Use LEFT and RIGHT arrow keys to navigate between flashcards;
Use UP and DOWN arrow keys to flip the card;
H to show hint;
A reads text to speech;
13 Cards in this Set
- Front
- Back
|
Cinderella |
I guess you think you know this story. You don't, the real one's much more gory |
|
|
While darling little Cinderella Was locked up in a slimy cellar |
Where rats who wanted things to eat, Began to nibble at her feet. |
|
|
She held him very tight and pressed Herself against his manly chest. |
The Prince himself was turned to pulp, All he could do was gasp and gulp, Then midnight Struck. She shouted, |
|
|
Then rather carelessly, I fear, He placed it on a crate of beer. |
At once, one of the Ugly Sisters, (The one whose face was blotched with blisters) Sneaked up and grabbed the dainty shoe, and quickly flushed it down the loo |
|
|
Yes it fits! Whoopee! So now you've got to marry me! |
The Prince went white from ear to ear |
|
|
Mind your own bizz |
The Prince replied. Poor Cindy's heart was torn to shreds. |
|
|
Little Red Riding Hood |
As soon as Wolf began to feel, That he would like a decent meal, |
|
|
I'm therefore going to wait right here, Till Little Miss Red Riding Hood Comes home from walking in the wood |
He quickly put on Grandma's clothes, Of course he hadn't eaten those |
|
|
Thats wrong! Have you forgot To tell me what BIG TEETH I've got? Ah well, no matter what you say, I'm going to eat you anyway. |
The small girl smiles, one eyelid flickers. She whips a pistol from her knickers. |
|
|
Three Little Pigs |
The animal I really dig, Above all others is the pig. |
|
|
Bacon, Pork, and Ham! Oh what a lucky Wolf I am! |
And though he ate the pig quite fast, He carefully kept the tail till last. |
|
|
So creeping quietly as a mouse, the wolf approached another house. |
A house which also had inside, A little piggy trying to hide. |
|
|
You Brute! I might have known! |
Then, picking up the telephone, He dialled as quickly as he could The number of Miss Red Riding Hood. |
