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Semper ubi sububi in caput tuum
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Always wear underwear on your head
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Qui Me Amat, Amat et Cattum Meum
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Love Me, Love My Cat
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Stultum est timere quod vitare non potes
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It is foolish to fear that which you cannot avoid
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infra dig. (infra dignitatem)
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beneath one's dignity
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Vae!
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Damn!
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Tempus incognitum.
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Time unknown.
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Veni, vidi, volo in domum redire
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I came, I saw, I want to go home
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Nitimur in vetitum semper cupimusque negata
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We always strive for the things that are forbidden and we desire the ones we are denied
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Laborare non amo
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I do not like to work
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Vescere bracis meis.
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Eat my shorts.
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Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
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God, look at the time! My wife will kill me!
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o tempora! o mores!
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what times! what customs!
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Nullum gratuitum prandium
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There is no free lunch
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Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est.
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Oh my god! There's an axe in my head.
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Gramen artificiosum odi.
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I hate Astroturf.
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Mala pituita nasi
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Nasty nasal drippings
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Placivitne tibi?
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Was it good for you?
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Veni, vidi, vege!
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I came, I saw, I ate vegetarian!
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Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi.
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Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog.
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Non sum pisces.
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I am not a fish.
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Quantum in ura hora imputas?
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You charge how much an hour?
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Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.
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Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.
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Rident stolidi verba Latina
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Fools laugh at the Latin language
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Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!
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Stand aside plebians! I am on imperial business.
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Paucis verbis, quid est deconstructionismus?
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What, in a nutshell, is deconstructionism?
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flamma fumo est proxima
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the is no smoke without fire
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Amicus certus in incerta re cernit
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A sure friend is found in an unsure situation
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Cur rides? Ridiculum non sum!
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Why are you laughing? I'm not weird!
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nihil ad rem
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nothing to do with the point
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Nihil est--in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui.
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That's nothing--in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor.
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hoc erat in votis
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this was among my prayers
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Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes!
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If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin!
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Anulos qui animum ostendunt omnes gestemus!
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Let's all wear mood rings!
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Habesne plus vini?
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Do you have more wine?
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
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Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket!
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sodomy non sapiens
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bugger if I know
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Uno viso, omnia visa sunt.
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Seen one, seem them all.
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Num credis me pupa ludere?
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Surely you do not believe that I am playing with a doll?
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Noli nothis permittere te terere.
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Don’t let the bastards get you down.
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Viri sunt Viri.
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Men are slime.
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Iesus, tanto nomini nullum par elogium
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Jesus, for so great a name, no praise is adequate
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Macdonaldus Senex fundum habuit. E-I-E-I-O. Et in hot fundo nonnullas boves domesticas habuitt. E-I-E-O. Cum moo moo hic, et cum moo moo ibi. Hic una moo, ibi una moo, ubique una moo moo. Macdonaldus Senex fundum habuit. E-I-E-I-O
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Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-O. And on this farm he had some cows. E-I-E-I-O. With a moo moo here, and a moo moo there. Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo. Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O
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Ubi est bibula?
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Where's the beef?
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Me dilectissima! Farrago thunni!
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My favorite! Tuna-noodle casserole!
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audaces fortuna iuvat
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fortune favours the bold
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Si vis amavi, ama!
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If you want to be loved, love!
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Qualem muleirculam!
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What a bimbo!
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Monstra mihi pecuniam!
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Show me the money!
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Cosi vivo piacer conduce a morte
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?Such intense pleasure leads to death.
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Fac ut vivas.
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Get a life.
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Vae puto deus fio
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Alas, I think I am becoming a god
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Credo quia absurdum est
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I believe it because it is unreasonable
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Ecce potestas casei
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Behold the power of cheese
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Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules.
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If I were you, I wouldn't walk in front of any catapults.
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Prostibuli eligantia.
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?The elegance of a whore.
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Canis meus id comedit.
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My dog ate it.
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timeo Danaos et dona ferentis
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I fear the Greeks even when they bear gifts
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Mellita, domi adsum.
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Honey, I'm home.
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Veni, veni, veni Locamowae cum me
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Come on, come on, do the Locomotion with me
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Derideo te!
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I laugh at you!
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Labra lege.
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Read my lips.
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Cepe indicum
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Take a hint
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Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.
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Sona si Latine loqueris.
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Honk if you speak Latin.
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sua cuique voluptas
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everyone has his own pleasures
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Prehende uxorem meam, sis!
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Take my wife, please!
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Abundant dulcibus vitiis.
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Nobody's perfect.
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Spero nos familiares mansuros.
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I hope we'll still be friends.
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Qualem blennum!
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What a doofus!
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Furnulum pani nolo.
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I don't want a toaster.
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Hoc nomen meum verum non est.
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This isn’t my real name.
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Fallaces sunt rerum species
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The appearances of things are deceptive
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Subucula tua apparet.
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Your slip is showing.
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Veni, vidi, visa
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I came, I saw, I did a little shopping
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Calvo turpius est nihil comato
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Nothing is uglier than a bald man with hair
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Tua toga suspina est
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Your toga is backwards
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Vacca foeda
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Stupid cow
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Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
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In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.
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E pur si muove
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And yet it moves
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Sum, ergo edo.
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I am, therefore I eat.
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Credo Elvem etiam vivere.
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I believe Elvis lives.
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Me humi proruas. Mi calces os. Aut infames nomen animos. Fac quidquid habes in animo, Sed, age, mel, nune parce calceis
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Well you can knock me down. Step on my face. Slander my name all over the place. Do anything that you wanna do. But uh-uh honey, lay off of my shoes.
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Fac ut gaudeam.
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Make my day.
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Duc, sequere, aut de via decede.
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Lead, follow, or get out of the way.
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Ioco optimo delactamur
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We are amused by an excellent joke
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Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis.
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You do not know the power of the dark side.
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Cupiditas praemium suum est
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Greed is it's own reward
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Die dulci fruere.
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Have a nice day.
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Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo.
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Don't call me, I'll call you.
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Morologus es!
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You're talking like a moron!
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Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum.
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Garbage in, garbage out.
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Magister Mundi sum!
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I am the Master of the Universe!
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Quidquid excusatio prandium pro
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Any excuse for lunch
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Meum cerebrum nocet.
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My brain hurts.
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Tua toga suspina etiam est
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Your toga is still backwards.
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Re vera, potas bene.
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Say, you sure are drinking a lot.
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Tauri in decurso
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Bulls on parade
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Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit
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It isn't over until it's over
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Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes
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If you can read this, you are overeducated
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Foras gradiamur
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Let's step outside!
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Nupperime de Gallia huc volavi! Mehercule, bracchia mea defatiga sunt!
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I just flew in from Gaul, and boy, are my arms tired!
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Condemnant quod non intellegunt
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They condemn because they do not understand
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Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero?
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Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?
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Flocci non facio
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I don't give a damn
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et occidi quoque potius quam cibum praehiberem.
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Actually I killed them rather than waste money on their keep
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crapulentus sum
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I'm wasted
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lutulente
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dirtbag!
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dum spiro, spero
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while I breathe, I hope
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Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio
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Do you want to dance? I know the Funky Broadway.
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Nullo modo
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No way
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ignorantia legis neminem excusat
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ignorance of the law excuses no one
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Illud iterum dicere potes!
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You can say that again!
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Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
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If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.
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quantum meruit
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as much as he/she deserved
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Fac me cocleario vomere!
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Gag me with a spoon!
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Feles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum in ea posui.
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Bad kitty! Why don't you use the cat box? I put new litter in it.
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Clamo, clamatis, omnes clamamus pro glace lactis.
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I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
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Odi brassicum
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I hate broccoli
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Brevior vita es, quam pro futumentibus negotiam agendo.
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Life is too short to do business with idiots.
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Magnus Frater te spectat
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Big Brother is watching you
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in puris naturalibus
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completely naked
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo.
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I'll have a pizza with everything on it.
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De Chelonian Mobile
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The Turtle Moves
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Quisque comoedus est
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Everybody's a comedian
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Veni, vidi, territus sum, curcurri!
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I came, I saw, I got scared, I ran!
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Sic faciunt omnes.
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Everyone is doing it.
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Absolvi meam animam.
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I got that off my chest.
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maximus in minimis
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great in little things
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Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
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I think some people in togas are plotting against me.
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Totum dependeat.
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Let it all hang out.
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Insula Gilliganis
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Gilligan's Island
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Nimiast miseria nimis pulchrum esse hominum
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How unbearably tiresome it is to be handsome
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Ego te dimitto
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You're fired!
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Sic biscuitus disintegratum
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That's the way the cookie crumbles
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Vos vestros servate, meos mihi linquite mores
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You keep to your own ways and leave mine to me
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Ventis secundis, tene cursum.
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Go with the flow.
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Salve, (name)! Crepidas meas per clavos ad solum adfixinte?
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Hey (name)! Did you nail my sandals to the floor?
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Cogito, ergo sum.
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I think, therefore I am.
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Id est mihi, id non est tibi!
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It is mine, not yours!
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Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?
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Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face?
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Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
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Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
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Fructu non folis arborem aestima
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Judge the tree by its fruit, not by its leaves
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Raptus regaliter.
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Royally screwed.
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Vidistine nuper imagines moventes bonas?
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Seen any good movies lately?
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nil desperandum
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do not despair
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Credo nos in fluctu eodem esse.
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I think we're on the same wavelength.
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Cogito, ergo doleo.
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I think, therefore I am depressed.
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Non plaudite. Modo pecuniam jacite
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Don't applaud. Just throw money
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Heu, modo itera omnia quae mihi nunc nuper narravisti, sed nunc Anglice?
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Listen, would you repeat everything you just told me, only this time say it in English?
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non compos mentis
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not of sound mind
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Qui Me Amat, Amat et Canem Meam
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Love Me, Love My Dog
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Oblitus sum perpolire clepsydras!
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I forgot to polish the clocks!
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Caterva carissima mea est Cimictus
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My favorite group is the Beatles
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Stultus est sicut stultus facit.
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Stupid is as stupid does.
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Te precor dulcissime supplex!
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Pretty please with a cherry on top!
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Revera linguam latinam vix cognovi
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I don’t really know all that much Latin.
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reductio ad absurdum
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reduction to the absurd
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Actus non facit reum nisi mens est rea.
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I never intended to kill anybody.
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Nullo metro compositum est. Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema.
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It doesn't rhyme. I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem.
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Habetis bona deum.
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Have a nice day.
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Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
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The designated hitter rule has got to go.
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Regina et Imperatrix
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Queen and Empress
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Puto vos esse molestissimos
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I think that you are very annoying
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Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
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It's not the heat, it's the humidity.
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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
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I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
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Apudne te vel me?
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Your place or mine?
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Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum.
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We are going to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz.
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Cuius testiculous habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum
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When you have their full attention in your grip, their hearts and minds will follow
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Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant.
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May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy.
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Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.
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You know, the Romans invented the art of love.
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Rideo, ergo sum
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I laugh, therefore I am
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Meos tam suspicione quam crimine iudico carere oportere
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I feel that members of my family should never be suspected of breaking the law
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In hunc intuens.
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???Look at this.
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morituri te salutant
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those who are about to die salute you
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Demum, veniunt porci
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At last, here come the pigs
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Vitrum edere possum; mihi non nocet
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I can eat glass, it does not hurt me.
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absit invidia
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no offence intended
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Illegitimi non carborundum.
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Don't let the bastards wear you down
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Sit vis nobiscum.
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May the force be with you
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theatrum mundi
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the theatre of the world
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Basia Coquum
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Kiss the Cook
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Sola lingua bona est lingua mortua.
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The only good language is a dead language.
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Velis et Remis
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Go For It!
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Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est.
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Yes, that is a very large amount of corn.
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Ne teneas aurum totum quod splendet ut aurum
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All that glitters is not gold
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Ante victoriam ne canas triumphum.
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Don't count your chickens before they're hatched.
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Nisi mecum concubueris, phobistae vicerint
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If you won't sleep with me, the terrorists will have won.
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Illiud Latine dici non potest.
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You can't say that in Latin.
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a verbis ad verbera
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from words to blows
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errare humanum est
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to err is human
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domus dulcis domus
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home sweet home
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in vino veritas
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There is truth in wine
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Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!
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Beam me up, Scotty!
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Quaeso esto meus vicinus.
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Please won't you be my neighbor.
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de mortuis nil nisi bonum
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speak no ill of the dead
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Noster populus facit discrepantiam.
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Our people make the difference.
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Parve leves capiunt animos
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Small things effect light minds
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Heia, amice, utrum illae sunt sarcinae tuae, an modo Carthaginem despoliasti?
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Hey, pal, is that carry-on luggage or did you just sack Carthage?
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Lagunculae leydianae non accedunt.
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Batteries not included.
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Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
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I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
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Assume plicam damnatam, o tu moles muscaria muscerdarum
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Download the goddam file, you bug-ridden piece of shit
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lusus naturae
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a freak of nature
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Graecum est; non potest legi
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It is Greek; it cannot be read
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Noli habere bovis, vir
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Don't have a cow, man!
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hunc tu caveto
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beware of this man
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aut vincere aut mori
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either conquer or die
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Tace atque abi.
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Shut up and go away.
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Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
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I'd like to buy some condoms.
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Braccae tuae aperiuntur.
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Your fly is open.
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Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant.
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May barbarians invade your personal space.
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Qualis pater, talis filius
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Like father, like son
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quidquid latine dictum sit altum viditur
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anything said in Latin sounds profound
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tibi gratias agimus quod nihil fumas
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Thank you for not smoking
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vae victis
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woe to the conquered
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Summam scrutemur
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Let's look at the bottom line
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Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant.
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May conspirators assassinate you in the mall.
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Radicitus, comes!
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Really rad, dude!
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Fac ut nemo me vocet.
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Hold my calls.
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Obesa cantavit.
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The fat lady has sung.
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Lege atque lacrima.
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Read 'em and weep
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Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?
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How do you get your hair to do that?
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Homines, quo plura habent, eo ampliora cupiunt
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The more men have, the more they want
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nunc est bibendum
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now it is time to drink
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Actio personalis monitur cum persona.
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Dead men don't sue.
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Scio vos esse molestissimos
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I know that you are very troublesome
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Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum.
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Don't you dare erase my hard disk.
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in vino veritas
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in wine is truth
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Cogito sumere potum alterum.
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I think I’ll have another drink.
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Solum potestis prohibere ignes silvarum.
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Only you are can prevent forest fires.
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Ubi est mea anaticula cumminosa? Volo anaticulam cumminosam meam!
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Where’s my rubber ducky? I want my rubber ducky!
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ergo bibamus
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therefore, let us drink
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Neutiquam erro.
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I am not lost.
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Tam exanimis quam tunica nehru fio.
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I am as dead as the nehru jacket.
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Faciem durum cacantis habes
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You have the face of a man with severe constipation
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cave canem
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beware of the dog
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Si tu id aeficas, ei venient. Ager Somnia
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If you build it, they will come. Field of Dreams
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Cum catapultae proscriptae erat, tum soli proscript catapultas habeunt.
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If catapaults are outlawed, then only outlaws will only have catapaults.
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Fabriacate diem, punk
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Make (my) day, punk
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Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
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A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
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Radix lecti.
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Couch potato.
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Quo usque tandem abutere patentia nostra?
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How long are you going to abuse our patience?
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Ut si!
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As if!
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Cedo nulli.
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I yield to no one.
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Ridiculum sum, ergo sum
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I am odd, therefore I am
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dies non
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business free day
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