Liz Character Analysis

Liz is the lizard queen. She enjoys flying blimps, rescuing damsels in distress, and selling assorted nuts at the local convenient store. Her biggest fears are dentists with bad teeth, hairdressers with the "can i speak with the manager" haircut, and Shia LaBeef's meaty thighs. Her life aspirations are to perfectly fillet a panfish and to skateboard down of those really step hills in San Francisco (you known what I'm taking about) without dying. If she could change one thing about the world, she would make teeth permanently clean with no need for biannual dentist appointments. She has regretted most of the decisions she's ever made, but her biggest regret is a decision that will live in infamy. Picture this. She's walking into a Perkin's to eat her favourite food in the world: waffles. She's decided exactly what on the menu she wants to eat, and she patiently awaits for the waiter (or garçon for all of my French readers) to take her order. She sees him approaching; she's ready for the best waffles of her life. The waiter (garçon) asks her what looks good. She responds, "I'll have the spinach salad with not dressing please." :):):):) …show more content…
Who orders a spinach salad with NO dressing when there are happy people eating waffles all around you? Agh! Obviously, she's the worst person you'll ever meet, and anyone who orders a salad at a restaurant is a communist and/or hates small children. She plans on writing a trilogy about the event. Book one: "The Waffles That Got Away". Book two: "Life Without Dressing: The Thrilling Sequel", Book three: "Coping With the Decision: The Shocking Conclusion". She is hoping for the first novel to be releases in the summer of 2017. In her free time, she enjoys scratching her dog's belly and roasting her