A lot of people seem to mistake Hell for a fiery place, where everything is red and black, where demons run around, maiming, torturing, and the like.
Well, that's mostly wrong.
Don't get me wrong it's hotter than the sun down here, but most of the fire isn't just plain. It's usually a vivid blue, but can turn into black or hot white. And not all the demons torture souls...that's just the more sadistic ones.
I, for one, work as a waitress. Classy, I know. But, it is close to the palace. Where I work though, is one of the best bars in Hell. …show more content…
The bars in Hell are not for the sinners, they're for the demons. We see all kinds here at The Pitchfork. The stereotypical sexy enchantresses, the invisible ones in horror movies with no physical forms, the red ones with horns and pitchforks, the nightmare kind with freakish features, the ones who take the form of animals, the demons that possess people (usually teen girls), and then you have your Odd Demon.
These ones look human, but have different skin colors (red, black, grey, white, blue, and the like), wings, horns, animal limbs, and a tail. Some don't have all the features, but you get the idea. These demons usually work as lawyers for Hell's tortured souls who want a chance at Heaven, maybe even deal makers. They walk in here with their work buddies, wearing Prada and Gucci suits while sipping martinis and talking about their latest cases. Odd Demons are the one percent, rich and famous. A lot of them have it in good with our Boss.
I however, do