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12 Cards in this Set

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Liver
o 1-3am
o Coming back from the pub, destroyed liver
Lungs
o 3-5am
o Snoring, you'll soon wake up to find your wife on the couch because you're so annoying
Large Intestine
o 5-7am
o The great big snake wrapped around you when you wake up
Stomach
o 7-9am
o Breakfast
Spleen
o 9-11am
o Pills kicking in after breakfast for your immune system
Heart
o 11am-1pm
o Right at the top of the clock because it's so important
Small Intestine
o 1pm-3pm
o Mexican tequila siesta with a little worm in it
Bladder
o 3-5pm
o Take a piss the moment you get out of the car from the drive home from school
Kidney
o 5-7pm
o Kidney beans for dinner
Pericardium
o 7-9pm
o Supposedly protects you heart, wolves come out. Be careful
Triple Heater
o 9-11pm
o Freakin' cold, put on the heater before bed
Gall Bladder
o 11-1pm
o Makes its vile bile to be later spewed after alcohol