Monologue About Alien

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He was right. I can't believe it. He was freaking right.

I rest my head on the cool shower wall as the warm water splashes onto my back.

I'm on my period. This can't be happening, I'm an embarrassment to womankind. I don't know what would've been better; Behaving like a madwoman for no reason or actually going nuts, over emotionally because it's the time of the month.

I don't understand how some women don't change at all in these few days and then theres me; I gain a pound, I get really bad skin, I behave like a bitch and freaking cry over ev-ery-thing!

Oh of fucking corse.

Like on cue tears start streaming down my face.

Why hasn't Damien left me already? I'm bonkers.

I get out of the shower, get ready and leave the bathroom with
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I can't believe I'm really going to live here.

Unbelievable.

And when I reach the kitchen, I can't actually see him because the door of the fridge shields him from me.

The only thing I see are very nice feet and a pair of very nice-in pyjama pants covered legs.

I let myself fall on a barstool and snatch a cupcake from the plate. Mmh. Chocolate. Oh good god the cravings.

"Did mh youm mbake?" I say, mouth full with the best fucking cupcake I've ever had.

"No. Maura my housekeeper made them." He mumbles and when he closes the fridge I nearly choke on the delicious treat.

I cough. I slap myself a few times against my chest to keep me from dying.

Damien looks at me worriedly and starts to walk in my direction."Noelle? Are you ok?"

But I hold my hand up to stop him. " I uh." Cough. "I'm ok. Just. Damn cover yourself would you?"

Why is he wearing pants at all? I mean yes I've seen him naked but.. Damn. I blush.

A. He's clearly not wearing boxers.

B. His pants are hanging so low.

C. So low!!

D. And holy mother fudging v-line. Did I actually got to trace it with my tongue?

C. And his chest.

And D to fucking Z. The rest of him. He is a piece of art.

Why do I have to look like a freaking troll. I'm going to

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