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Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!!
Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they
dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies.
Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama is so dumb that when i told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
yo momma so fat sho has to use a matress for a tampon
yo momma so fat sho has to use a matress for a tampon
yo momma so fat sho has to use a matress for a tampon
yo momma so fat sho has to use a matress for a tampon
Yo mamma is so fat she goes to the restaurant, looks at the menu, and says, "okay."
Yo mamma so fat: when she gets on the scale it says, "to be continued."
Yo mamma is so fat: She eats Wheat Thicks.
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.
What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant.
Is it mine?
Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
What's the similarity between a blonde and a dog's turd?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What's the difference between a blonde and the titanic ?
You know how many men went down on the titanic.
What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board ?
Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.
How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board ?
Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.
How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear...
How does a blonde turn the light out after sex?
She shuts the car's door.
What do blondes use for protection during sex?
Bus Shelters.
What does a blonde say after having sex ?
What team do you guys play for!
What's the difference between a Walrus and a blonde?
One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the stove.
If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first?
The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.
How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
None, it should be open when she brings it to him.
Why do bald people put holes in there pockets?
So they can rub there fingers through their hair.
Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!!
Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window.
Yo mama is so dumb that when i told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
yo momma so fat sho has to use a matress for a tampon
Yo mama so nasty she has to put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh!
Your mum's so hairy when you first came you nearly died of carpet burn.
Yo mamma so fat when she lay on the beach, Greenpeace came and tried to push her back in the water.
Yo mamma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to have sex with her.
Yo mamma is so fat she goes to the restaurant, looks at the menu, and says, "okay."
Yo mamma so fat: when she gets on the scale it says, "to be continued."
Yo mamma is so fat: She eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mamma so fat: She was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for a new world.
Yo mamma so fat: She lay on the beach and people ran around saying, "FREE WILLY."
Yo mamma so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out a window.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea lets go bury it".
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
o mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
o mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
o mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
o mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
o mama's so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
yo mama's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.
yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth! (Taylor Cunningham)
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.
Yo mama's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicapped spots.
How do you tell when a blonde is having her period?
She's only wearing one sock.
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.
Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
it takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant.
Is it mine?
What's the similarity between a blonde and a dog's turd?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What's the difference between a blonde and the titanic ?
you know how many men went down on the titanic.
What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board ?
Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear...
How does a blonde turn the light out after sex?
She shuts the car's door.
What do blondes use for protection during sex?
Bus Shelters.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the stove.
What does a blonde say after having sex ?
What team do you guys play for!
What's the difference between a Walrus and a blonde?
One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus.
If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first?
The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.
Why do bald people put holes in there pockets?
So they can rub there fingers through their hair.
How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
None, it should be open when she brings it to him.
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
What can you do in radiation-contaminated rivers?
Nuclear fission.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snowballs
What is green and smells?
Hulk's fart.
What's hard and long for a black man?
The 3rd grade.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.
How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
Yo mama is so fat, she put on a yellow raincoat and all the kids yelled, "he;here comes the school bus.
Yo mama is so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo' mama so fat, she wore corduroys and smoothed out the ridges!
Yo mama's so dumb she thought Subway made trains.
Yo' mama so nasty, she went to the barber shop, buttoned her shirt, and said cut my hair!
Your mama's cooking is so bad, that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a penny in a gumball machine and waited for change.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she took the Pepsi challenge, she chose Jif.
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside and she went to get a
bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she
get an estimate.
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she went skydiving there was a sudden eclipse.
Yo' mama so ugly, she looked in the closet and the Boogie Man quit.
Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.
yo' mama so poor, her television only has two channels -- on and off!
Yo' mama so ugly, even the garbageman won't pick her up!
Yo Mama is so fat, she irons her clothes with a steamroller.
Yo mama so fat that every time she turns around, they throw her a welcome
back party.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles came out .
Yo' mama so fat, you could use her thong as a hammock!
Yo mama's so ugly that when she went to the store, a woman came up to her
and said “Halloween isn't until next...
Yo Mama is so fat she gets clothes in four sizes Large, Extra large, Jumbo
and "Oh my God it's coming towards...
You're so ugly, yo' mama had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the
dog to play with you!
Your teeth are so busted that you can kiss your mother and comb her mustache
at the same time.
Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama so ugly when she was born they used a tinted
incubator
Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo' mama so fat, she got shocks on her toilet!
Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall!
Yo Mama is so fat, I had to take a plane, a train, and an
automobile just to get on her good side.
Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat by telephone.
Yo mama haulin' ass
Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass she gotta make two trips.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was born, they didn't get a birth certificate -- they got blueprints!
Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over the cord on a cell phone.
Yo Mama so ugly, Rice Krispies don't talk to her no more.
Yo' mama so stupid, God put an I.O.U. on her head!
You so stupid, you thought 401K was your mom's bra size!
Yo mama waking upYo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections
Yo Mama is so fat, she went to buy a waterbed and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Yo' mama so fat that when she changes hands on her handbag,she has to throw it!
Yo mama is so ugly that they filmed Gorillas in the
Mist in her shower.
Yo mama is so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh
eating desease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.
Yo Mama's so hairy, that when she went into the woods, Big Foot took pictures of her.
Yo mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, “Hey, you guys break it up.”
Yo mama's so old she pees rust and farts dust.
Yo Mama is so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo' mama so fat, she can stand over the homeless and give them a home!
Yo' mama so old, she got a belly button between her breasts!
Yo mama is so bald that when she takes a shower she gets
brainwashed!
Yo' mama so stupid, she went to the police station and said, ''Give me all your money!''
Yo' mama so stupid, she put the air conditioner in backwards so she could chill outside!
o' mama so fat, that in order to kiss her, your dad has to hit her in the stomach and ride the third wave in!
Yo' mama so short, she tripped over a skittle, hit the curb, and died on impact!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born her mama said,
“what a treasure,” and her daddy said,...
Your Mama is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the
elephants threw peanuts at her.
Yo mama's so fat, she needs license plates for her shoes
Yo' mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
Yo' mama so stupid, her parents let her hide her own Easter
eggs!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can't get a date off a calendar.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put on a condom on her head and thought it was a shower cap.
Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!
Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to
talk to herself!
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo' mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry
Yo mama is so poor, she needs a kickstand to hold up her
house
Yo mama is so ugly that when she smiles, it hurts.
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear
''Caution! Wide Turns!''
Yo Mama is about as useless as a screen door on a submarine
Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
Yo mama is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and
drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her rumaging through the trash and
I asked what she was doing and she said “Rennovating...
Yo Mama's so ugly, on halloween, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone!
Yo' mama so stupid, her parents let her hide her own Easter
eggs!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can't get a date off a calendar.
Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Yo' mama so small, I can see her feet in her driver's
license picture
Yo mama is so stupid, she put on a condom on her head and thought it was a shower cap.
Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!
Yo mama is so stupid she thought PMS was a telephone
company.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to
talk to herself!
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo' mama so stupid, she needs a recipe to make ice cubes!
Yo' mama's so dumb, she locked herself inside a motorcycle.
Yo' mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry
Yo mama is so poor, she needs a kickstand to hold up her
house
Your mama's so hairy her knees have bangs.
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the
driveway.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she smiles, it hurts.
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear
''Caution! Wide Turns!''
Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated.
Yo Mama is about as useless as a screen door on a submarine
Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
Yo mama's so fat, when she tried boarding Noah's Ark, Noah yelled out the window, ''We only need one of those!'
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought that wu-tang was a japanese orange drink.
Yo mama is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and
drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
You Mama is so ugly, that when I took her to the zoo, the guy at the front door said, ''Thanks for bringing her.
Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light!
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her rumaging through the trash and
I asked what she was doing and she said “Rennovating...
Yo Mama's so ugly, on halloween, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone!
Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Yo' mama so small, I can see her feet in her driver's
license picture
Yo mama is so stupid she thought PMS was a telephone
company.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' mama so stupid, she needs a recipe to make ice cubes!
Yo' mama's so dumb, she locked herself inside a motorcycle.
Your mama's so hairy her knees have bangs.
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the
driveway.
Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated.
Yo mama's so fat, when she tried boarding Noah's Ark, Noah yelled out the window, ''We only need one of those!'
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought that wu-tang was a japanese orange drink.
You Mama is so ugly, that when I took her to the zoo, the guy at the front door said, ''Thanks for bringing her.
Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light!
Yo' mama so stupid, her parents let her hide her own Easter
eggs!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can't get a date off a calendar.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put on a condom on her head and thought it was a shower cap.
Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!
Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to
talk to herself!
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo' mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry
Yo mama is so poor, she needs a kickstand to hold up her
house
Yo mama is so ugly that when she smiles, it hurts.
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear
''Caution! Wide Turns!''
Yo Mama is about as useless as a screen door on a submarine
Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
Yo mama is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and
drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her rumaging through the trash and
I asked what she was doing and she said “Rennovating...
Yo Mama's so ugly, on halloween, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone!
Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Yo' mama so small, I can see her feet in her driver's
license picture
Yo mama is so stupid she thought PMS was a telephone
company.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' mama so stupid, she needs a recipe to make ice cubes!
Yo' mama's so dumb, she locked herself inside a motorcycle.
Your mama's so hairy her knees have bangs.
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the
driveway.
Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated.
Yo mama's so fat, when she tried boarding Noah's Ark, Noah yelled out the window, ''We only need one of those!'
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought that wu-tang was a japanese orange drink.
You Mama is so ugly, that when I took her to the zoo, the guy at the front door said, ''Thanks for bringing her.
Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light!
Yo mama is so ugly she has to sneak up to a glass of water
to get a drink.
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo Mama is so stupid she took a TV guide to the movies.
Yo' mama is so fat, that when she wears blue people think a flood is coming.
Yo' mama so fat, when fighter pilots see her they say "Bogie at 11, 12, 1, 2, and 3 o'clock."
Yo mama is so poor, she had to get a part-time job painting skittles.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took toilet paper to a crap game.
Yo mama's so fat, that when she gets into a car she turns it into a low rider!
Yo' mama so ugly, your family portraits hang themselves!
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.
Yo mama's so fat, you can see her on the world map
Yo' mama so old, her dreams are in black and white!
Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the 99 cent store and looks for items with rebates.
Yo' mama so stank, she used Odor-Eaters and completely
disappeared!
Yo' mama's so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven!
Yo mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to
lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama is so stupied she bought a book on how to read.
Yo mama's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch
Yo' mama so ugly, her dog humps her leg with its eyes
closed!
Yo' mama so stupid, she saw that a movie was Under 17 Not
Permitted -- so she got 16 of her friends!
Yo' Mama's so fat, she jumped into the ocean and caused the sequel to ''Deep Impact!''
Yo mama is so hairy, she's afraid of velcro!
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks a balanced meal is a Big Mac in each hand.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's new?"
Yo' mama so ugly, her incubator had tinted windows!
Yo Mama is so stupid, when she took a drug test she asked if it was multiple choice.
Yo mama is so short, that she can run track around the
toilet!
Yo Mama is so stupid that it took her two hours to watch
"Sixty Minutes."
Yo' mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mama is so fat that when I took her to a buffet, she
pulled up a chair.
Yo' mama so poor, she waves a pop-icicle in front of her
face and calls it air conditioning!
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said,
"I got energy!"
Yo mama is so small she poses for trophies
Yo mama is so stupid she stood in front of an automatic door
for three hours looking for the doorknob
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as
rollerblades.
Yo' mama so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and
did!
Yo mama is so fat that she walked in front of the TV and I missed an entire two-hour special episode of “The..
Yo' mama so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides!
Yo mama's so old, she remembers the grand canyon as a ditch
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a
boomerang.
Yo Mama is so stupid, that she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.
Yo' mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the
bathroom scale.
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo Mama is so ugly, she walked out of the pet store and the alarm went off.
Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep
hole.
Yo mama is so fat, that when I put her on the family tree
the branch broke.
Yo mama's so fat that when she sees a school bus she yells, “Stop that twinkie!”
yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a
helicopter landed on her.
Yo mama's underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle.
Yo mama's so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Yo mama is so fat that her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big.
Yo mama's so stupid that she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama is so fat, she leaves stretchmarks in the bath tub
Yo' mama is so ugly she looked out the window and got
arrested for mooning.
Yo mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!
Yo mama is so fat that when God said, “Let there be
light,” he said, “Move!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo Mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she got Don King in a headlock!
You might be tough, but you'll never be half the man yer mama was.
Yo mama is so old that her Social Security number is 1.
Yo mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo' mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her
liposuction!
Your mama is so old, she's got a bible autographed by Jesus
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong
phonebook.
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in
alphabetical order.
Yo' mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck
with a shopping list!
Yo' mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean and whales started singing "We Are Family!"
Yo' mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it didn't come back!
Yo Mama is so fat, she looks like she's trying to smuggle a Volkswagon.
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo' mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and
hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her
reflection ducked.
You so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!
Yo mama's so fat, she walked in the donut shop and they all shouted, “There's those missing jelly rolls!
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo' mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her
school yearbook.
Yo' mama so stupid, she stole a free sample!
Yo mama's so fat that when she bends over, we go into
daylight savings time.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thinks Limp Bizkit is a medical condition.
Yo' mama's so stupid, she tried to blow out a lightbulb.
Yo mama is so stupid when she put a quarter in the meter she asked, "Where's my gumball?"
Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath
water as a biological weapon.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery
If ugliness was a record, yo mama would go triple platinum.
The difference between yo mama and a blue whale? About ten lbs.
Yo' mama so stupid, her parents let her hide her own Easter eggs!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can't get a date off a calendar.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put on a condom on her head and thought it was a showercap.
Yo mama is so poor, she needs a kickstand to hold up her house.
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!''
Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Q: What's the difference between your mama and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic sunk.
Yo' mama so fat, all the restaurants have signs that say "Max. Occupancy 240 OR Yo' Mama."
Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama is so fat, her car is made of spandex.
Yo' mama so ugly, she had to get you drunk to breastfeed!
Yo mama's house is so small, I threw a rock in the windowand hit everyone inside.
You're so ugly, your mom had to breast feed you with a garden hose!
Yo' mama so ugly, a scientist put her face next a baboon's butt and said he found the missing link!
Yo mama is so stupid she put a TV dinner in the VCR.
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama is so fat, that when she put on a Malcom X jacket helicoptors try landing on her back
Yo' mama so fat, she trims her nose hair with a weed whacker!
Yo' mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!
Yo mama's so smelly, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike.
Yo mama's so dumb she pawned her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so fat when she jumped on a scale it said to be continued
Yo mama's so fat when she got hit by a bus she said stop that tickels.
Yo mama's so ugly when she walked into a bank they turned off the survelance cameras
Yo' mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
Yo mama's so fat, she needs license plates for her shoes.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the
elephants threw peanuts at her.
Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections
Yo mama's so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said sorry no professonals.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the rainbow and skittels fell out.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail and now I call him "Beaver"
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer!
Yo mama is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said,
“One at a time, please.”
Yo mama is so big she makes Moby Dick look like a tic-tac.
Yo Mama is so fat, that her first word was oink.
Yo' mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself
asleep trying to get up again.
Yo' mama so fat she has to call Sherwin-Williams to paint her toenails!
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to
Jenny Craig is the door.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts"
was a basketball team.
Yo mama is so ghetto, she puts food stamps in a money clip.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo mama's so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store.
Yo mama is so stupid, that when she heard there was a change in the weather she ran outside with her purse.
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to find the
“11” button so she could dial 911!
Yo mama's so old, her birth certificate expired.
Yo' mama so stupid she sent you to rehab because you were
hooked on phonics!
Yo' mama so fat, she makes the Klumps look like supermodels Picture continued on other side
Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says,
"Picture continued on other side."
Yo mama is so fat, she put on a yellow raincoat and all the kids yelled, "here comes the school bus."
Yo' mama so fat, she wore corduroys and smoothed out the ridges!
Yo mama's so dumb she thought Subway made trains.
Yo' mama so nasty, she went to the barber shop, unbuttoned
her shirt, and said cut my hair!
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a penny in a gumball machine
and waited for change.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she took the Pepsi challenge,
she chose Jif.
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside and
she went to get a bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't
get a menu, she get an estimate.
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she went skydiving there was a sudden eclipse.
Yo' mama so ugly, she looked in the closet and the Boogie
Man quit.
Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks
like a broken condom.
Yo' mama so ugly, even the garbageman won't pick her up!
Yo' mama so poor, her television only has two channels -- on
and off!
Yo Mama is so fat, she irons her clothes with a steamroller.
Yo mama so fat that every time she turns around, they throw
her a welcome back party.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles came out .
Yo' mama so fat, you could use her thong as a hammock!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks up, it starts to
rain.
Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to wear safety goggles when she pisses.
Your mama is so fat, her stomach arrives home 30 minutes before she does.
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish.
Your mama so fat, she's been married for 20 years and your
dad hasn't seen the other side of her yet!
Your mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks as a ski
slope.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she studied for a blood test.
Yo' mama so nasty, she walks by a clock it doesn't say
tick-tock, it says Tic-Tac!
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mama is so fat, when she gets out on the dance floor, she
makes the band skip.
Yo mama is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got
stuck.
Yo Mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama's so fat she needed a hula hoop for her wedding
ring!
Yo mama is so hairy her knees have bangs!
Your Mama's so fat, that when she left her home country the
population dropped by 10 percent.
Yo mama's so dumb she got stabbed in a gunfight.
Yo mama's so poor that when your house caught on fire, she got up on the roof and sang, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet."
Your mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.
Yo' mama so fat, if she were one of the three little pigs,
she'd say 'Not by the hair on my 26 chins!'
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she sees people waving.
Yo' mama is so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the
menu and says ''okay!'
Yo mama is so short she had to climb a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so fat, she goes swimming and gets harpooned!