“What is going on?” he whined. “I didn’t want to alarm you but there has been an uprising and the Confederacy, I’m afraid, is back and looking for you.” “I’m as white as they come!” the President whined. “What do they want with me?” “Most likely a swift assassination.” The Aide peeked over the desk once more, this time aiming the barrel of the gun at the opening of the room. “But fear not, sir. I am here to protect the Union.” “Where is the Secret Service?” “Dead. They’re all dead.” The Aide looked the President dead in the eye. “Even the first lady. She was slain out on the front
“What is going on?” he whined. “I didn’t want to alarm you but there has been an uprising and the Confederacy, I’m afraid, is back and looking for you.” “I’m as white as they come!” the President whined. “What do they want with me?” “Most likely a swift assassination.” The Aide peeked over the desk once more, this time aiming the barrel of the gun at the opening of the room. “But fear not, sir. I am here to protect the Union.” “Where is the Secret Service?” “Dead. They’re all dead.” The Aide looked the President dead in the eye. “Even the first lady. She was slain out on the front