Satire Essay About Food

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Guilty Pleasure
We live to die yet we don’t die to live, so why not enjoy the fruits of our labor? As we continue to fall victim to age, our priorities have revised. Together with wisdom, we’ve learned that it’s the substances in life that are elementary we’ve given higher values than others. Specifically, shitting, farting, pissing, cumming, sleeping and eating. Surely, possessing one without the other is almost uncommon. Now, at times I’ve asked myself, “Why is food so critical?” Well, besides the obvious facts that living beings need it for nutrients and not die of starvation. As for myself, it’s fair to appreciate what we’re able to craft with our hands and imaginations, let alone satisfy our appetites.
Here’s a guilty pleasure of mine, PIZZA. Pizza is loyal; pizza
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Excellent nutrition supports weight loss, and my personal favorite, helps you get laid. Eating clean allows the body to shed that excess amount of weight we’re insecure about, however you have butterballs such as myself who just says “screw this” and just gobble whatever excites our nostrils. On top of that, if you haven’t learned by now that fantastic food welcomes a woman in bed, then now you’re aware of it (partnered with alcohol). Most dates usually involve food and if both parties are into one another, the female eats dinner before she treats you to dessert this is my justification for food porn and the theory I stand by.
There are a few other ways these eyes view food as well. For example, art. We’ve all seen Disney characters being drawn out on pancakes that are edible. Along with witnessing cakes that resembles handbags, animals, and human organs. Well, disregard that type of art, all in all, those are for decorative purposes. The food art I’m referring to is the food art that challenges your taste buds while exploring your imagination. It made us question the authenticity of the flavors and whether or not our mother is the best cook we

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