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rock
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漢字：岩
On： ガン Kun： いわ Most Used： ? |
TDR: rock + mountain
GHANDI stood on a rock the size of a mountain. |
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face
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漢字：顔
On： ガン、ゲン Kun： かお Most Used： かお |
TDR: stand + cliff + hair + head radical
GHANDI stands on a cliff, the hair of his mustache being B.O.n into his face. |
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steam
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漢字：汽
On： キ、イツ Kun： ゆげ、みずけ Most Used： キ |
TDR: none
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statement, inscription, note, describe, mark
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漢字：記
On： キ Kun： しるす、しるし Most Used： ? |
TDR: talk + self
Story: talking to yourself honestly is the KEY to a successful diary. Keep writing every sun. |
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return, arrive, come home
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漢字：帰
On： キ Kun： かえ（り）、かえ（す） Most Used： かえ（る） |
TDR: leftsword + snout + sword-swallower
I got my sword pointed at your ugly snout, and my dagger pointed at your ugly hat, you need to get your ass home before I kill you!!! Punk!!!!!! When you get home you need the KEY to get in. |
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bow, archery
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漢字：弓
On： キュウ Kun： ゆみ Most Used： ? |
TDR: That's a CUTE bow you have in your hair. It really goes well with the other bow which you are pointing at me.
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bull, cow, cattle
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漢字：牛
On： ギュウ Kun： うし Most Used： うし |
TDR: NOON + a little head
how to tell them apart? the COW has a HEAD that sticks up in the middle. noon does not have a head because it is an abstract concept, not a physical animal with 8 nipples. on-yomi story; GYUU is the Japanese sound-effect for hugging. Picture the farmer hugging the cow's nipples to make the milk come out. |
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fish
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漢字：魚
On： ギョ Kun： さかな、うお Most Used： さかな |
TDR: fishhook + rice field + fire
fish are so necessary to japan, they are like the rice field of the ocean!! You hook them and burn them in the fire and it is like a crop of staple foods for you!!! GEE, YOUR fish is so big. you are a great fisherman. that's . . . .wow. no really. wow. |
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capital, ancient city
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漢字：京
On： キョウ、ケイ、キン Kun： みやこ Most Used： キョウ |
TDR: Beret + mouth + small
The fashion in the capital city is, to wear a beret, with a small soul patch below your mouth TODAY (今日） I am going to the capital. |
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strong
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漢字：強
On： キョウ、ゴウ Kun： つよ（い）、すよ（まる）、つよ（める）、し（いる） Most Used： つよ（い） |
TDR: bow + moocow + bug
kyou, tsuoi the burly cow used the bow to shoot the bug i learned a burly Kanji KYOU (今日) |
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to teach, faith, education
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漢字：教
On： キョウ Kun： おし（える）、おしえ、おそ（わる） Most Used： おし（える） |
TDR: dizzy + child + taskmaster
the taskmaster is teaching the children so much their heads get dizzy. KYOU (今日) , I taught my little brother how to blow snot out of one nostril, all "farmer style." |
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near, early
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漢字：近
On： キン、コン Kun： ちか（い） Most Used： ちか（い） |
TDR: Motion + axe
If you move near my KINfolk I got an axe for you!! |
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older brother
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漢字：兄
On： ケイ、キョウ Kun： あに Most Used： あに |
TDR: my older brother is eating so much, he is basically a mouth on legs.
KYOU (今日) my older brother acted OK. tomorrow he'll be a bully again. STRONG FOR KYOU. |
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shape
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漢字：形
On： ケイ、ギョウ Kun： かた、かたち Most Used： ? |
TDR: open + hair
your open palms have the form of hair. You have been masturbating!!!! It’s OKAY to masturbate once in a while, but don’t GET YOUR ass crazy with it because jesus is watching, (and if he likes what he sees, then when you die, jesus will put you to work in the 25 cent booth. Oh deeyammn.) |
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to measure, plan
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漢字：計
On： ケイ Kun： はか（る）、はか（らう） Most Used： ケイ |
TDR: say + ten
measure SATAN!!!!! he's just huge, dude!! it’s OK to measure your pubic hair. |
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beginning, origin
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漢字：元
On： ゲン、ガン Kun： もと Most Used： もと |
TDR: one + pi
pie has only one basis: deliciousness! the Ramones took rock and roll back to basics AGAIN |
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to say, word, expression, statement
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漢字：言
On： ゲン、ゴン Kun： い（う）、こと Most Used： い（う） |
TDR: 3 + 1 (in other words, 4) + mouth
he used his mouth to say it 4 times already! if he says it AGAIN, i swear i'll stomp that ass. |
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field, plain
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漢字：原
On： ゲン Kun： はら Most Used： ? |
TDR: Cliff + white + small
The high plain sits atop a small white cliff. He’s out horseriding on the high plain AGAIN. |
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door
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漢字：戸
On： コ Kun： と Most Used： ? |
TDR: one + corpse
there's one corpse of a KODOMO (子) who was killed by a swinging door. |
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old, ancient
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漢字：古
On： コ Kun： ふる（い）、ふる（す）、いにしえ Most Used： ふる（い） |
TDR: ten + mouth
the KODOMO (子供)will grow old someday with ten dentures in her mouth. |
