A you may already know our fair country, the United States of America has many problems. Did you know that most Americans are not aware of the biggest threat to our country's survival? We have been living our lives completely oblivious to the fact that America is on the brink of extinction. This is all because of one looming threat, our country is severely deprived of tap dancing llamas. Ever since president Hoover banned all Chilean llama imports in 1929, sparking the stock market crash, the U.S. has been steadily deteriorating. To solve this problem I would strongly advise every U.S. citizen to invest in a personal tap dancing llama. By the age of five all children should be leashed to their llama. This constant contact with their llama can solve many childhood problems like obesity and
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If every person in the U.S. had their own tap dancing llama our nation's morale would be at an all time high. With everyone happy, the emotion anger would be completely wiped out and unnecessary. Once everyone has a llama and anger is out of the picture; terrible crimes, war, and murder cannot possibly exist. With llamas world peace is within reach. It is a fact that llamas were created for the betterment of the world. As an expert in llamaology for six and a half hours you can and should trust that llamas are the answer to the world's problems. Llamanomics is also greatly promoted by successful businessmen and politicians, such as: Kim Jong-Un, Jim Carrey, Ima Crooke, and Tonald Drump. If these important people believe in a better future with llamas you should to. The benefits of having llamas are endless, but we as a people must band together to harness those benefits and use them for the welfare and reconstruction of our nation and the world. With llamas we can finally put an end to world problems like: war, terrorism, unemployment, and poverty. Then we can achieve world
If every person in the U.S. had their own tap dancing llama our nation's morale would be at an all time high. With everyone happy, the emotion anger would be completely wiped out and unnecessary. Once everyone has a llama and anger is out of the picture; terrible crimes, war, and murder cannot possibly exist. With llamas world peace is within reach. It is a fact that llamas were created for the betterment of the world. As an expert in llamaology for six and a half hours you can and should trust that llamas are the answer to the world's problems. Llamanomics is also greatly promoted by successful businessmen and politicians, such as: Kim Jong-Un, Jim Carrey, Ima Crooke, and Tonald Drump. If these important people believe in a better future with llamas you should to. The benefits of having llamas are endless, but we as a people must band together to harness those benefits and use them for the welfare and reconstruction of our nation and the world. With llamas we can finally put an end to world problems like: war, terrorism, unemployment, and poverty. Then we can achieve world