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29 Cards in this Set
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After Lyle goes potty on Philippe's favorite kids' book, he offers to write a new one by way of apology. What is the title of the new book?
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Cunty the Sardine (The Damnedest Little Fellow)
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The mascot of the Stoned Lightning softball team is a little stoned bird. What is his name?
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Davide (Dah-vi-day)
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How far can Lyle make a football move by throwing up at it?
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About three feet
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What is Roast Beef's porno name?
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John Holmes
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What is Ray's middle name?
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Quentin
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According to Philippe's baseball card, what does he want to be when he grows up?
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A fireman locked in an ice cream factory overnight
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Lyle wins Oasis in a contest sponsored by Pepsi. What does he have them do?
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Yard work
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According to Ray's baseball card, what is his favorite phrase for joking away some gas?
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"Daaamn! Somebody just step on a burrito at this place?"
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What is Roast Beef's real first name?
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Cassandra (When he was born he was mistakenly thought to be a female)
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What is the year, make and model of Roast Beef's car?
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1965 Ford Galaxie
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Why is Pat gay?
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The curse of Gladdington Castle
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What is the name of Nice Pete's band?
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Mister Band
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In Nice Pete's version of the Bible, who is the character of New Jesus based on?
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Ray Smuckles
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Instead of sleep walking what does Ray tend to do at night?
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Sleep chillin'
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What fast food restuarant has a secret menu for breast men?
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Taco Bell
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Who or what is #1 on Ray's speed dial?
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Boston Market
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Which actor does Ray get to star in his gay porn?
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Rodney Huggins
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How do Pat and Rodney Huggins meet?
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Rod crashes through the motel wall into Pat's room while running away from Ray
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What is Roast Beef's condition for joining the Stoned Lightning softball team?
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He gets to play while inside a plexiglass chamber with baby incubator arms
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Philippe goes to the Achewood transfer station in search of what item?
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An old, brown couch
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What two items does Ray purchase from e-Bay Platinum while stoned?
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Airwolf and Keith Moon's head
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When Roast Beef is gripped with a fear of electromagnetic cancer causing cellphone rays near his penis, Molly makes him what?
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Aluminum underpants with a cell phone holder hanging off the front
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At the 2006 Bad Ass Games, who wins the bread making competition?
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Cornelius Bear (although he makes pasta)
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At the 2006 Bad Ass Games, who wins the "convince a career prisoner you've done time" competition?
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Cornelius Bear
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The Volvo of Despair originally belonged to whom?
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Trent Reznor
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Ray wears which medallion?
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The Medallion of King Chochacho
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When Ray wakes up after his evening with Cartilage Head what does he find draped across himself?
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A photo of himself with the caption "I proved myself a coward who would desert a dying man"
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What is Little Nephew's actual name?
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Charley Smuckles
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Liebot gets Philippe to drink carrot juice by telling him it is what?
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King Piss
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