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15 Cards in this Set

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Donde estan las viejas aflojadas?

Where are the loose women?
Por que estas llorando? sea hombre.

Why are you crying? Be a man
Ni me molestas con tus penejadas.

Dont even bother me with your dumbshit
So no trabajas aqui, salga pa la chingada!
If you dont work here, get the F*** out
Donde puedo encontrar viejas encueradas?
Where can I find strippers?
Donde puedo tomar pisto hasta que estoy para la mierda?
Where can I drink until I get shitfaced?
Senora, perdona me - puedes quitar te la blusa pro favor?
Pardon me maam, take your top off please.
Estos cabrones nunca trabajan, siempre estan llorando.
Those assholes never work, they are always crying.
Tienes videos de entrenamiento?
Do you have any training videos?
Hola, usted me parece como un mamon.
Hello, you look like a fairy to me.
Oye, no puedes llevantar esto? Eres tan nina.
Hey - you cant lift that ? You are such a little girl.
If told:

Chinga tu madre
It means F*** you mother, or motherF-R
Reply to chinga tu madre with:

Oh si cabron ? Latuya con chile y vinagre
Oh yeah asshole? Well F** your mother with chile and lemon in her
A mi me gustan las mujeres con pechos grandes y nalgas gruesas.
I like women with large breasts and thick asses.
A ti te gustan los hombres con pito de burro y ano bien machucado..
You like men with donkey penises and beat-up rectums.