Do you know The Metal Man? Could you fathom his existence? Well, one man was more
ready than he ever thought he would be. John Hill Jr. (an extremely chill high school English
teacher) was having an average morning. After a long night of blasting War Pigs at the
neighbor's dog, he was ready for some coffee; he poured himself a hot cup of joe and headed
off to his classroom. When he arrived, he began to fill out "the chart". As he wrote down
assignments, he realized how sleep deprived he was; so John decided to take a power nap,
unaware that his life was about to take a major change.
After about an hour went by, John was suddenly awakened.