh all the way to your cells
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古迹
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historical sites
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historical sites are old, red and take up entire roads
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自然
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natural; nature
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I like nature. Where else can you find yourself? And unless you come upon the flesh of a chihuahua being roasted by hungry hikers, there's nothing to fear.
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感觉
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feeling/to feel
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feel like the feeling you're feeling is a cold. Picture you going to a doctor, that's just an eye with human legs wearing a graduate's hat
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云
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cloud
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two clouds shaped like two noses
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松树
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pine tree
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picture a tree company, it has gone public and it sells pine trees.
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树
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tree
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a hippie loves trees so much that he glues his crotch onto it
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海
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sea
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奇怪
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strange; surprising odd
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it's surprising and strange how the heart's valves look like coiled thread
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棵
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a measure word for trees and plants
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I measured two trees on the field
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黄山
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Mt Huang
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mount huang is the yellow mountain
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迎客松
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Guest welcoming pine (on mt. Huang)
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the welcoming pine was made into a box of stamps left on the road. As each house had a way of welcoming you, so did this tree once have.
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太极剑
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taijijian ancient Chinese swordplay
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a fat man practising taijijian next to a tree with cigarette on one hand and sword on the other.
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剑
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sword
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a sword hidden in an umbrella with a claw as a handle
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街
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street
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two people take two nails and bind them into two piles of dirt and called it a street
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活动
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to move about/activity
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life is hard enough, without trying to move about clouds. What strength you would need.
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跳
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to jump; to leap
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man with a wooden leg jumping over a sleeping turtle
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跳舞
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to dance
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to dance is really to jump and pretend to dance
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舞
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dance
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remember your stupid story
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敲锣打鼓
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to beat drums and gongs
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beat gong, beat drum
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敲
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to beat; to knock on
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imagine a high yelp as a man is beaten on his crotch with a wand
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锣
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gong
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a gong is made of gold and it is beautiful under the night's eye
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打
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to beat
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鼓
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drum
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a gentleman is playing a drum, he put some beans into his mouth and doesn't even notice when he accidentally beats his crotch ten times instead
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扭秧歌
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to do the yange dance
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扭
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to twist
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fingers twisting on the broom to get out the stick stuck inside
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秧歌
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yangge dance
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man with a cowboy hat next to a wheat field, with his younger brother yawning at his efforts
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民间
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folk
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picture a folk festival. There are flags and a big white homemade spoon, and a big gate to let the hippie sun in.
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舞蹈
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dance
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a dance is a dance of course. You step with your wooden leg, and jump away from the boiling pot
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叫做
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to be called
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imagine four mouths and you don't know what they are called. What will you do? The people are all old and they seem like taskmasters, and they certainly wouldn't be pleased that you forgot their names.
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动作
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movement; action
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the movement of clouds takes tremendous strength. A person would need a saw to even consider it.
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简单
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simple
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for the animals they just need a gate made of bamboo to let the sun in and ten paddocks to let their horns have room
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老人
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senior; elderly man and woman
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出汗
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to sweat
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to sweat is when water comes out on your dry side
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要不
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otherwise; or else
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wear the bowtie otherwise the western women won't come
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手
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hand
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武术
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martial arts
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martial arts involves correct steps and a single arrow. The arrow goes over the trees like a drop in the distance.
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生病
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to fall ill
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to fall ill is for disease to be born
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病
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to fall ill;disease
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后来
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afterwards; later
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afterwards is when later comes
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上班
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to go to work
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when you go to work, you rely on your wages, but often your boss cuts straight through your jade for himself.
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早上
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(Early) morning
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in the early morning the sunflowers rise above the soil
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最近
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recently
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the recent time, of recently is the most near time
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街心花园
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a landscaped island at an intersection of avenues
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this islet, was made in-between these streets with a lot of hearts and flowers, and thus got a nice little garden
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围
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to surround
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so the bushes didn't come undone, he surrounded the gate with half a cow
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下棋
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to play chess
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I played chess under the tree, on the big bushel
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立交桥
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overpass
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when father lived under the overpass, he traded his crown for a tattered tophat. He just had the trees, the skies and half a river
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桥
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bridge
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the bridge was made out wood, under the skies. It only covered half a river.
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听见
|
to hear
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to hear a lie is like someone shoots an axe from their mouth. Better it reach your ear than your eye.
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爱好者
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lover (of arts of sports etc); enthusiast
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a lover of love fondling puppets
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退休
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to retire
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sometimes retirees throw their remaining silver on the road and rest under trees
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休闲
|
to take recreation
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instead of taking recreation under a tree, why not take it and build a doorway out of wood?
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方式
|
way
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I will trade ten thousand drops of blood, for one crafted arrow shirt. Now that's the way to style.
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做操
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to do gymnastics
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for gymnastics, one person often old, stands and counts while the other three wrap their fingers on a wood pole and twirl.
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跑步
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to jog
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picture someone jogging, they have a wooden leg. When they want to run faster, a hook comes and binds their mouths, pulling them back. So instead they must do the slow step of a jog.
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对面
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opposite side
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on the opposite side, you will find the correct mask
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网吧
|
internet cafe
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net BA~~~~~
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门口
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doorway
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the doorway is like the room's mouth
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舞厅
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ballroom
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the pretty girl asks for a ballroom, but instead got nailed to the cliff.
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入乡随俗
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When in rome do as the romans
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enter runny nose, I heard the street has a person that sees floating animal legs when they put an umbrella in their mouth
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服务员
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Attendant/waitor waitress
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the waiter often serves stamps in the flesh, he's showing off his crotch. His legs have tremendous strength, and he got many tips of shells in his mouth.
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壶
|
kettle/pot
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the gentleman had a kettle in his house that he won in a duel
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点心
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light refreshments
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稍
|
Slightly; a little
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the flame only singed the wheat a little
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茶馆
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tea house
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了解
|
To understand; to find out
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I understand completely why the knife-wielding cow was tied up in the glasshouse
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风俗
|
custom
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it is customary that wind be caught in nets by a person with animal legs holding an umbrella in his mouth
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热闹
|
Lively
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闹
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Noisy
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说话
|
To speak; to talk
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speak with language and tongue
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声音
|
sound; voice
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声
|
Sound; voice
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更
|
More
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最
|
Most
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舞台
|
Stage
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搬
|
To move; to take away
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move the boat with your fingertips to find the missile
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场所
|
place
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I want a place where I can keep my dirt, my knots, my flags and my axes
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发现
|
to find; to discover
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when you discover a heat on your crotch, you pay lots of jewels to not see it
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一边
|
at the same time
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聊天
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to chat
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chat goes into your ear, like two stamps to heaven
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安静
|
quiet
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quietness is peaceful and bright and rakes all of your troubles away
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比如
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to give an example
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咖啡馆
|
cafe
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看法
|
opinion
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opinions are the way you see law
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正常
|
normal; regular
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normal is correct and the thing you do most often
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筷子
|
chopsticks
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chopsticks are made of bamboo and if you don't know how to use them it cuts your heart like a guillotine
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刀叉
|
knife and fork
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knife and crotch
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叉子
|
fork
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when you stick a fork in your crotch it bleeds
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食物
|
food
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food is eatable things
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放
|
to put
|
ten thousand droplets were counted and put in the basin
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块
|
piece; lump
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pieces of dirt coming off a guillotine
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盘子
|
plate
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your mother serves you a strange dish with a ship instead of food
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切
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to cut to slice
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try to picture yourself cutting with a spoon, not a knife
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嘴
|
mouth
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picture a strange artpiece that is just a mouth being fed a leg on a spoon encased in a glass house
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手指
|
Finger
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finger pointing to a spoon holding a sun
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舔
|
To lick
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picture a tongue licking a little bit of heaven and a single piece of spit falls from it
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干净
|
clean
|
clean until its dry with an ice-rake
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这样
|
so; such
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such as the sheep
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西餐
|
western style food
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礼轻情意重
|
The gift is trifing but the sentiment is profound
|
the gift is a young car and it makes the heart bright and your idea of happiness doubles
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节日
|
Festival
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准备
|
To prepare
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to prepare ice is difficult is yes, by try doing splits over a rice field
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月饼
|
Mooncake
|
start eating a double moon cake
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水果
|
fruit
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啤酒
|
beer
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beer goes in your mouth, but when drops reach your brain this alcohol only leaves ten brain cells
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赏
|
To admire; to enjoy
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I admire how often you spend money
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纪念品
|
souvenir
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希望
|
Hope/to hope
|
picture a woman in a burkah when a net above her head that catches all of her wishes, and then saying "boo"
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毛笔
|
writing brush
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writing brush is like a bamboo hand
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文房四宝
|
4 treasures of study
|
in order to house my four treasures of the study, for a literary house I'll trade you four of my jade houses
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之一
|
one of
|
one of the many ZZZZZZZs
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名牌
|
famous brand
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famous name brands like k-mart sell beer
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书法
|
calligraphy
|
calligraphy is the book writing law
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围巾
|
scarf
|
scarf encloses your neck with towels
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戴
|
to put on/ to wear
|
put on a dirt hat on your brain and a crab salad in your tummy, and you have yourself a fiesta
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那么
|
so; like that
|
NAME you idiot
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收
|
to receive
|
open up your buttcheeks and receive the four taskmasters in your arse
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小意思
|
small token
|
small token for a small thought
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干杯
|
toast; cheers
|
when you say cheers, you drink dry the cup
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月亮
|
moon
|
moon floats in the sky
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中秋节
|
Mid autumn festival
|
mid autumn festival is in the middle of the year when wheat is set on fire
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春节
|
Spring festival
|
every year on the spring festival the third man jumps to the sun
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不过
|
however; but
|
however I don't spend time figuring out the theory of relativity
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称赞
|
to praise
|
I praise you, the one I met next to the wheat. For the two-before times you gave me money
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表示
|
to show;to express;expression
|
show me watches, two of them, small
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感谢
|
to thank
|
I have this feeling, I need to thank you
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尊重
|
To respect; to value
|
I respect that you made alcohol out of animal horns and glue, but please don't make it a double
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得到
|
to get
|
to get it, I must arrive
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惊喜
|
pleasant surprise
|
the pleasant surprise made my heart happy in beijing. Someone put a bean in my mouth covered with dirt
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别人
|
other people
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一般
|
ordinary
|
ordinarily, one boat has one missile
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重要
|
Important
|
it's important you double the western women if you want the nigras to come
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友谊
|
Friendship
|
friends know the language of friendship, something about houses and eyes?!?@?@?@?@?
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担心
|
to worry
|
don't worry about grabbing with your fingers the nighbreak, or you'll break your heart
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糖
|
sweets; candy
|
sweets are made from rice, harvested on a cliff. It's customary to bring it to your mouth with a broom
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特色
|
characteristic
|
its special characteristic is that it's a special colour
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意见
|
idea;suggestion
|
ideas can often be seen
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欢迎
|
to welcome
|
while he thought she would welcome his crotch, she just yawned and put his box of stamps on the road
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书房
|
study
|
in your book room there are ten-thousand flags
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墙
|
wall
|
it's a wall made of dirt and when you stabbed it a couple of times, blood came out
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挂
|
to hang
|
instead of hanging pictures, imagine some weirdo hanging dirt with his fingers
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字画
|
calligraphy painting
|
calligraphy is a character picture
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书架
|
bookshelf
|
picture a weird bookshelf full of books, heroin to give you strength and mouth of course made out of wood
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古书
|
Ancient book
|
old book duh
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整齐
|
Tidy;neat
|
neaten the place up, put the tree inside and sort everything correctly. Make sure to jam each sentence in as well
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摆
|
to put; to place
|
I placed my fingers in my eye trying to get the dirt out. It fell on my nose instead.
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盆景
|
bonsai
|
pots are just pieces of dishes glued together. In beijing they often put suns in it
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长
|
To grow
|
I want to grow something tall
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开花
|
to bloom
|
when you bloom, you open flowers up
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君子兰
|
kafir lilly
|
omg kaffir kun, you are such a cute kid lol only 3 and already have grown horns
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叶子
|
leaf
|
instead of leaves, picture ten mouths on a tree
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养
|
to grow; to raise
|
the third man wanted to grow horns, so he got on stilts to ask god.
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比较
|
to compare
|
I went to compare cars for popeye and his tophat to buy.
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人们
|
people
|
kill yourself
|
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作品
|
work of literature or art
|
often when jerks talk about works of art, it really is just somebody making shit for commerce
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浇
|
to water
|
picture somebody watering two mounds of dirt on a table, the dirt is sliding off and merging together
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修整
|
to prune; to trim
|
a man is using a walking stick to prune his father's legs. We made his shadow neater.
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艺术
|
art
|
picture a weird art project, with flowers and fishhooks, covering a blood-stained tree
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|
园艺师
|
horiculturist
|
horticulturalist is a garden art teacher
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园艺
|
gardening
|
gardening is garden art
|
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师
|
expert;master
|
an expert is often a teacher
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|
练
|
to practice
|
I practice weaving with silk. One 'L' shaped hook, makes small stitches
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书法家
|
calligrapher
|
calligraphers are specialists in knowing that their books are law
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弟子不必不如师
|
Disciples are not necessarily inferior to their teachers
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弟子
|
disciple
|
disciples are really brother children
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不必
|
not necessarily
|
when your heart hears not necessarily, it gets cut up
|
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师不必贤于弟子
|
Teachers are not necessarily more capable than their students
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贤
|
Able
|
an able person does not cut up their crotch with a knife
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句子
|
sentence
|
sentences are bound to fit in your mouth
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意思
|
meaning; idea
|
yisi
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不如
|
to be not as good as
|
your mouth is not as good as my lady's mouth
|
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|
高明
|
brilliant; wise
|
a brilliant person has tall, bright ideas
|
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文学家
|
Writer
|
a writer is simply a culture student
|
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互相
|
Mutually; one another
|
mutually is two walls together, made of wood and brought before your eye for inspection
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谦虚
|
Modest
|
when you're modest, your language gets bound up in pleasantries. Even tigers feel as awkward as two wizards in a duel
|
|
|
唐代
|
tang dynasty
|
the tang dynasty was the best dynasty of all because it was the candy dynasty. Also every person had an arrow
|
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传说
|
legend
|
the legend is that a man put a bean in the ground and it grew long roots, or so they say
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晕
|
to feel dizzy
|
you feel dizzy when you spend all day housed in a car
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再说
|
what's more
|
What's more- said again
|
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|
tba
|
hot and spicy
|
People who can eat hot and spicy foods deserve crowns, 10 of them. They often feel like they have a tree in their insides.
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船
|
boat/ship
|
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可
|
truly; indeed
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讲
|
to speak; to tell to eplain
|
Allan Shore often speaks word salad
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怕
|
to fear; to be afraid of
|
your heart is afraid of turning white
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晕船
|
sea sickness
|
sea sickness is when you feel dizzy on a boat
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可乐
|
cola
|
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tba
|
taste; flavour
|
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连
|
even
|
cars should be even along the street
|
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|
医务室
|
clinic
|
clinics are the place where doctors stretch out your legs and see if they are strong. in a little room
|
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着
|
(used after a verb as a complement to indicate the result)
|
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刮
|
to blow
|
blow a sword from your tongue
|
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凉
|
cool; cold
|
it gets cold when Beijing freezes over
|
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神女峰
|
goddess peak
|
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四川
|
sichuan province
|
sichuan has 4 rivers
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湖北
|
hubei province
|
Hubei is wet, old and they eat lots of flesh of the north
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湖南
|
hunan province
|
hunan is wet old, but they eat flesh of the south
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三峡
|
three gorges of the yangtze river
|
the 3 gorges of the Yangtze river: there are 3, separated by dirt and they sure are big with water droplets everywhere
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日
|
sun; daytime
|
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迷
|
to confuse; to enchant/fan
|
I'm confused and enchanted as to why people throw rice on the road at weddings
|
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为
|
for
|
For Ma Da Wei? anything
|
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首
|
measure word for poems and songs
|
one neck poem
|
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|
诗
|
poem
|
|
|
|
两岸猿声啼不住
|
Monkeys on both banks keep calling
|
Monkeys on both baks keep calling. there are 2 of us on the mountains, but there are 1000 in the cliff. Monkeys make their voices heard, with loud
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轻舟已过万重山
|
but my boat passed ranges upon ranges of mountains
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止
|
to stop
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游船
|
pleasure boat
|
pleasure boat
|
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久
|
long (time)
|
worms? are bound up people made a long time ago
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山水
|
landscape; mountain and water
|
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山水画
|
landscape painting
|
lanscape paintings are mountain and water paintings
|
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指
|
to point out
|
to point out with your finger the giant spoon
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来往
|
to come and go
|
to come and go towards cement?
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夜
|
night
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坝
|
dam
|
the dam is held together by dirt and seashells
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李白
|
Li bai
|
Li bai had a white smart the out of his head
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西王母
|
Queen mother of the west
|
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挺
|
very; quite
|
I worked my fingers to the bone getting a VERY good garden
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节约
|
to save; to economize
|
When you save money it's like a celebration. Wear your silk and drink from your best ladle
|
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|
一辈子
|
for all; throughout one's life; lifetime
|
throughout one's life it is unnecessary to have more than one car if you only have one child
|
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世纪
|
Century
|
It takes a century for silk to turn hard enough to use as a fish hook
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分之
|
used to express a fraction or percentage
|
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生命
|
life
|
in life you are born, then you have a meeting of mouths and then get stamped in a grave
|
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金钱
|
money
|
money- 2 kinds
|
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倍
|
times; multiples; -fold
|
I can't count the number of times Andrew has stuck a vase in his mouth
|
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金子
|
gold
|
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就是
|
even if
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艰苦
|
arduous; hard
|
it's hard to keep your crotch silver and your old flowers alive
|
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朴素
|
simple; plain
|
a simple, plain wand will do for magic, but when you grow up you should get a small one made of silk
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勤俭
|
hardworking and thrifty
|
when I was 20, I was half grown up, worked hard and was thrifty, so when andrew came around we could afford to attend clan meetings
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日子
|
day; life
|
a day in the life of a child
|
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生产
|
to produce; production
|
production is giving birth to things like vases that can withstand falling from cliffs
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经济
|
economy
|
the economy is as delicate as a thread, especially when people like sue are allowed to manufacture stupid shit like wet plaid tent to stuff people in
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管
|
to bother about; to mind
|
don't bother about building a bamboo house, it's bad for the spine
|
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积蓄
|
to save/ savings
|
to save savings, you have to make sure that behind the wheat there are no mouthy crabs, they like to steal flowers, top hats and threads and hide them in fields
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贷款
|
to provide or to ask for a loan/loan
|
when you provide or ask for a loan, the banks send men to shoot arrows at you if you don't pay back your shells. The sometimes send samurais with 2 small swords to stab you while yawning
|
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贷
|
to borrow or to lend/loan
|
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疯
|
mad/crazy
|
when you're crazy; you're sick with wind
|
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款
|
money
|
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借债
|
to borrow money
|
a person borrowed debt
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债
|
debt
|
debt makes people grow up fast without money
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绝对
|
absolute
|
there's absolutely no way that I'm taking silk bundles of hooked eyes, putting them on my crotch and applying glue
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困难
|
difficult/difficulty
|
it's difficult when you wall in trees and make turkeys sniff your crotch
|
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米
|
rice
|
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丢人
|
to lose face; to be disgraced
|
lit. to lose face
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按时
|
timely; prompt; on time
|
please, in a timely manner receive time
|
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信用
|
credit
|
credit is what a person speaks to get whatever it is they want to use
|
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稳定
|
stable
|
the stable is where you keep the wheat, bunches of brooms and hearts. Definitely!
|
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付
|
to pay
|
when you fail to pay, you get a bill collector glued to you
|
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其余
|
the other; the rest
|
the other bushell basket is where we keep the 2 small umbrellas
|
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商品经济
|
commodity economy
|
in a commodities economy, you sell vases, helmets, crabs legs to willing mouths. Goods, that's the kind of economy.
|
|
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商品
|
commodity; goods
|
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跟
|
to follow
|
follow behind those with silver
|
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观念
|
concept
|
I saw some weird concept art involving crotches and eves
|
|
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时代
|
time; era
|
the era was a time of people and arrows
|
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变
|
to change
|
my crotch changed to a red colour
|
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实现
|
to realize
|
I realize that buying stock now was a bad idea.
|
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好处
|
advantage; benefit
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the only good advantage to my new powers is that I can replace my walking legs with a wave of the wand
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享受
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to enjoy; enjoyment
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Tell children enjoy enjoyments such as dropping houses from their claws to their crotches
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季节
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season (longer)
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seasons are when wheat-haired children partner
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季
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season (short)
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气候
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climate
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climate is when the weather be changing
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复杂
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complicated
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if you want to stretch an umbrella over the sun and use your legs to carry it, it's going to get complicated, you'll need 9+1 unusual people to help
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梦话
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words uttered in ones sleep; nonsense
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梦
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dream
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热带
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torrid zone; the tropics
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the torrid zone is where the heat carries
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寒带
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fridgid zone; the artic
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the arctic is where the cold carries
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各
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each; every
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each person walks around with their mouth
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暖气
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heating
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heating from the sun's heat heats claws faster than 2 sticks and a crotch. That's the kind of weather I like
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羽绒服
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down coat
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a down coat is mostly made of feathers and silk. You can sew it up with arrows or needles. Neat clothes.
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有时候
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sometimes (longer)
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sometimes you...?
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有时
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sometimes (shorter)
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动
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to move
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to move clouds it would take a lot of strength
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裙子
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skirt
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skirt is made of cloth and it is held together by bunches of threads to make mouths done
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最好
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had better; ot would be best
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you better
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凉快
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cool
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when it's cool as ice in Beijing, hearts are guillotined with annoyed
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了
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to end up
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I often end up in the past
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除了。。。以外
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except; besides
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except the hearing loss and besides, the umbrella stuck their heads to the two small children had good pants
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路线
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route; itinerary
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each road has a route, like a silver thread holding coins, itineraries often break
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草原
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grassland
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the grassland is where you see early flowers on the meadow
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选择
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to select; choice
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to select the right man on the road, you point at their crotches and see which one looks more like a brush
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江南
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south of the changjiang river
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the river south
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内蒙
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inner mongolia
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inner mongolian national dress is people in large helmets, they decorate their roofs where they have one pig in it
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东北
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the north east
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现代
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modern
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modern time is the new dynasty
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伟大
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great
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all the great people look through three melting large candles
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诗人
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poet
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poets often take their speech to the grounds and stretch them
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小时候
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in one's childhood
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one's childhood is one's small time
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背
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To recite from memory
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to recite from memory is to recite from the skin of one's back
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床前明月光
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In front of the bed, the light of the bright moon shines
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the bed's front bed.. front shine moonlight
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疑是地上霜
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Suspect there is frost on the ground
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举头望明月
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Raise my head and gaze at the bright moon
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低头思故乡
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lower my head and think of home
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熟
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familiar
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when you're familiar, you feel mellow, when tall fat children get cast over an open flame, until they mellow
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页
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page
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picture a handle turning pages of money
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家书抵万金
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A letter from home is worth a fortune in gold
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and a home book is worth a finger with a paper cut, not 10,000 gold
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珍贵
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valuable; precious
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the king's valuable priceless umbrella was traded for 3 strands of expensive hair
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封
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（measure word for letters)
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you measure letters by gluing small dirt pieces and counters
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<<唐诗选>>
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Selected Tang poems
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has tang poetry for the discerning gentle
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杜甫
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du fusss
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du fu often sat next to a tree on the ground. he used 10 drops of blood to write his poetry
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莎士比亚
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Shakespeare
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shakespeare's poetry begat flowers and hot deserts.He was a gentleman without compare and with azn teeth
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埋单
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to pay a bill
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you pay bills so you don't get thrown in the dirt, get your computer taken away and so you can afford 10 paddocks for your horns
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晚饭
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Supper; dinner
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越。。。越
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the more...the more
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餐厅
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dining hall
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味道
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taste; flavour
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账单
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Bill (bill list)
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the bill is for many shells and is long. I will have to mortgage my 10 horn paddocks
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回
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measure word for things or the times of an action
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抢
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to snatch; to make efforts to be the first; to fight for
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he snatched the umbrella with his fingers, and decided not to use his hook
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约
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to ask; to invite in advance
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I would like to invite you in advance to our silk and wooden ladle party
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由
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By
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明白
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to understand; to realize
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a bright white brain is needed to understand
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AA 制
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To go dutch
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this dutch horse is wearing an apron and wielding a sword
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请客
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To invite(to dinner) usually with the intention to pay
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invite guests
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笑话
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joke
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a joke is a smile language
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球场
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ground or court for ball games
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ball land
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橄榄球
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american football
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nobody cares
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添
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to add; to increase
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the wet sky is increased in wetness bit by bit, a drop at a time
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大方
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generous
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being generous is a big way
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事先
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in advance; beforehand
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please look at this business in advance, first look at the advances
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最后
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final; last
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the last thing you see is the most hair?
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羊肉
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mutton
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mutton is sheep meat
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班
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class
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class is like work
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烤全羊
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whole roasted lamb
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lit. roast whole sheep
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按
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according to
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according to the queen with her crown and scepter, you're an idiot
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抬
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to lift; to raise
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lift your finger from your nose to your mouth
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酒杯
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wine cup
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lit. wine cup
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民歌
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folk song
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picture a folk festival with large flag proclaiming homemade spoons. Gaby is standing around yawning.
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饭店
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hotel
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hotel is a food store, yay room service
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首先
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first of all; firstly
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first of all, clean your neck mister!
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敬酒
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to politely offer a cup of wine; to propose a toast
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when you impose a toast or offer a cup of wine in Japan, you have to use keigo or they will spit the wine out
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敬
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to respect; to politely offer
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尊敬
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to respect; to honour
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please forgive me if I don't drink your horn and glue wine, I still honour you
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举
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to hold up; to raise
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然后
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after that
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after that it was so hot my mom bought an AC
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接着
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to follow; to carry on/then
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you continue doing something - or follow on only after the queen has given you permission
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愉快
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joyful; cheerful
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my heart is joyful, as my once crowded umbrella can now fit the moon and my sword. My heart quickens at the thought
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蒙族
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Mongolian ethnic group
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the mongolians put a wreath of flowers to symbolize they have one pig under their roof. They also place banners on their arrows
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新疆
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Xinjiang
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the wiggers are newly upset by how their bowstrings are turning into dirt, and how they have to fit 2 paddocks in every 3 metres
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太太
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Mrs; madam
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madam, you're a double fatty
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嫁
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(of a woman) to marry
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when a woman marries, she becomes a lady to the house
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新婚
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newly married
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the newly married woman has a new last name and days of woman work to look forward to
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幸福
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happy
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I will happily use dirt to clean my half sheep, but I would go far to honour her wish to use this stick in her mouth, not her brain
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政府
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government
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the government is the correct task master, they are the stone ready to roll down the cliff at any moment. So people, don't steal glue
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登记
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to register
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When you register a wedding, you publish it in the newspaper so you don't forget
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结婚证
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marriage certificate
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marriage word is correct
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喜糖
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wedding sweets
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wedding is where you have preferred rice sweets
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举行
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to hold ( a meeting, ceremony etc)
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when you hold some meetings, people will be happy if you don't hold it in the brush when they come
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婚礼
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wedding ceremony
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a wedding is the woman's wish for a happy gift of life
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贴
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To paste; to stick
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红双喜字
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The red (double happiness) character
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red, double, prefer, character
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双喜
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Double happiness
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双
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pair
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a pair of 2 yous
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新娘
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bride
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wife is the new lady with the tears on her body
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花轿
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bridal sedan chair
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the bridal chair is adorned with flowers, it is a vehicle for getting over the bridge of marriage
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宴席
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banquet; feast
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the banquet is held in the house with the chimney and lasts the whole day. The woman is often tired by this. It is not advisable to hold it on a cliff, but if you must, bring back large cauldrons and wear aprons
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客人
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guest
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guest person
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教堂
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Church; cathedral
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The church is the hall for learning
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亲戚
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relative
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a relative is usually one little person who wears a crown. You have to hold a parade for every little step they take with their canes or they get pissed
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表姐
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older female cousin
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the older female cousin is the showy older sister
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知是
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only;just
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Only just what you know is shi
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岳父
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Father in law (wifes father)
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Father in law are the soldiers and it takes climbing a mountain to be able to call them dad
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岳母
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(the wife's mother)
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mother in law are the soldiers and it takes climbing a mountain to be able to call them mum
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杰克
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jack
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Jack likes trees and blood, and overcoming his teenage smack addiction
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李玉兰
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Liyulan
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Liyulan is li , jade and 3 horned
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开口
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To opens once mouth, to start talking (about something embarrassing)
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Is to start the verbal diarrhea from your mouth
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口
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mouth
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box mouth
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商量
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to discuss, to talk over
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Lets talk over some commerce, how much is the sun divided by a computer?
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俩
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two (people)
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people, 2 of them
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脑筋
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brain; mind; way of thinking
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Brain is the skin part that acts like the bodys wind chimney, you cant process bamboo, and skin is also hard to process
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规矩
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rules, customs; manners
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Theres rules about sticking sticks in trees to look at. You cant make arrows and you cant make slaves
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生气
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to get angry
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When you get angry, you birth your temperature
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大事
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important matter; major issue
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a major issue is a big issue
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邻居
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neighbour
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My neighbours are cold, I hear. They also put up the flags of old
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胡同
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lane; alley
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The old alleys were only lit by moonlight. They were all the same
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批评
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to criticize
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you criticize someone you point at them and compare them. You use your language to dry out their 2 hopes
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决定
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to decide; to make up one's mind
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no matter how much this chills and cuts your heart, you have to make up your mind, of course
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厨师
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cook; chef
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The cook lives in the cave and cooks beans with glue. He is a teacher we shouldnt learn from
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姑爷
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son-in-law
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Son in law is the ladys old dad
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悉尼
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Sydney
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Sydney is the land of 2 wheats and hearts. Its also where fold festivals are
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