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white lesions that rub off
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pee wee herman was asked by jessica Alba for some Material. He picked it up and met her in a Mucous Patch. First he candidly took the membrane off of some sudo and gave it to the cute girl. Then he took the Asprin that he Burnt, Toothpaste and denture paste and cooked them together but he Burned them. The gases made the surrounding Bulls Collapse.
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white lesions w/ rubbing (bc he rubbed one out in a movie theater); material alba; mucous patch; chemical burn (asprin), toothpaste sloughing, denture paste; collapsed bullae
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white lesions that do not rub off
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Josh trammell and Neville were watching Spongebob when they got this idea to make a lukenstein (like their own luke skywalker). so they found the dead village Idiot, Luke, and gave him Bloodroot with a Snuff dipper. then they filled Luke with Water to plump him up. when luke was done he was hideous. He had Scars all over from the Surgeries and 2 types of Acne and looked like louis CK. So they gave Luke Hair. some of the Hair got on josh's Tongue so he spit it out, along with the cig he was smoking and then Stomped out his Cig. this scared josh's pet rat, so to comfort him, he gave his Pal Vermin a Carrot. they entered him in a date auction. luke's Likes: Plants, the Sight of Mucous and Drugs. To prove this, he took some Chronic out of a Very Plastic Can and toked up. Jessica Alba put in Her BID, but was outbid by professor Lupin. lupin took luke home in his cardinal and gold SC Car and gave luke a Fiber in his Submucous that night.
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white lesions w/o rubbing; white sponge nevus; idiopathic leukoplakia; bloodroot leukoplakia; snuff dippers leukoplakia; leukoedema; surgical scar; actinic cheilitis; actinic keratosis; hairy leukoplakia; hairy tongue; nicotinic stomatitis; palifermin keratosis; lichen planus; lichenoid mucositis; lichenoid drug rxn; chronic hyperplastic candidiasis; linea alba; herditary benign epithelial dyskeratosis; SLE; SCC; submucous fibrosis
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papillary (warty) lesions
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Pappy Pumba cast a warthog spell "Condyloma Acuminatum!" Verruca salt appeared in her Car, being Vulgar as always and eating Carrots. Then she started making White Copies of herself. Pappy Squirmed away to his Car. He Focused all of his Epi on powering the Hyperdrive. but Pappy lit on fire bc the Hyperdrive was too strong.
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Papillary Warts; condyloma acuminatum; verrucous carcinoma; verruca vulgaris; verrucous keratosis; proliferative verrucous leukoplakia; papillary squamous carcinoma; focal epithelial hyperplasia; inflammatory papillary hyperplasia
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red and/or vascular lesions
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Mr Levi went over to Capote's house to watch some He-Man on capote's HouseHold Tv. During the show, capote got Very Close to mr. levi. "woah there assmilk, how about you just make us some food instead." Capote cooked up some spagettios from a Red Can and put it on a Red Plate. Then mr. levi wanted to play some megaman. He picked Zero and used his Plasma cannon to free the Gingers from their Cells. suddenly the Display went out. Mr. levi roared in rage and used a Fissure attack, splitting his Car In Two. "would you Like An altOid? i caught Sight of all that Mucous in your throat." In actuality, he was drugging mr. levi with a mix of ibuprofen, ace inhibitors, diuretics and PCN, but before he could give it to him, he was bitten by an Anti-semetic Mosquito and died.
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red/vascular lesions; kaposi's sarcoma; hemangioma; hereditary hemorrhagic telangectasia; varicose; erythematous candidiasis; erythroplakia; xerostomia (radiation induced); plasma cell gingivitis; displaysia; fissured tongue; carcinoma-in-situ/carcinoma; lichenoid mucositis caused by NSAIDs, ACE inhibitors, diuretics, PCN, anti-malarials
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Red ecchymoses
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Ecco the Retarded Red dolphin saw Scarlett johannson on his HouseHold TV. He used Google Maps to find her and seduce her. She Pet and Sucked his dolphin dick and gave him Mono and UTI. He lost his **** and hit her and Bruised her real good. He didn't know she had Hemophelia and she died. Luke skywalker came and took scolded ecco until he felt like an Idiot. He cried into his Grandmother's Tissue
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special red lesions; ecchymosis; hereditary hemorrhagic telangectasia; scarlett fever; geographic tongue; petechiae; suction; mononucleosis; Upper respiratory infection; bruises; hemopheliac; leukemia; idiopathic; granulation tissue
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red gums
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Red Gumby picked up a pair of pens for his nephew Nikosky. One was a cool Robotic Pen, and the other was a Vulgar Pen. When he gave them to nikosky, he CUSsed at gumby "**** yo pens uncle gumby". This Eroded gumby's Plan to have his nephew Like him so he lit a candle Wick in mourning.
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red gums; +nikosky test; pemphigoid; pemphigus vulgaris; chronic ulcerative stomatitis; erosive lichen planus w/ wickham striae
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non-healing ulcers
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Dr. Wong was singing Gone on the engligh subway (Tube) with 3 Philis's singing back up. In the uSC trojan Car, Larry David is playing Chrono Trigger. In the Basil Car, Asia is reading a Becket magazine article on the History of Chronic. Sal is eating some **** and notices her and bites his lip so hard he gets an giant Aphthous. Then they meet and start Actin All Close. Thats how Eating Sal Met Asia.
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Non-healing ulcers; gonorrhea; tuberculosis; primary (chancre), secondary, tertiary (gumma) syphilis; SCC; Chron's dz; chronic trauma; basal cell CA; behcet's syndrome; histoplasmosis; chornic apthous ulcers; apthous ulcers (recurrent or chronic); actinomycosis; necrotizing sialometaplasia
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short term ulcers
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Midget Usher was Traumatized by A Cute girl he took Chemistry and PE with. He asked her out, but had a Minor Canker Sore on his lip. Jimmy neutron made fun of him and usher Transformed Red. Then Neutron danced Circles around him.
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Short term ulcers; acute trauma from physical/chemical injury; minor aphthous ulcers; erythema multiforme; cyclic neutropenia
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vesicular lesions
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Peter Vescey used Meal worms to lure an Old Chicken. He put his Hands, Feet and Mouth and then his Cock and Sac on Her Pangina and it was so Soft. He ended up getting Oral and Genital herpes
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vesicular lesions; measles (Koplik spots); shingles (V. Zoster - unilateral); hand-foot-mouth dz (cocksackie A); herpangina (soft palate); HSV I and II
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bullous/erosive lesions
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a Bull got an Epi Pen and stuck it into his Skin. then he did this with a Pen full of Bull juice, then Trickled a Pen of Citrus juice. Because of the 3 Pens, he became Vulgar and started CUSsing. He started Transforing Red and then turned into an angry Lichen Plant. He then hopped on a plane and flew to San Jose to hunt down the fake GV black, GV Hack.
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bullouse/erosive lesions; epidermolysis bullosa; bullous pemphigoid; cicatricial pemphigoid; pemphigus vulgaris; chronic ulcerative stomatitis; erythema multiforme; lichen planus; steven johnson syndrome; graft vs host dz
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flat/circumscribed pigmented lesions
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Ephie is a Flat Jewish girl. For Lent, she gave up livin large at the Beach and wanted to live the Simple life. So she went to a boba Café in her PJs. She got a Melon drink and was watching the Notic on her Mac whilst listening to Conjunction Junction sung by Neville. suddenly a Retarded Pig appeared. "HUURRRRR ma nayme is madelyn Albright".
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ephelis; flat, non circumscribed (diffuse) pigmentation; solar(actinic) lentigo; lentigo simplex; café au lait; peutz jeghers syndrome; melanotic macule; juncitonal nevus; special pigmentations (blue nevus; nevus of ota; mongolian spots; halo nevus); albright syndrome
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flat/non-circumscribed pigmented lesions
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An Antisemetic Pig was Suntanning and reading To Kill A Mockingbird when Mel gibson shows up. The pig flips his **** and gets Asthma. Mel, being all cool, flicks his Cigarette into the bowl of Melon the pig was eating. The pig unknowingly takes a bite and lights on fire. He runs to the water and puts the Fire out, but is still all Hyped to see mel. "So mel, what are we going to do about these jews?" "i know a guy, professor Lupin, that can make a Drug that will kill them off." so the pig and mel pick up the Chemicals. While it is brewing, lupin is listening to Heavy Metal and playing Tetris. then he injects the potion into mosquitos so the become Antisemetic Mosquitos. Amidoinitrite?
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(FLAT) non circumscribed pigmented lesions; suntanning/physiologic pigmentation; addison's dz; melasma; smoker's melanosis; post-inflammatory hyperpigmentation; SLE; drug induced: chemo therapy, heavy metals, tetracycline, anti-malarials, amiodarone
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raised pigmented lesions
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Morgan Freeman Raised a Pig to find 5 melons. It found one on an Acorn and Lentil farm, one in a research lab studying malignant lentils, one on the SS anne, and it found Neville longbottom Sitting on another. The pig told morgan he only found 4 and morgan Nodded at the pig and another melon appeared. The last melon was there all along. As a reward, morgan let the pig ride in his Seabring and gave him Carrots.
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dermatosis papulosa nigra; raised pigmented lesions; acral lentigous melanoma; lentigo maligna melanoma; superficial spreading melanoma; melanocytic nevus; nodular melanoma; seborrheic keratosis
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special pigmented lesions
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Melissa Ota took a Retarded Pig to Mongolia. The entire time she played Blue by eiffel 65, causing the pig to die and become an Angel.
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nevus of ota; special pigmented lesions; mongolian spots; halo nevus
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non-melanocytic pigmented lesions
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this hardcore pig with Tattoos and listens to Heavy Metal. But he's actually allergic to melons. No Melons for this Pig.
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amalgam tattoo; heavy metal pigment; non melanocytic pigmented lesions
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localized gingival lumps
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A village of Local aborigeni Gingers specialize in making Ginger doughnut Holes from Trees. One day a Peripheral Giant attacked the forrest and turned the Peripheral Trees into Bones and Teeth. The Fire Grandma of the village put on the Retro Cuffs that belonged to her Pappa and Focused all her energy on her Fiber Huge and Hyper. her dong scared off the giant. thankfully, the Ginger Sisters didn't witness this because they were Away in Paris working out. They never called home bc they were always Exhausted.
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localized gingival lumps; gingival fibrous nodule; peripheral giant cell granuloma; peripheral ossifying fibroma; peripheral odontogenic fibroma; pyogenic granuloma; retrocuspid papilla; focal fibrous hyperplasia; Away from sulcus: gingival cysts; parulis; exostosis
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infant-related gingival lumps
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to the hood Baby (from chappelles), everything smelled like Melon, so he was using a NETI pot when his sister came in called him gay. what! I'm not on the DL Sis!" said the baby. He pulled out his dick, which he named Epic Nastus, and rubbed them on his sisters shoulder. "Epaulet Con Genitals nucka!" he screamed. Then he Erupted on his Sis's face.
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infant gingival bumps; melanotic neuro ectodermal tumor of infancy; dental lamina cyst; epignathus; congintal epulis; eruption cyst (*note these are usu. away from the sulcus)
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generalized gingival lumps
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Ron weasley became General of dumbledore's army. During training, Luke dunphy thought it would be Funny to throw a Knife into a Cyclone. It flew out and cut off ron's toe. Fred weasley said "I can reattach it for you" so ron shouted to ginny "Find Bro My Toe, Sis!" but she couldnt move too well bc harry got her Pregnant during Puberty and she lost a foot to Diabetes
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generalized gingival lumps; leukemia-induced gingival hyperplasia; drug induced: phenytoin, nifedipine, cyclosporin; fibromatosis gingivae; pregnancy, puberty, diabetes induced gingival hyperplasia
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lateral neck lumps
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Brachiosaurus Cliff was playing football against some wood nymphs and threw a Lateral to craig Hodges. But wait, that's Not craig Hodges! It was a Non-specific Nymph. Cliff threw a Tuba and hit the nymph. Fumble! Limping Angie's Ma came up with the ball. Then Abed drove onto the field in his Car and killed her. her cats came to Carry her Body to the Tombs
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branchial cleft cyst; lateral lumps; hodgkins lymphoma; non-hodgkins lymphoma; non-specific lymphadenitis; tuberculosis; lymphangioma; metastatic carcinoma; carotid body tumor
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midline neck lumps
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Malcom in the Middle looked up Duck Thighs in a Glossary and read it to his Sister. The best duck thighs come from iowa, so he took his Sister to De Moines. When they got there, they saw Arnold wrestling a Gator. The gator gave him 4 bruises on his thigh. "are those tumors?" "They're not a Tumah!" screamed arnold so loud that it causes Pappy (popeyes dad) to Fall from a tree. He was holding a Plastic blow up doll named Ana. "foolery Medoolery, arnold! just get those checked already."
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midline neck lumps; thyroglossal duct cyst; dermoid cyst; goiter; papillary thyroid tumor; follicular tyroid tumor; anaplastic thyroid tumor; medullary thyroid tumor
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parotid lumps
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Poly the Parrot was Sitting on Sal's shoulder. Sal was talking to his Sister for the first time; before this Sal Didn’t Know his Sis. Then poly saw a group of free, Non-Specific Parrots. He Pleaded with sal to be Added to the group. Sal Mumbled something and brushed polly off. Then polly caught Sight of his Uncle, so he asked him. "only if you Add a Sit to my Car" (he dont speak english too good). at this point, polly lost his **** and decided to go to War with his uncle. he caught Sight of Megalon and followed him around and Collected all the Mucous he left behind. Then he cut the skin off of Jorgen von strangle. He Mixed the Mucous and Epidermis together and added Acid. Then he dumped the Acid on his uncles Car. and btw, Sal was Lying about meeting his Sis. He was Obstructing the truth to try to bone the chick.
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polycystic disease; sialadenosis; non-specific parotitis; pleomorphic adenoma; mumps; oncocytoma; adenoid cystic carcinoma; warthins tumor; cytomegalovirus infection; mucous retention cyst; sjorgens syndrome; malignant mixed tumor; muco-epidermoid carcinoma; acinic cell carcinoma; sialoliathasis; obstructive injury
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palatal lumps
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Adelman the Plesiosaur was a Painting teacher. Several 1st Graders playing mighty Morphin power rangers took Adelmans Car and pretended it was Tor. Adelman the plesiosaur asked "why are Perry cox, Tom riddle, and Sylar all Absent today?" Suddenly he had an Insight and called his Sister the principal.
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palate lumps; pleomorphic adenoma; polymorphic low grade adenomcarcinoma; torus; peritonsilar abcess; incisive canal cyst
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tongue lumps
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Ling and Amil were stuck in a Cell in the Tombs with a Grandma. Ling started Licking Amil's Thigh. "Do you like that?" Amil Nodded. Ling made 16 Circles with her tongue. Just then 2 Rabbis walked by. Both said "O My" and one said something Sarcastic. Then 2 Angies walked by. One said "O My" and one said something Sarcastic. Embarrased, Amil said "my brother can get us out, he's a cop" She called her mom. "Find Bro Ma." "i dont know where he is..." "Think!!!! Find Bro Ma!". Then she wrote a letter and Sealed it with Mucous
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Granular cell tumor; lumps on the tongue; lingual thyroid; amyloid nodule; rhabdomyoma; rhabdomyosarcoma; angioma; angiosarcoma; fibroma; neurofirboma; mucocele
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buccal mucosa and lip lumps
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Chi kissed Adelman the Plesiosaur on the Lips. "now Can I Lick U?" asked Chi. "Only if you Steal some Mucous for me. My sis hogs all the mucous; she's a Mucous Retention Sis." chi goes to adelman's sister and she turns him down. chi then whips it out and Focuses all his energy on making his Fiber Huge and Hyper. fearing the enormous dong, says "Fine Bro, Ma mucous is yours"
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cheek and lip lumps; pleomorphic adenoma; canilicular ademona; mucocele; mucous retention cyst; focal fibrous hyperplasia; fibroma
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floor of the mouth lumps
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Adelman the Plesiosaur asked Ran to Steal Mucous from his Mucous Retention Cyst. Adelman didn’t hear from Ran in a while, so he went to check on him. Then he found Ran on the Floor of his House and he was all Blac
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pleomorphic adenoma; ranula; mucocele; mucous retention cyst; floor of the mouth lumps; BLEC (benign lymphoepithelial cyst)
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